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I think so. Being a NEET is the result of DNA that is accustomed to being royalty and to not allow the NEET to be NEET, you'd be discriminating against them and would be no better than a homophobe.
I just pooped my panties
NEETs are inverted royalty in a modern society where everything is the opposite of what it's supposed to be. They made slavery glamorous by promoting the "work ethic."
What really defines royalty is the will to power - asserting your right to be placed above others without recognizing any obligation towards them or any moral claim they could have on you as you are above them. The NEET demonstrates this will and thereby is exercising a claim to royalty.
we're all reincarnations of japanese emperors, it explains much.
I can't be the only one that doesthis
>>29730792
I do it more likethis
me? I like it likethis
I want to bump this thread to see if anyone has more cool This pics
>tfw we're heading towards a new age of Roman sexualism where its macho to fuck anything as long as you are the one doing the fucking.
Good goys
>>29730770
not all of us are faggots who turn to traps when girls reject us. if you are attracted to anything with a dick, it's because of you and your natural homosexual tendencies. not the jews.
>>29730802
Believe that, goy
>>29730802
The russians think like op. Who should I take advice on manliness from, the russians or western societies full of cuck fetishists who have pride parades where they strap rainbow colored dildos to themselves?
How do you stave off crippling depression when you have no friends and no no one will mourn your death?
>>29730741
What about your parents? They're basically the only reason I haven't ended it yet.
>>29730741
by saying that you won't kill yourself until you have one friend that you are sure to make sad. that should keep you around until your natural death.
sorry anon. i'm in the same spot and i don't really know what to do.
>>29730756
They've lost other family members before, I'm sure they'd get over it. It's not like they'd be surprised either.
>>29730773
>by saying that you won't kill yourself until you have one friend that you are sure to make sad. that should keep you around until your natural death.
I laffed. Sucks to suck doesn't it man.
hide info from nsa
:^)
sure, incognito master-race here
Yes, my tabs are terrible.
>>29730940
fuck it mayne you gotta do you.
Dubs and I give a bitch what for
>>29730721
Dubs here
>>29731597
Sure I could spare a dub
>>29730721
>I give a bitch what for
what does that mean
tfw no kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
oh shit, rare fillipina gf
Would anyone else freak out if they went on a forum of a language that they didn't speak then saw that they were a meme with a small following?
>>29731779
All flips speak english, so this girl will never experience that.
Theres a girl I am interested in at this local store I go to.
I'm there about once a week but most of the time she is with her fellow employees so I find it hard to approach her.
I didnt know her name until last night when her account popped up on my People You May Know on Facebook.
Heres my question....
What should I do next? I find it weird to randomly try to add her on FB and then ask her to hang out sometime.
But on the flip side, it's hard to catch her alone at the store. Besides, I really don't believe in the whole Pickup Artist meme...even if it's true, I couldn't do it.
So what would be the best non autistic way to meet this girl and ask her for a date?
idk but nice boobs
>>29730705
How did she pop up? mutual friends?
go there more often, say hi a few times.
after a while, you can escalate to talking about the weather and such, if she still seems interested.. go for the fb
why is prostitution a bad thing? how the fuck else are robots suppost to get laid
Because it's degenerate, disgusting and harms our society.
Just because you are a spineless millenial fuck who can't even be a proper man and get married, it doesn't mean we have to make exceptions for you.
>>29730748
good thing it's only illegal in burgerland i guess
>>29730748
so you think robots should die lonely virgins? that's pretty disgusting, degenerate and harmful
>Don't fap for a day
>lift heavy at the gym
>see a qt girl
>feel a burning desire to have sex
>tfw virgin at 26
life is hell
>mfw you don't talk to any girls at all
>unless you do something radical almost guaranteed you'll be a virgin forever
>>29731851
Not radical. Just make sure you're reasonably attractive and act aloof enough and you'll have girls dripping wet when you finally pay some attention to them
>>29731897
>you're delusional enough to think this will happen
>thinking this will happen while being on r9k at 2 am
>be me
>working at target
>female coworker notices me going outside alone for breaks
>follows one day
>starts asking a lot of questions about me
>shares about herself too
>find out she's 26 w/ two kids
>for reference, i'm 21
>one day, she invites me out to lunch after work (we have a 4am shift so work ends early in the day)
>don't know how to say no because robot
>agree
>notice at restaurant she's straightened her hair and is wearing makeup and perfume
>think "shit is that for me?"
>hugs me after lunch
>mfw i don't want
How do I deal with this? I just want this job for the money, not any emotional entangling bullshit. Makes me want to give up on the wageslave life and return to NEETdom. Any advice is greatly appreciated.
>pic unrelated, makes me laugh is all
>>29730673
have sex with her, robot. she probably senses that you're a lonely soul, like her
she also knows that you don't have much money if you work at target, so she's not just trying to fuck you for child support
but make sure to bring your own condom, in case she does try to entrap you
I have faith in you
simply decline in a friendly manner
>>29730737
How do I even get that to happen though?
>mfw virgin
>mfw unable to start anything (only recent exception is job)
Do I literally just ask her? Date some casually and then do it? This is why I hate feelings, stupid brain and its chemical imbalances.
But thank you for the advice senpai.
alright, who else /aloneanddrunk/?
>been getting depressed since it's summer and i'm doing nothing
>reminded of a friend who has a gf and is happy
>put myself out on dating shit
>get no response
>have no flow to my life
>just drink
>>29731203
im just the same as you except the dating site.. my 'bestfriend' often ditches plans to be with gf or many of his other friends. I easily spend several weeks alone in my room and he doesn't seen to care. I fucking love women so much, but they nevr give me attention so there's no use.
Excuse my language, I'm drunk, sad, alone and norwegian.
>>29731276
in a bout 5 hours ill be wit u senpai
Is s4s the innocent virgin Loli Imoto-Chan of 4chan?
That's how it looks to me.
I wish. I would do some TERRIBLYNICETHINGS to s4s if that were the case.
im convinced s4s is ran by autiatic evil 12yo girls
>>29730592
All of 4chan is populated by autistic 12 year olds though.
Who /miserably alone on July 4th/ here?
When it gets dark soon and the fireworks start all around, I'll be drowning my sorrows alone with some beer and TV. My goal is to overpower the booming.
Do you have a steam or something? If it's okay with you I'd like someone to play games with.
dont worry anon, to some ppl (me included) it isnt even a commemorative date, i will even have school
Alone but not alone. Moved back into my parents house for the next month for reasons, have to share a room with my sibling. Couldn't bring my PC because there's literally no room in the house, so I can't even play games.
This is all I have.
I have become immune to any verbal insults
It feels good to be detached from negative emotions, really good
>>29730447
aren't you detached from positive emotions as well? I thought you can't be detached from only one specific emotion
>>29730564
Once you accept that nothing has any intrinsic value, you can realize that you choose your emotions. All I feel are happiness, contempt, and occasionally worry since, I do want to have some incentive to not become homeless
>>29730447
h0w do you do it?
