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>tfw you're banned for blox posting
WHY MUST MY COMMENTS BE ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29711739
Go to fucking /b/ if you don't like it.
Why complain about the literal point of the board.
testing
roblox
testing
robobl0x
Saw a thread asking what happened to it, so I'll attempt to revive it.
All I've done is drank all day.
I am very depressed and mentally unstable, i am going to kill myself soon thanks you for reading
>>29711678
play bingo with us fag.
>>79687040
>>29711678
Don't do it, you have so much to live for, and think of your family!
>>29712091
Don't do it, you have so much to live for, and think of your family!
>>29712296
Don't do it, you have so much to live for, and think of your family!
(wire the money in the checking account this time, not the savings account)
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>post what you're doing
>cry
>laugh
>love
>beat off
Happy 4th robotniks. What are you doin right now?
At work, working overnight at a hotel so I don't have to see anyone. Playing Pokemon. About to get really fucking high and walk around the building/grounds.
Get the fuck in and lounge.
>the ceremony is about to begin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9BfB6W5Gc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsZKYhs1T3U
Ok. Bump this crazy thing.
Lads?
>>29711269
nice 69
Just sitting in my room with my sleeping pupper, watching over her since she rekt her claw earlier and was in a lot of pain. Listening to music also, but the feels song came on and now I'm really depressed.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWszICEBSLU
>>29711205
What Pokemon game are you playing also what are you doing in it? With the new game coming out, I want to replay either x/y or o. ruby/a. sapphire, don't know which one yet.
Kim Kardashian's ass is worth more than my or your life, maybe even combinedI find that attractive
My fucking PS3 has more worth than my life
>>29710982
under the law, no
>worth
whatever
Crazy girl stories thread
>junior
>little to no experience with girls
>meet this sophomore weaboo girl through an acquaintance
>7/10 looks but extremely short
>looks much younger than a sophomore
>she gets my number and starts texting me
>her texts are the most embarrassing things ever, she stutters in text, uses japanese, the whole nine yards
>she doesn't appear too interested so nothing really comes out of that and we stay friends
fast forward a few months and she's dating a good friend of mine
>after a few days of that he comes up to me and tells me that she's literally insane
>they break up after a week
>get a text from her pouring her heart out to me over the break up
>she makes up an entire story about him abusing her while in actuality he just calmly broke it off because he didn't want to deal with her bs
>starts texting out of nowhere me that she want to kiss me
cont.
>go with it regardless of the red flags because she's pretty cute and attractive
>mention the idea of hooking up
>she starts stuttering and using more weaboo language
>the next day she comes up to me crying because her parents read her texts and made her block my number
>she starts telling me that her parents monitor everything she does because they think she's mentally unstable
>starts messaging me through snapchat instead
>she starts getting more and more worse over time
>outright says that she mastrubated to me the night prior
>re-dating whore i lost virginity to at 16 because i'm desperate for pussy
>she's annoying she shit out of me
>break up with her while she's staying over at my house
>she goes into the bathroom and downs a bottle of pills
>i force her to drink saltwater to make her vomit
>she lives
>she bitches at me for the rest of the night because she's too intoxicated to drive home and i can't drive
>she finally leaves at 8 AM, neither of us slept
I wish I had a gf like this anon. Sounds pretty fun. No sarcasm. I like girls who are as broken as me. I'm just better at hiding it.
How old were you when you first saw a vagina in person?
I don't have an answer for you, OP since never isn't an age.
14.it was my sister's
>>29710644
i have never seen a vagina OP.
but you already know that
>looking at jobs ads
>Pay: Undisclosed
>Looking at job adds
>Wanted: Janitor
>Requirements: Bachelors in Custodial Engineering, 2 years experience
>work at local restaurant
>have to wear pin on shirt saying I cannot accept tips
>>29710373
>custodial engineering
my gf said i remind her of sheldon
what did she mean by this
>gf
Fuck off Chad.
>>29710238
"what did they mean by this" is overdone and annoying. stop it
>>29710238
Probably that you are to literal and elitist for a normie. But gf makes you a normie.
Post feels you felt today.
>playin' with a pup
>it hops on me and nibbles my ears and 'kisses' my face
>feels funny, but kind of warm and tingly and nice
>realize humans are meant to feel good when being kissed and touched
>realize that despite me trying to be a tough guy I'm actually very lonely and need gf badly
>roll up on couch and feel bad
>tfw no dog gf.
>>29710058
>be me
>be social retard
>girl likes me because I'm good at math or something
>go on single "date"
>she's hasn't talked to me since, and actively avoids eye contact and the like
>realized today that there's literally no hope of ever getting human companionship
>>29710058
>mom wanted to go to this church she's been visiting
>wanted me to get up at 10 AM
>stay up till 4 AM, wake up at 5 PM
>check phone
>Hi
>R U there
>U never answerbecause you were never there for me you fucking bitch
>>29711642
>waking up at 5pm
>her fault
no you're just a lazy manbabby
Let's get a thicc thread.
Thicc girls only.
>>29709858
original meme commento tbqh family
i'm glad i got in here early
i get to witness the live action shitflinging when the low T's show up
>>29709877
>you will never see her fuck a BBC in your face
This is an anti-ghosting public service announcement.
Girls, please for fucks sake announce when you are going to stop talking to someone. Guys, you know what I'm talking about.
JUST.
It's very simple to say "sorry, I'm not gonna talk to you anymore", and it spares a poor sap an entire evening of eagerly awaiting a response from you in vain. Please, PLEASE, save a robot just one (1) single feel, and announce before you leave. Ghosting is NOT a victimless crime.
If you have a roast, do not ghost!
>>29709746
At last someone has broken the silence. Being ghosted is like when you put your hand up for a high five and you're left hanging, except that awful, awkward moment persists for hours, even days or weeks. No robot should be subjected to this plight.
Are you the victim of roastie neglect?
The solution is simple! Just post the Anti-roastie, Anti-ghostie!
>>29709911
thanks anti-roastie anti-ghostie
Post and rate God-Tier movies
>Textless posts are not allowed.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Fucking let me post for fucks sake
I liked the concept even though the execution of said concept was kind of shit.
>>29710358
Wait, forgot pic.
Foster, Jarrod C.
20 August 1980 - 24 June 2009
Oregon
I love and miss you so much, my wonderful son.
Belcourt, Braedan
25 January 1995 - 15 June 2012
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
A life he chose to end, I will never understand, I shall never ask why?
God gave me this child for a reason, as he also took him for a reason. I am on a journey to save a life. Life.....it is in YOU to live. Please watch my youtube honouring my Braedan "BraedansVoice" or "Jolene Moyan"
Nicademus, Nathan
31 January 1995 - 03 December 2010
Illinois, USA
A dry-witted, smart, handsome, big old teddy bear. Your friends and family miss you more than words. All my love, Mom
Palmer, Dillon
06 July 1995 - 07 February 2014
Mansfield, Texas, United States
Dillon loved his family and friends. His heart was kind and vulnerable. His nieces where is world. I wish he could have felt all the out pouring of love that has been posted on his Facebook memorial page. He might have realized how much he was loved and needed by us. Whenever their was conflict, he tried to turn the situation around by singing "Why Can't We Be Friends;" while he stood in the middle, wrapped his arms around the two people and swayed. Soon, the argument was over, a group sing a long had replaced conflict. You were only 18 years old. In my dreams, I see your face and reply our last conversation that day. You are happy now, in the arms of God. Save a place for me, I'll be there soon my son.
>age
>college major
>current job(s)
>salary
>life/10
>>29709310
>22
>Physics
>Student
>-$15k
>2/10
>19
>Nothing
>NEET
>:^)
>6/10 would be 10/10 if i had a job and could live on my own
>>29709310
>19
>Media and Communications
>Deli clerk
> $9.25 an hour
>10/10 when you realize life is something to do and thus to be appreciated
Who /high school dropout/ here?
How long's it been? What are you doing with your life now?
Why would you drop out of the easiest part of life? Middle school was way harder
College grad here.
Don't feel bad you fucking faggots, if anything you should be sorting your life out so you land a stable career, which I don't have.
>english
>fell for the freelance is lucrative meme
Don't be like me and, if anything else, your period of drug indulgence will come to an end.
You highschool dropouts are pathetic.
