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Didnt save the picture and kicking myself. Can someone repost the picture of the animated fit girl with a blue sports bra and blue bottom with a punching bag in the background?
>>29715662
desuarchive.org
(:
jesus fucking newfags
>>29715662
Ur thinking of a grilll named Vi
Enjoy this masturbation technique I've been using forever.
Try and use those soft ass blankets, they feel so damn good.
don't do this it makes mustard gas xDDDD
>>29715653
protip : it works really damn good
i've never used my hand to masturbate a day in my life, plebs.
>>29715653
Your dumbass drawing makes no sense? Are you just masturbating with the blanket as your glove or what.
Dogs are so cute.
I wish I had a dog.
>>29715639
b-but if you had a dug anon y-you'd have to go outs-side
>>29715827
But I like to go out and go for walks, it calms me down. If I had a dog to take out it would be even better.
>>29715852
Then get a dog anon. Labs and boxers are great in my experience
I'm not talking about the decline of western civilization here. Within 20 years TOPS we will all be dead. Humankind is OVER. Mammals, birds, sea creatures, insects. We'll be lucky if waterbears survive the next few decades, let alone the coming millions of years of aftermath. This shit's already happening.
I kinda wish knowing this would set me free to live my life as I please, stop worrying and enjoy my last days, but here I am. Anyway, so does anyone else here have a clue about this occuring? How do you process it? How can you justify continuing living when everything is going down the shitter?
Maybe the wrong people to ask, but I'm curious.
>>29715635
alright i'll bite
what the fuck are you talking about
I already have a 3 year old daughter so there is a new generation. Also I think your estimate is low. Sure environmental conditions will be shit but short of nuclear holocaust we have at least 80 years.
>>29715635
I don't care. I've been disconnected from reality for so long that I wouldn't care if the end was today
I didnt make this, just using it.
>>29715395
95, i shoulda figured.
>>29715421
Whatdididotodeservedis
>>29715395
last time chad fucked me for a year
mech pilot pls
>tfw conversation in the real world doesn't work like it does on here
>>29715312
>tfw arguing with people in real life isn't as fun as it is on here
>>29715312
>tfw can't greentext verbally
>>29715363
>get btfo in argument in real life
>can't call the person a faggot
>can't leave thread
>can't samefag
I have a big announcement to make:
I'm accepting girlfriend applications. You can leave all your info ITT, I'll wake up tomorrow evening and choose the most qualified candidate. Good luck!
What about femboys? I need bf badly who will play WoW with me ;-;
>>29715296
How about you fuck off you degenerate faggot
>>29715255
lol good one anon
What do you think happened to him robots?
>>29715208
nothing because rule 1 on the internet is trust nothing ever only autists believe anything they read espescially on the 'chan.
>>29715208
dont know or care, but i like bumping threads.
>>29715208
He's probably content with himself now. I feel like I am too.
Im a NEET living with my parents & have no car. Worst part is I'm living somewhere where I can't go anywhere without a car. So mommy and daddy has to drive me around.
Uh, I just don't care anymore and I really don't give a dam about getting a job. I'm so burnt out from college and working at the job my parents wanted me to work at. I busted my butt just to be miserable.
I know life can be awesome, but all I feel is apathy now, even when I go to clubs and interact with girls. I'm not depressed...just nothing, I feel nothing.
Have any of you guys successfully stop being a FA? I just don't know what to do anymore
>>29715183
>tfw I have a job with my dad but dont drive and live at home
you are working and studying, whats the issue?
squash all NEETWORMS
>tfw you feel existential dread setting in. You realize that life is subjective and we all must die. You would say that you aren't scared of death, but you are. Not logically. You aren't foolish enough to believe you'd actually kill yourself if you got your ass up and wedged your belt into a doorframe. You know you wouldn't be capable, so why even try? You're aware that all you do is put it off, thinking, "I'll do it one day". When will that day come? You don't want to be afraid anymore and you just want to let yourself drift away but when it comes down to it, you can't do the deed. You don't have the guts. All you will ever amount to is a loser sitting on his computer, festering in his own sadness, which isn't even much compared to the trials of others. Complaining, without any right to do so. You feel something closing in on you, something bad, and you want to run.
>tfw you're actually a piece of trash, and you secretly desire something so that you can get attention, negative or positive, but attention is all you desire. Attention you will never get from social interaction because you downright refuse to improve yourself. Though, social ties seem like a large burden at the moment, anyway.
>tfw you know you would probably be referred to a therapist if you told anyone all of this, but you don't really think it's worth it. I mean, after all, what if they think you don't have problems? What if these are normal emotions everyone feels and it's only you being a faggot about it? And what is a therapist going to do, anyway, tell you "just bee yourself"? Tell you to be yourself, when, because of your lack of social interaction, you're not even sure who that "self" is?
>tfw you're typing a tfw thread on r9k with really long shit nobody is going to bother reading and you'll look like a huge faggot but you don't care at all because you don't have to
>>29715167
edgy
roboblox
>>29715167
I was just thinking about making a thread about existencial dread and this spiel pops up. Do you believe in Synchronicity? I do, it happens much too often to me.
Anyway, for the first time in a few months i felt very strong existencial anxiety attack. I was sitting in my backyard with my dogs and started thinking about dying and what happens in those final moments and what comes after, or if nothing comes after at all..you just "fade out" i guess? I started really imagining what it would be like and i mean i got really into it and i felt "myself" like shift down from my body like i sank and i got really cold. I felt like i couldn't breathe and i was dying. It really felt like death touched me and it was horrible, are all the dead truly gone forever? Will we never speak with them again, or even experience anything ever again? Maybe we just fade out and are forever trapped, unable to see, hear, or anything...fucking horrible to think about, but even worse to go through, and we must all face it wether Youre ready or not at any time. And what if there is life after death? Is that any better? Forced to experience life for eternity. ETERNITY. Im only 20 and this was the worst anxiety attack I've had, i assume it only gets worse when i get older and closer to death. But yeah a quarter of the time ill spend existing in this reality is gone, and I'm scared for what's next, i want to die and also live forever, im scared of both. This world, whatever it is, is so strange with its duality or that's how we perceive it anyway...
This is what doing psychs will do to your mind
Don't mind me. Just posting in a dying thread.
is staring at women creepy?
>>29715126
nah m8 if they don't like it they should stop wearing thongs in public. you could be raping them
>>29715126
They feel it and hate it. I've gotten into trouble for looking at women too much.
if you're not Chad, then yes.
couple weeks ago at work this girl was eating at the food court. i was at register and i just stood there and blatantly stared at her.
it was so fucking hilarious and warm feeling watching her notice me, keep glancing at me, then eventually she stuttered at her friend and laughed, putting her hand at her mouth for a second.
it was really cute. while she wasn't paying attention i walked away and she never saw me again.
>tfw two gfs
how does it feel being a khv, /r9k/?
you shoulda posted a map of the middle east because the bait israel
>>29715082
Not hugless though, but it feels bad, so please stop poking my wounds.
>tfw non-monogamous
>not even a Chad
Autist here
How do normal people convince themselves that love really exists?
"Love" does not constitute 100% of attraction to someone, so therefore there's an inevitable point you get to where how much you would love someone is outweighed by the cons. There's a point of ugliness you'd get to where the love of your life woudn't be in love with you.
Furthermore, there are 3 billion potential partners on planet Earth and if you think you've found "the one" you're plainly wrong. You brain doesn't have the ability to appreciate how unlikely that is.
If you've found a person occupying the 1% of the human populace that makes the most sense for you in a relationship then there are still 30,000,000 potential partners that would be better for you.
How long would it take for you to find one of these people? Do you actively go out of your way to not meet new people for fear that you might like them more? Because there is objectively someone out there that you'd be more in love with than your current partner, how does it feel knowing you'll never know them?
So yeah. How are people in relationships able to delude themselves?
>>29714943
Love is a biochemical state in the brain that is similar to the effects of psychoactive drugs. The evolutionary benefit is incentive for staying with a mate and providing parental care as humans have one of the longest infancys out of all other animals.
>pseudo-bro-science, pretentious, sour-grapes-suffering, high schooler talk
I cringed so hard, you should be more considerate not to infect others with second hand embarrassment.
>>29714943
kind of looks like
What's more important when it comes to attracting women: Nice body or nice clothes?
being an extrovert
its a mix
they wont go for fat fucks who dress well or average people who dress like retards
>>29714886
Nice resources
How did this option escape your question?
I'm about to leave the house to go get food.
I have not eaten in 3 days, I've only been having honey and other condiments to sustain me, I feel ill.
Please motivate me?
>>29714882
Man, why haven't you eaten? Upcoming medical procedure?
I wouldn't really recommend getting food at this point.
You're already three days into a serious fast. If you can keep up for seven days, that's the point at which your system completely flushes everything out. It's like resetting a drug addiction and breaking tolerances completely.
It's a total reset, a chance to implement a new diet and follow that up with exercise and a real fucking schedule.
I don't know.
I wouldn't throw this opportunity away, though. Tons of fatasses simply cannot make it past one day of not eating, trust me
>>29715444
>You're already three days into a serious fast
>serious fast
Nigga please. 3 days is nothing. You can go fucking months of not eating before you die, so don't blow this 'accomplishment' out of proportion. Besides, there's nothing stopping him from getting a new diet and exercising at the moment either.
