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How does a board specifically made so that no two posts are the same end up with every post being exactly the same?
You can't force original ideas. Compared to old /b/ this board is a lot more "original".
>>29712536
the robot never worked. the board has degenerated rapidly even in the last few days. leave now.
Because there are infinite ways to describe the complex and consuming sadness that faces all of us in this world we're left in after the death of God.
> tmw you are in a movie theater trying to watch The Purge 3 but normies laughing throughout the whole damn movie at parts that are not even funny fuck normies & fuck this normie world i am so sick of these people.
>>29712510
>falcon chow
>popcorn pits
what?
This has happened to me before and its very annoying when it happens.
>>29712632
> does not get memes.
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!.
I burn for you.... What am I going to do?
>>29712403
>I burn for you
said the jew to hitler
Start by elaborating?
>>29712403
Go to the doctor to get your dysuria checked and treated....and quit fucking nasty bitches, OP.
Fembots, who does your oneitis look like?
Not femanon but gayanon.
I've been trying to convert this one guy for a few months. Looks like a combination of young Jeff Goldblum and Spike Spiegel.
trevor moore
the fucker is married..
She looks a lot like this girl, only a bit uglier.
I want to say that I'm a Trump supporter in my Tinder profile but I'm afraid it'll increase my chances of being murdered.
Is that a dumb worry?
You'll be called a racist and to a white person this is worse than death.
>>29712383
>supporting a TV personality to be your president
Yeah that is pretty stupid, you won't get murdered you just won't get any pussy.
>>29712383
Depends on where you live
if you live in the south you'll get assaulted by spics waving mexican flags, like it happened recently
If you live in a liberal state, you'll get eggs thrown at you but not murdered
all globalists must die
have you ever had a french gf, /r9k/?
no but i have a crush on a french-american girl, pale skin, dark brown eyes and hair, always wears her hair in a braided updo and has glasses while dressing modestly.
the cutest girl i have ever seen in my life and she will NEVER date me. it's okay though, even if she did date me, i'd feel too inferior to stay with her.
>>29712277
no, I'm not into muslim women
those hijabs, burqas and other religious garments ruin their sometimes good looks
I love french girls
pic related is PERFECT
Hey robots.
I come here with an opportunity for you.
I used to be a robot too but I have infiltrated the normie world. I blend in with them and participate in their antics. I even acquired a gf. I will never forget my robot roots though. You guys kept me company during my dark times. It's only fair I return the favor.
If you guys have any questions about becoming a normie, feel free to ask. I will answer questions for the next few hours. We're all gonna make it brah.
How do I get over the pain of being abandoned by my mother, father, and in general melt away the horrible horrible ice that has encapsulated my heart?
dating apps: yes or no?
>>29712209
That's a tough one man, I was never put in a situation like that. I guess what I would say to you is have hope in the world. Being redpilled all the time is fun on 4chan but doesn't really help in the real world. Enjoy the small victories and realize that it's really not worth to let things haunt you. We all have a short 80 or so years of life, might as well enjoy it. Not worth worrying about consequences. By that I mean don't worry what others think about you, not legallly (don't shoot up a school)
bawww thread?haven't had one of these in a while
>>29712159
this thread is now bawww because of lack of replies. Don't worry OP, I can feel your sadness
>>29712159
I never wondered why I never saw any baww threads on /r9k/, of all places
Now I really wonder why they don't take off like crazy, given the amount of despair and depression associated with robots
Or maybe I'm just overthinking it and there's no difference between bawww and feels read
I'm insane
>go to white castle
>ask for a coke
>"is pepsi okay?"
You know the drill
Use tags r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, ROBOT9001. Fuck being alone tonight. lets talk to other robots tonight.
>>29712131
bumping for omegle bro
>>29712131
I fucking hate omegle, I have nothing to talk about when I'm only talking to one person
>>29712271
this is my problem. if it was a google hangout, it'd be a lot better. i feel awkward 1 on 1.
I just lost my virginity to a 3/10 landwhale I met on Tinder. I fucking hate myself for sinking this low. She was a nice girl and bought me a burrito but god damn that fucking sucked. Good head but I could barely keep it up looking at her pig face. I had to finger her and she sat on my face which was probably the worst ordeal of my life. I fucked her in her car and nutted after like 5 minutes then thanked her for her time and took the bus home. Some shit Aerosmith song was on the radio and it killed the mood.
Either way if you're thinking about losing your virginity to a fattie because they're easy don't do it its not worth it. I wish I waited.
>bought me a burrito
lol wtf
ayy op fat chicks need love too. you're now guaranteed a place in heaven if it's real.
>she drove you
>she bought you food
>took the bus home
holy shit how old are you? get the fuck out kid.
>>29712241
Not everyone has a car you faggot.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the current room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Here's the future replacement room:
https://rabb.it/ComfyRabbotRoom
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/FTjiTTR78cGw
Join to drown out the noise from outside.
Additional rules: http://pastebin.com/JPanEMdZ
>>29712111
Settle in and get cozy.
I saw Michael's penis once
823 boys, Heil.
>parents sent me to Canada for a week on vacation
>stay inside browsing 4chan on phone
So what else can a robot do in Vancouver? I already shot some guns in a range
>>29711941
Why the fuck would you vacation in vancouver? That sounds like a terrible idea.
>>29711962
A family friend lent us an apartment here so now I must do something besides sit on my ass shitposting
go to a punk rock show those guys are like the robots of the music scene they will accept you
Would you date a fujoshi? She's extremely horny, loyal, and into weebshit. Keep in mind she's a bit frumpy though. Not very attractive.
>>29711892
Here is the most important question. Are they a virgin?
yes. But she's gonna have to shave her legs, I'm not fucking a sasquatch
>>29711892
>extremely horny
not for 3D vanilla sex
>loyal
until someone who hits all the moe points comes along (probably a shota)
More than likely you would end up being a personal live model for her degenerate scenarios, ideally involving other men/boys. She probably would be observing rather than participating.
t. fujoshi
So guys, I'm really starting to reach my breaking point, the loneliness is really starting to fuck with me.
I've been thinking maybe I should just give something like Tinder a try, I hate the idea of it but I'm desperate and I feel like I have nothing to lose.
I have no experience with women, not even on a social level, I know I have nothing to offer them and can't compete with anyone other guy on those apps, but I've been thinking...what if I just admit on my profile that I'm a virgin loser that has never been with a girl. Do you think if I just come clean I may get some pity matches? Are women at all interested in finding a pure untarnished mate the same way that men are? I'm decent looking but balding and overweight, I don't have a job or education either, I feel so inadequate that I'm terrified of even trying to find a relationship, but what if I try to go and use that to actually set myself apart from the sea of Chads?
no, online dating shit like tinder and okc and pof will just make you feel bad or make you hate women or most likely both
>>29711837
I know this is the most likely result but I'm so desperate I don't know what else to do, I lack the discipline for wizardhood
>>29711897
1. go completely bald
2. be driven insane by loneliness
3. blaze of glory
>there are no women who would see your virginity as a good thing
>a girl will never delight at the idea of being your first
>it is something you will have to actively hide if you ever want a gf
>be virgin
>have my chance
>dick stays soft because i'm nervous as hell and shaking
it only gets worse
>>29711772
Yeah, but get lucky one time and you no longer have to dance around the topic for the rest of your life.
My younger sister is 23 and all of her friends know I am a KV at 28.
When they're ever around they walk on egg shells around me, afraid to offend me, and talk to me like a child. They still hug and kiss me, and talk to me really nice and friendly.
I wonder what they really think.
