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>always try to be nice to everyone
>everyone else criticizes me over every tiny thing
True niceness is not wanting anything in return for your good deeds.
We can launch multiple simultaneous devastating defensive Deep Strikes. The Codex Astartes names this manoeuvre Steel Rehn.
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>>29717358
Excuse me from tripping you up here but,
BOREALUM
we have our rights to criticize.
>It's a "complete inability to connect with anyone on an emotional level" episode
There are still hobbies for people like you
>>29717292
>it's a "rage over videogame" episode
>>29717292
>it's a "want to lead a beta uprising using the skills I lernt in the army" episode.
I was dating a girl for 6 months. I broke up with her because I am still young and forced to comply with parents. We have been split up for 2 months now. During us dating I had my biryhday
>My parents made me
She got me a flannel. I hate flannels
She loves them.
I got it seven months ago only wore it once to make her happy(something she never did)
I three it in my drawer and forgot about it until now. She is now dating one of my only friends but has expressed several times that she would get back together. But when presented with the option. She becomes timid.
Now that I look back on our relationship she was kinda a shitty girlfriend.
Never paid for anything
A total tease
Never indulged in my emotions. Very closed off s a person which is opposite of me.
But would still be interested in getting her back.
The brake up was supposed to be a more temporary thing.
I don't think so because she was not a good person just a good body.
>8-9/10
I have feelings of burning the flannel. Does that sound like a good idea. If o where?
Also could someone cum shop the photo please
Pic related
Getting her back as in dating again
Just donate the flannel to goodwill or something.
Burning it just shows that you still care about her because you're willing to do something as faggy as burn a shirt because of some chick.
A am willing to do something faggy tho because she leads me on with thiughts of sex and shit then doesn't talk to !e ever then goes out with one of my only friends and considering im lonely beta it was kinda bummer
Ok so I'm close to having a complete freakout here!
> be me
>18
>go out to nightclub
>blackout
> wake up beside naked chick
>she wakes
>turns around
>has down's syndrome
I gathered my shit without one word and took off like piece of fucking mercury! What do I do? Was this legal? Should I feel guilty for running out?
Hello? You faggots! SOMEONE HELP ME BEFORE I KILLMYSELF!!
Dude you probably didnt fugg because your spaghetti. Chill famalam
Stupid shit. Oh well.
>me and my best friend from high school we have a pact where we both decide to not drink, smoke, take elicit drugs
>we finish high school and go to uni together
>were in different class'
>he makes new friends
>to fit in he starts drinking, and taking drugs at parties
>almost forces me to take dank weed when were hanging out
>wtf.jpg
>I don't take it
>makes fun of me
tldr
my best friend is a normie now and makes fun of me for not being a normie
how do I deal with all my friends growing up without me? I miss the days when we could just play games, watch anime, go to conventions and make fun of normies together. im not even mad that he's taking drugs its just we cant really talk much anymore because I dont like normie activities. I know some of you have experienced this, I need a hug /r9k/
Moral of the story: Friends suck ass. Don't bother with them.
He tried to save you. Instead, you are just going to go to your class and then back to your room. The will be the totality of your college experience save the anime/vidya club you will predictably join along with the other loser/loner asians such as yourself.
only normies adamantly don't do drugs
Nightwalk thread.
Share here your stories/pictures of your nightwalks.
I always start during dusk and walk for 2 hours or so. Usually look for some quiet spot to have a smoke and a drink. The city is so mich nicer without all the people in it
>>29717185
That's a nice pic. Nights are here almost as bright now.
>Taking a nightwalk
>Walk up to a busy road junction with rails seperating the road from the path
>Lean against the railings, thinking about stuff for a while
>See a couple of urban foxes going about their business
>Also listening to a pretty good radio documentary about the channel tunnel being built
Happened earlier in the year but it was pretty sweet.
>Walk with qt gf to 24hr bookstore every week
>Break up with her after I start getting a gut feeling of infidelity.
>Still make the walk every week and it makes me feel better for some reason.
What makes a person a robot? If you have a gf, you suddenly become normal, right?
>>29717157
No, but being normal is a requirement for obtaining a gf, therefore if a guy has a gf he MUST be normal.
>>29717157
You never were a robot if you got a gf.
>No friends
>No gf
>Virgin (unless you paid for sex)
thats pretty much it
end me and my genetic nightmare
>>29717147
Have you thought about wearing high heels?
Start fapping to dicks and slowly become gayer and gayer. It'll get easier from there on out.
>>29717189
already did that it was easy but now its hard again that im discovering pussy again
>>29717163
yes, considerably
if discreet ones existed id wear
>at bowling alley and there is some weird crowd gathering on the other side
>look to my left and see a 8/10 blonde stacy that is taller than me
>say fuck it and walk up to
>make eye contact say "hey what is going on over there"
>she turns away
>I walk away
>>29717071
Pretty fucking spergy, sperglord. Keep it up.
>>29717134
https://youtu.be/OR6AV9yJPoM
never done it dearimasu
Why do vagina-havers keep falling for the chad meme?
>>29717050
'cause they all laugh about how pathetic you are behind your back, op.
Biological programming. They can't find it as much as a computer can't make itself sentient and self-aware.
>>29717082
FUCKING FUCK, I meant fight, not find.
Who here faps like this?
But
Not even exposing the head
tfw unstretchable phimosis followed by circumcision
That's hawt. i wish I could touch an uncircumcised penis.
>>29717043
I do. Exposing head makes a lot of sound.
Robots methods to prevent feeling dizzy?
See a Doctor.
People dont randomly feel dizzy.
Do you feel dizzy after standing up too quick? Then it's pretty normal and nothing to be really concerned about,if not you should probably see a doctor
>>29717025
Don't touch fuzzy.
This fatty who goes to college with me lost virginity with this chick last saturday. I am sure there are better looking people here who are still 20+ y/o virgins. So yeah just came by to fuck up your day.
>>29717001
>WAAAAAHHHH ALL WOMEN SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH MEEEEEE WAAAAHHHH
>>29717001
you gullible basementdweller believing in fatbearded fantasies
>>29717001
Bye bye,been a huge displeasure knowing you.
Hey anons, I don't usually make threads asking things, but I wanted some advice. I am starting muay thai soon, I don't have anything else going for me, I want to get good, it's important to me. I grew up with a lot of being picked on and stuff, but I'm not completely inept, I was good at some sports like dodgeball, and I am not physically weak. I used to be pretty skittish, but I reached that peak point where it's scarier to take shit from people and not learn to be confident. I want to work through my problem where I feel anxious around other guys and like I can't face the world. Other than that my life should/would be good, it's kind the problem that is controlling ,y life. So muay thai and learning to fight is my solution.
I found a gym with a great average rating from a lot of people near me, it looks like a good place, the amount of people who leave a satisfied review is pretty good. They must be addressing it anytime someone has a problem, or they are accommodating enough that it never happens. I can get gear at home to bring my training home on off days too. Any other anons have experience? I would like to hear it if they do. Also do you think I could get good? I am a little clumsy but I was taught some basics by a former olympic "friend" (they really screwed me over later). I seem to be coordinated with it compared to how I am with other things. Is it possible that I can get good? I really want that, I'm not afraid of intensive workout (I do that to myself here and there at home with no prompt), I dont care if I catch a few nasty shots sparring (though I would like to keep concussive impact to a minimum without compromising how much I train and progress). I want to be good. I don't plan on chasing any girls, and I want to work to support myself getting good.
>>29716940
bump, I really want to get some advice on this one.
>>29716940
learning to fight can help with your confidence issues. cant tell you it will solve them all, but it can help.
just dont become one of those ufc douchebag types. and dont get over cocky about yourself either. no matter how much you train you can still get your ass handed to you.
>>29716940
>tfw /asp/ is such a shithole now this question would be dumped straight to page 10
A martial art will make you feel better about yourself and make you able to fight, the number one way to beat Chad
what do i do if i'm being blackmailed into being with someone?
>something comes up
>we talk about our problems
>come to the conclusion that through everything we disagree on that we shouldn't be together
>he says well we're staying here and talking it out
>regardless of how long we go around in circles with eachother, he tells me we're going to talk it through
>say that i want to break up
>he says he has a say in the breakup too
>he says "you know what will happen if you just leave"
>threatening to post my name, address, phone number, nudes, everything online
>this has happened at least 3 times in our relationship
what do i do? i'm ready to just kill myself honestly
>>29716912
1. record him saying it
2. go to police
3. ???
4. Profit
>>29716953
it's not legal to record people against their will in new york state
Every corner of the legal system will be on your side if that happen you know. Keep those chatlogs
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