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>Always wanted to be a police officer
>Have a board interview at the police department
>Never had an interview much less a job before
>30 minutes of interview questions like "What is your greatest strength?" "Why do you want to work for our department?"
>I'm probably going to blow my spaghetti all over the floor
I should just not show up shouldn't I?
All police departments have hardcore nigger and roastie quotas, so it's next to impossible to become a cop as a white man, you'd to be a hyper-Chad with a law degree to have any realistic chance
>>29711943
Cmon senpai you've had a lifetime of experience bullshiting retards on a chinese cartoon fan forum, this is the same skillset.
>>29711943
>always wanted to be a police officer
literally why
>inb4 to kill niggers
>there are peopke that think they get energized by not masturbating
lmao
>>29711868
>there are people here that masturbate daily instead of having sex with an actual human
>>29711895
>there are people that desire anything but virgins
>they don't masturbate twice a day to gay hypno porn
>they're not completely degenerate
>they find joy in things that aren't sexual
>tfw feeling suicidal and whant to smoke
>tfw quit smoking 2 months ago and don't want to fuck up my record
Sould I do it? Is a long term suicide method anyways
no, you gave it up once, youre just going to regret it again and go through the same process
I went 6 months and went back, it helps wth my anxiety and depression but i would say dont do it
just vape brah
So my "good" friend was kind of a dick and I don't know what to do. I'm a beta faggot so I don't know where to draw the line. I'm guessing it's not here though.. Anyway he told me he had a ticket to an edm show and told me he'd hold onto it for me and that we'd go together. The show is today but last night he sent me a text telling me I should buy my own ticket. Now my roommate has invited my two exes (who are now in a relationship together btw) along with all of their friends over to my house to get ready for it and I'm stuck in my room drunk and high hating life waiting for dominos. I don't really know where I was going with this, I just don't have any real friends to talk to.
Tell him how you honestly feel.
>>29711699
this pic is so funny
what's the story behind it?
>>29711699
I had something similar happen to me. Except the ditched me the morning we were supposed to go, didn't wake me up.
I went anyways.
>at grocery store standing in line
>cashier is really nice and friendly to all the people before me
>it's my turn
>doesn't say anything even though i said hi
>doesn't even look at me
makes me like a real piece of shit
You must have one of the following
>Fat as fuck
>Stinky as fuck
>a "Fuck off" facial expression
>a "Depressed" hunch back
>Acne ridden
etc
I had an autistic neckbeard phase but women were still nice to me. How fucking ugly do you have to be too get treated like that, OP?
>>29711694
>a "Fuck off" facial expression
that one
>a "Depressed" hunch back
that seems oddly specific
![[Commie] Tamako Market - 02 [0F660E5B].mkv_snapshot_05.58_[2013.01.17_10.29.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BV9SBRE.jpg "[Commie] Tamako Market - 02 [0F660E5B].mkv snapshot 05.58 [2013.01.17 10.29.32]")
>doesn't shower all week
>genitals start getting itchy
>dandruff in pubic hair
does any other bot know this feel?
Take 1 shower per day. It's warm, it feels good, it gets you clean. There is literally no reason not to do it.
This is why you cant get laid.
>>29711674
Just take a fucking shower you filthpile.
I just don't understand life, robots. I thought when I was a lonely fat NEET all I had to do was fix myself and everything would work out. I spent 4 years and fixed it all.
It doesn't, man. It just doesn't. It doesn't matter what I do. I got a job, I make 50k a year and I'm getting a raise to 70k in a month. I make more than my father ever did, or his father before him. I got a house. I'm not in the best of shape, still have a belly, but I can run a few miles and lift heavy enough weights now. I bought a car, I educated myself. I turned it all around in 3 years because I had hope that doing all of this would fix the emptiness I feel inside.
It didn't. Nothing ever will. I'm out, robots. I just wanted to let you all know that there is no light. I'm still a kissless virgin. I don't even know where to start to find girls to talk to or anything. None of it makes sense. I wasted my entire life. Goodbye. I'll see you on the other side.
If you hang around for a while longer you might live to see anime finally become real
>>29711663
Wait. How old are you /fa/m?
Also it seems like the whole kv thing is the only thing you truly want and all that other shit Doesn't really matter to you.
>>29711722
25. it's just the only thing i don't have. it's the only thing that could fix the feeling i have, every single day. it's a crushing numbness that never goes away, no matter how much I drink or what drugs I take or what doctor i talk to. it's all i can think could help me. But why would it? notHing else evevr did
Trying to quit vidya as an attempt to be more talkative, failing miserably, since the only moment I become talkative is when the topic is about vidya.
wat do?
I did the same thing with music for a while.
It was the worst thing I've ever done.
>>29711631
Understandable. Desperate people tend to resort to crazy ideas after awhile.
>>29711631
How will quiting vidya make you more talkative?
>Look at my crush's snaps
>She's at a sushi place
>get jealous
>Look at my bestfriend's snaps
>He's at the same place sharing the same meal
...
You got cucked, normie
>his best friend isn't a neet
>he uses snapchat
NORMIE
>>29711627
I feel you 100% (oregano comment)
how do i repay my parents for all the love and kindness and care they have given to me?
24almost5 year old failure here. currently staying in their condo because im under house arrest for assault
all i want to do is make them haooy and proud. gonna be hard. im the fuckup and youngest of three and the other two who were successful and college graduates are deceased.
>>29711601
It's probably been over 10 years since he died. I'm still awestruck every time I see him.
By not being a failu-oop whoops!
>>29711966
That Swedish guy who hung himself?
What was his story?
I miss you dude.
Why did you do it?
Why aren't you here shitposting about tinder girls with me?
>>29711598
>Why did you do it?
Why didn't you?
>>29711635
>Why didn't you?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
He's free now, stop being a selfish prick.
are the people on /r9k/ that are obsessed with height, dick size, ethnicity, and other physical features the ones who lack them or the ones that have them?
like do tall people make manlet threads because they're insecure or do manlets make manlet threads because they're deranged self hating cucks?
Bit of both desu
>>29711496
wagie here. I makewageslave threads posting as a NEETto see some ragie wagies
everyone is obsessed with body dicksize and height, not only r9k
> go to store
> see QTpie from highschool working there now
> haven't seen her in 5+ years
> she got REALLY cute
> actually work up the courage to be kinda flirty
> make her blush
> come home
> look her up on normiebook
> has a kid
> dating a nigger
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Right cause every woman is supposed to stay a virgin in case you want her
>>29711505
OP never said anything about virginity toastie roastie.
>>29711505
She's a coalburner who is also impure
Do any lonely weeb females around here want to be my gf? No I'm not a chad.
>>29711450
There is an entire board for this
>>>/soc/
>>29711450
If you are trying to find a 3dpd gf, you don't belong here.
>>29711468
I don't want a normal gf I want a robot gf
idk senpai, there isn't much wrong with my life desu.
>Not anxious, can talk to people OK enough for the most part.
>Not depressed, been on normiepills (zoloft) for a year or so now and I don't think about the bad thoughts much anymore
>Doing good in school now, after a few months of NEET from bad drug abuse
>Relationship with parents is pretty great
I don't go out ever, but that's because I genuinely enjoy staying in and working on my hobbies (music, vidya, cooking, etc.). While I can talk to people, it really isn't a joy or anything, and for the most part social events are just boring to me so I don't bother with them. I'm for the most part comfortable being around myself.
yet here I am, still on r9k after all these years. I suppose I feel some lonliness in the >tfwnogf department. But socializing is still too much of a slog to make me really make an effort to get one.
Why can't I leave?
You're bored and without focus. As am I.
>>29711340
You don't want to be an adult because it sucks.
>>29711390
nah not necessarily without focus. I mean, I genuinely enjoy school (CompSci) and am excited for the future career wise (but at the same time cautious, but that's everyone going to school this day and age).
Bored? Well that's debatable. I'm always excited for vidya desu, plus a little bit of beer and grass never hurt anyone; and I genuinely enjoy my comfy lifestyle. I guess maybe the lack of some companionship is making it seem that way, but again man what a drag. Maybe I just need a doggo.
