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>tfw no japanese gf
Why live? It's so rare to see a white guy with a Japanese girl unless they're very good looking.
>>29707503
>japanese girl used to go to my class
>overhear her talking to one of her friends
>extremely witty
>giggle at some things she says from afar
>becomes dead silent in group projects
>never talks to anyone except her one friend
>leaves after 1 semester
goddamnit she was cute
>>29707503
> meet jap exchange student
> we meet up and do various things
> seems to be having fun and enjoying herself
> ask her to go see the fireworks
> get rejected
They're just like any other girl.
>wife is half Japanese
>she's playing ace attorney right now
Is it possible for a guy to have female orbiters unless he's a 10/10 or celebrity?
If you're a fembot, have you ever orbited a guy? What was he like and why did you orbit him?
>>29707346
Forgot to mention that's excluding being rich too. Essentially, is there's any attainable way to get a female orbiter.
>>29707346
Those aren't orbiters. That guy literally pays them cash & drugs to hang out with him.
it's not possible because women do not get lonely in the way that men do
if a woman began to enter into orbiter status she would just bang one of the other 10 guys willing to bang her
if there were no guys to bang her she would just sit and gossip sex-and-the-city style with her 500 female friends
>tfw you want to talk about someone on r9k but they frequent it themselves
>>29707268
>tfw will never experience that thrill of fear from that happening
>>29707295
this, I want a feel like this but I have no more friends and the ones I did were facebook fags
>that one time you got carried away and camwhored on /r9k/ and someone recognized you
they promised in the thread not to tell anyone
i still don't know who the fuck it was
If anything, the gay thing is *not* to want to be a cute trap.
cute fembois > tryhard mathcfags imho
Traps like that are one in a billion. Most are ugly men in dresses.
>>29706541
wanting to be a cute trap IS gay.
>Dress up like a member of the opposite sex
>act like a member of the opposite sex
>maybe even let other men fuck you
Yeah it's pretty gay, anon.
But don't let that stop you, if you want to be one just go ahead.
Fastfoodfags, Amazon Workers, and Pizza Deliverers welcome
>be bagger/Delivery driver at localized grocery store chain
>yesterday
>be bringing in carts
>have a huge load of carts
>People were going in the entrance door
>The exit door was open because someone had just exited
>being the impatient idiot that I am, I decide to push the carts through the exit door
>both doors are automatic
>Door SLAMS shut and the carts bang themselves into them leaving a very noticable crack the shatterproof glass
>Go and own up to what I just did
>Get sarcastically yelled at by my boss who wasn't having a good day
I'm lucky I didn't get fired and that the glass was shaterproof
>>29706255
and like always this thread needs to be bumped
>>29706255
>punch out of work
>take off work vest so customers won't ask me questions of the way out
>they still have the nerve to stop me and ask me something
>>29706829
They do that to me as well.
My favorite is when they ask if we have a product in stock in back, like I, a front end person would know.
stupid ass people
SHIT I FUCKED UP!!
I was masturbating to her pics when I sent that reply; I tried to be cool but this happened!!!
What the hell should I say!?!
wtf does lok even mean
>>29705842
it's an abbreviation of "lol k"
It's on OP keep insisting on those tits
>>29705842
I think she meant lol?
It's time for a stop chad thread. Don't let him reach your qt virgin crush
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ORIGINAL fjsufhesuklfheuklsfe
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post music to get past the robot if you don't have anything to say
Don't know why but I find this video comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jv6baWj3L0
>>29704817
looks stuffy
>>29704817
I fucking hate two-person beds so much. As if I needed more of a reminder.
>tfw no crispy gf to hold you tight
Feels bad man ;_;
Originale
i envy the guy who becomes her prince
>>29703947
Is that a fucking giant freakish apple or is she just small.
lets try another one of these
no i dont have the template
>>29698649
as I said yesterday: get some taste, kid
I have this template if people want it, not the big one, sorry...
>>29698649
you seem like a pretty cool guy OP
>tfw your sister is blind and cute so you have dirty thoughts about her
Why do you want to abuse your disabled sibling?
>>29696718
Lelouch, please leave
>>29697686
ney, you leave
Think carefully before answering.. hehehe
>>29692185
1 trillion turkroaches.
I mean, 1 trillion roaches is a lot of roaches desu. Isn't it obvious?
>>29692185
The manipulator, because he's been playing the roaches the whole time, and they're about to fall right into his carefully planned trap.
Soon the protectorate will form, my little poppets.
fembots, looks or penis size?
you can't have both
>>29685703
looks is more important
I thought one dating-site survey found most women would rather date an average guy with a big dick than a hot guy with an average dick. Then again, most women think the guy in the OP pic is average.
(plz say neither...)
my relationship with my gf is hanging by a thread and she's today gone out saying she needed some space and met up with some 36yo romanian dude (not an attractive man at all) and hasn't come home for 5.5 hours but has been texted me intermittently/
do i have to accept i'm being cucked? she rarely ever sees her friend and just decided to call him. not necessarily worried about him but worried she bumped into other people she knew maybe
for fucks sake i'm high af and sketched. relationships suck.
>>29680831
she is 21 so 15 year age difference. he looks about 40 and a bit ug so really not sure what to make.
>>29680831
>my gf
STOPPED READING HERE MOOOOOOOOVEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29680875
>>/v9k/
originalismblox
Could you ever love a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
Could you look at her face and say that you truly love her?
Could you be happy to be with a girl who used to be the property of Chad?
>>29676155
I bet everything I have that you like cuck porn.
You insecure faggot.
I always question girls about their previous sexual behaviors on the first date. It makes for a good icebreaker.
Inb4 200+ reply thread of autistically insecure Purityfag shitposting
Hiding thread now.
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