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Is the whole wagecuck thing just a meme or what?
How many of you are actually NEET, and how do you survive? Welfare? Live with parents? Disability?
Pic unrelated, just comfy gif
There are probably a few dedicated shitposters that really are NEETs, and since they have nothing else they push the meme hard.
Wagecuck reporting in. I used to be a NEET and it only made me depressed and drained all my energy.
It's a meme.
The majority of NEETs are either parent parasites or on NEETbux.
I work a couple days a month, then NEET it up the rest. I'm an impure NEET, and for that I need spanking.
>wake up at 9 am
>think I've cracked the normie code
>a whole day ahead of me
>fucking exhausted by 6 pm
>can't do shit because too tired
how the fuck do normies do this every day
Coffee.
ORIGINALBLOX
That's a big problem for me too. I have no energy to actually be normie even if I know how.
>>29724549
If I drink coffee at 6 pm, won't I have trouble sleeping?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/why-13-year-olds-can-no-longer-marry-in-virginia/2016/07/03/03849e46-3ef9-11e6-a66f-aa6c1883b6b1_story.html
And republicans are defending these laws because they say it prevents abortions. The people who oppose gay marriage and niggers are literally telling us pedophilia is the best way to deal with teen pregnancy.
Pedophilia is degenerate but not a huge issue.
Get the jews out of the banks.
>>29724551
as far as moral issues goes it's literally the worst thing you could possibly fucking do. Literally noone is below them. Not faggots, not niggers, not even murderers
>>29724673
top edge, m8
you fell for the "sexual abuse is worse than taking a life" meme
no doubt sexual abuse can fuck up a person's mind and ruin the rest of their life, but having your life taken is irrevocable, at least sexual abuse sufferers have some possibility of recovery and reintegration into society, people who're murdered cannot do anything and the people who cared about them are affected
I don't know about tou personally, but it's pathetic and embarrassing that most people who freak out about this shit don't care about sexual abuse of boys/men, only girls/women
How do I find an internet friend that I can do stuff together with like watching anime and playing video games.
Serious question, I'm just very lonely.i want to die
Lets make a discord voice chat and talk there anonymously.
>>29724495
Talking is scary and I have a bad accent, sorry.
>>29724512
But if we're all anonymous, there is nothing to worry about anon.
The more we talk, the less scary it will seem.
It would be like a therapy session.
>"Oh my fucking GAWD stacy that fucking loser Anon sent me a picture of his dick! Who THE FUCK does that loser think he is?? lol"
>"WOW this fucking UGLY ASS GUY totally hit on me at the bar - what a fucking creep"
>"This guy I STUPIDLY gave my number to had the NERVE to ask me if I wanted to get "piped down" - what type of girl does he TAKE ME FOR"
>"CHAD'S DICK IS LIKE ...A WHOLE FOOT LONG...hehehe...I totally let him cum all over my face last night...I'm such a naughty girl..tehee"
....
>"EXCUSE ME? YOU FUCKING SHRIMP DICKED MISOGYNIST FUCK! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT - SO WHAT IF PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE SEX, THEY SHOULDN'T BE JUDGED FOR HAVING HUMAN DESIRES!"
ITT: Things that never ever have ever happened or will ever happen
I.. I don't know what you're trying to say. Yes, this shit happens. Some people have big dicks and are sexually attractive, some do not and are not. would you fuck Hillary Clinton? No? Then you're just as bad as the people you're complaining about.
>>29724582
I think what OP is trying to say, is that women are quick to claim slut shaming is wrong - and that people shouldn't be labeled for having a desire for sex. These same women, however, will quickly shame men for attempting to fulfill their desire for sex in the act of pursuing women - hence another deep rooted female hypocritical world view. Women will become offended if a guy asks them out rightly if they want to fuck (granted the guy is not Chad) but will also become offended if their access to prime Chad dick is threatened by a single word.
>mfw girls always give me the "ewww" look just by looking at me
>>29724429
Same. this has happened 4 times now. I'm beginning to think im doomed.
they don't look at you, they look through you
>>29724479
No they look at you but not in you to see your good heart, all they see is your ugly face, they cant stare through you theyre not superman
How do I know if a QT girl likes me?
when she says "I like you, anon" out loud (never)
>>29724413
You are posting on 4chan. There is no qt girl that likes you.
>>29724464
Close. I've been with my gf for 3 years and she doesn't find my personality attractive anymore. I've been jaded by the world, I've grown cold and have been an asshat. Don't become me and you'll be fine. Can't blame her for not talking to me for 2 days desu, but then again I can.
>can't be an astronaut because I'm a tranny with a metal arm
>also not hard working or intelligent enough and didn't do well in school
who /crusheddreams/ here
>>29724403
The only things that are crushed are your balls
>>29724420
Crushed balls and dreams*
>tranny
You crushed them yourself you mentally ill degenerate.
Is the world a fair place?
>>29724394
the world is not fair and never should be. Chaos is a ladder, blah blah blah
>>29724394
Yes. It's perfectly fair. You can get whatever you want if you work hard enough. If you're unsuccessful it's because you're lazy. Fact.
>>29724440
This sums up my sentiments.
Which two or more sodas would make the best mix together? I used to do this as a kid. I would call it my scientific experiments and used to think I was an evil genius for making it.
>Who else was a simple child?
Ftfy
>>29724367
When I was a kid we called them "sassys" that was the name of the cat in Homeward Bound but I'm not sure if that's where the name came from. We just mixed everything togeather. I don't remember what combination was best because I haven't done that since I was like 8. Mixing a Coke slurpee with cherry is godly though. I think I started doing that before cherry coke was a thing.
Ice Tea and Coke
50/50
>see girl on the street
>we make eye contact
>try not to be autistic and smile
>smile is forced and unnatural because autism
>she looks at me with disgust and doesn't return smile
O well
>see two girls walking past
>they smile at me
>don't want to be rude so I nod and smile back
>"oh my god, eww...."
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT
WOMEN
WHY
>>29724332
>see girl on the street
>we make eye contact
>she smiles
>don't smile back because know it will look forced and unnatural because autism
>look at the ground and carry on my way
>riding bike down towards the beach
>2 qt girls in a jeep driving down the road
>honk, and wave that "peace" sign at me while smiling
>almost fall over looking back at them
confidence boost I needed for this week 2bh
Wizard here.
I will answear your questions and general doubts you may have about our kind.
Is your life pathetic?Or have you accomplished something?
How can I stop being a miserable self destructive NEET nervous wreck senpai?
>>29724261
What was the weirdest thing you experimented with while masturbating?
Hey losers
My name is Layne, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat pale basement dwelling neckbeards OCD Asians and pathetic gay virgins. Wow they weren't kidding. I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vince got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Zane. Of course you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE You chumps make me sick hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks making your gay little posts and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.
Dude you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day much less live it. I am buff tuff and ruff broski! My body is tanned and chiseled because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is Jim.
Lets face it the chicks can't resist my bangin guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average not that you fags even know what that means and can drink all of your children under the table.You losers need to get a fucking life.
First and foremost,this is bait.Second,getting ripped by simply repeating forced physical actions is feminine.Real men get ripped by performing bladework.Like me.I bet I could pummel your sorry,gym going ass to the ground,bare handed.Anyways,you're a normie and don't belong.Get the fuck out.
Sunday is the last day of the week and if I don't get my sundae it'll be the last day of your life
>>29724244
"alpahbet"
omg please its really funny desu
Am I a bad person for wanting people to fail? Like I get happy when something bad happens to my friends. I get jealous and secretly hate if something really good happens to my friends.
What is this called and why am I like this? Is this a normal human emotion.
ASPD. Look it up, you have it.
>>29724188
I find I'm in the best moods when everyone else isn't. I think I just want people to fall to my level of misery and failure.
>>29724188
Hmmm I thought that was how everyone felt, like survival of thr fitness or something. I guess not tho >>29724257
Have you had your daily dose of energy drinks today?
What are you waiting for? There good for you.
Fuck off underaged babby. Drink black coffee like a real man.
I like them, slam a few of them fast, and you get wired as fuck.
I slammed like 4, got amped, and ran outside to confront my neighbor for being a dick. Legit just ran up and started yelling at him for sending my pizza guy away.
So yeah, good stuff, energy drinks really get you stimmed if you don't drink them often.
To answer your question, I don't drink them everyday because of diminishing returns, drink them everyday, and it feels like any can of pop, instead of the substitute narcotic it actually is.
>>29724258
Also
>Kickstarts
>Amps
Those are the best energy drinks, Monster, Redbull are fucking shit. Rockstars are acceptable but meh.
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