>2004
>15 years old
>at school
>girl comes up to me
>people are already looking and giggling
>takes my arm
>shouts "i love anon"
>people start to laugh
>pulls me by the arm
>"anon is my boyfriend!"
>tries to...
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>>29720777
I know a good one
>gets trips
>nobody bumps his thread
>>29721073
My life is just a string of rejections
>>29721291
Look on the bright side you get a (You) if youre one of those people who cares about them.
So my parents confronted me about having no gf. I'm a 25 year old white-collared professional and they don't understand why I can't get one. I told them that I have a few standards that I'm not willing to let go of: she can't be a single mother and can't be fat. They told me to be more reasonable and consider pigs and single mothers.
Should I listen to their advice? Am I a cuck if I consider single mothers?
Pic unrelated
Sounds like you're not trying. How about installing Tinder? Won't hurt to try.
>>29720749
No, stay single. Single Moms are for cucks.
That is all.
No, no no. Don't listen to your parents advice. Chances are they don't really love you and they just want to stroke their ego by making sure you were successful enough to further their line another generation. Never settle for fat or single mothers, spend that money traveling or hobbies like woodworking.
You will never live together with Liru and fuck her on a daily basis, why live?
>>29720743
>her vagina is warmer than the bath
Wouldn't that be over 40 degrees?
Fuck you OP why don't you reply?
>>29722201
He doesn't like you, probably.
I can't stop thinking about my girlfriend giving her ex boyfriend head at her 4th of July party 3 years ago. We started dating the November after that and I thought she had never done anything sexual with anyone. She told me a couple weeks before we started dating and gave me details like she learned that he loved eye contact now whenever she gives me head and makes eye contact that's all I can fucking think about. Every fucking 4th of July it's all I can think about. Now I'm drunk at 1:30 am on July 4th with that image of her sucking his cock stuck in my...
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>>29720675
No. Girls do sexual shit OP, it happens.
I'm a girl and I think I might never have sex again or wait like 8-10 yrs because I have become hyper-aware that I've "done this before"
And I think I'm noticing I have a strong preference for virgin men
>>29720675
for some reason women just cannot help but give you intimate details of encounters with other men. I guess they believe it's sexy or they know it emasculates the guy they say they care about now.
Where is my homely gf? That's all I want.
I love curly/wavy hair so much. Makes girls 10x cuter
>that girl
>homely
>>29720694
>bugs in hair
Why is this a fucking fetish.
>Another holiday aIone...
>>29720634
Holidays weren't meant for us
>>29720634
Fuck 4th of July
It's a normie soup
>>29720735
>Holidays weren't meant for us
*hug*
1. Height
2. Virgin or not
Go, lets see how it correlates
1. 6' exactly
2. Virgin
6 Foot 4
Virgin
>>29720599
5'9
Lost it when I was 16 to a guy and I had a female fwb for roughly a year now(20)
Never had PiV tho, I don't like getting my dick touched
>IQ of 152
>everyone looks retarded to me
>can piss people off very easily though I was smart enough to only piss off pricks
>never lost an argument even when I was a child talking to adults on forums
>brain becomes clouded like it happens to many people on /r9k/
>can't think properly anymore, it's like my IQ went from 152 to 92
>feels more retarded...
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>>29720532
Are you NEET? I get like that when im neet and sleeping like 10+ hours a day
>>29720532
Read the Tractatus.
>>29720532
Well done, you finally realized that iq is nothing but a meme and your ability to spot logic patterns is in no way synonymous with the rest of the intelligence spectrum or is transferable to real life.
hey there small fry
*uses thumb to slightly unsheet katana*
You mirin this fine piece of steel, folded well over a thousand times
*points his finger at you and winks*
come and and get it pipsqueek
>>29720505
B-but your katana is completely drawn...and I don't see your sheath....you imagine doesn't match your description and my immersion was completely destroyed.
2/10. You need to work on your skills
>>29720505
Heh why would I need a sword when I have this
*pull out my shotgun*
*put it in my mouth*
*blow my brains out and die*
*look down, eyes hidden by fedora, completely silent*
*lean backwards, fall into my own shadow, only to lurch up from his shadow with katana drawn*
*stabs blade through stomach, absorbing your life force, my blade glows and grows longer*
*you turn into dust and get blown away*
"nothin personell, kid
>tfw cluster headaches
I just had a really bad one. I seriously think I'm just going to end my life when I get one tomorrow. I have them every fucking day and I just can't do it anymore.
Try psilocybin mushrooms. They are the miracle cure for cluster headaches but illegal unfortunately. Look it up.
>>29720425
I would have done it a long time ago if I had the connections. I live in the middle of buttfuck no where and have no friends. I can't order them online because I live with my mom.
>>29720457
Try to make friends with local college kids? Maybe use 420chan, /b/, and /soc/ to try to find a local connection
Okay, so today I got a surprise I honestly didn't want. Greentext time
>at uni
>finish lecture on thermal physics, pretty babytier
>walking down stairway, 5-6/10 behind me
>"h-hey, anon?"
>turn around
>its girl in my lectures who I talk to sometimes, we message on normiebook and she seems to like talking to me
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JUST GET OFF THIS RIDE MAN, SHE'S YOUR ONLY HOPE
>>29720412
I would but I don't really know her well enough, and I don't really want people to know I'm in a relationship either (unwanted attention)
I could really use sex though, but I don't even know if she is sexual in that way
>>29720374
we're mostly virgins here because:
1. women generally prefer chads
2. women generally aren't loyal
3. women generally play the "prey" part, switching to some other guy as soon as they find a slight hint of your autismness sperglordry
4. women generally remain silent and don't take the risk to tell you their feelings for you
>TL:DR: don't care about her body aspect. She's into you. She's loyal. She took the risk....
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>tfw no independence day bf
>tfw no camping gf
>tfw no gf at all, ever, in my entire life
>>29720373
You mean Will Smith?
Will there ever be time when everyone is kind to each other or is this contradictory to civilization?
Probably never going to happen. We're hard wired to fight with each other in tribal packs. And unlike other animals we will do it over abstract concepts like national identity.
Human conflict is as ever present as gravity.
The first step towards attaining a worldwide state of peace is to first end the mass enslavement of animals, but that's never going to happen because too many people care too little about what physically happens to another thinking, feeling being just so long as they get to fill their stomachs with unecessities.
>>29720316
No, it's almost quite literally impossible when there are differences between people.
Unless we all speak the same language in the exact same way, do the exact same things every day, look the exact same way, and think the exact same things, then there will always be conflict. People will disagree with and shame others over the simplest of things.
You don't have my haircut? Haha you fucking loser.
You don't wear this brand of shoes? Weirdo.
You like doing X while I like doing Y? Fuck...
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Hazel eyes are the best looking. If you have blue eyes and blonde hair you're ugly.
>>29720293
Natural blondes are the best, fake blondes are just yuke
you mean brown eyes
>>29720301
Blonde hair is inferior. Especially on males.
>friendsforever
>friends
>forever
>forever friends
>>29720248
Women are so brutal these days. Back in the 50s she probably would have married this guy - he's nice, they get along, he isn't disgusting and he would probably make a good father.
But now they just want to fuck the biggest cocks of the hardest alphas, they don't care about finding good husbands/fathers.
>getting mad that a girl likes you
virgins are not human.
>>29720278
in the 50s she would have married him impulsively and fucked some suave dancer while the nice guy is at the factory losing his lungs.
now is far better in every way for almost everyone than 50 or 100 or 1000 years ago. fuck off. if you're too brain damaged to find a good partner for yourself,\ leaping to "le wrong generation" is not how you tie a rope for yourself. humans themselves have not changed in a fucklong time, culture be damned.