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Just get over it, you're in love with someone
Linux is the hero CURRENT YEAR deserves.
>>29714872
what is love? never felt it
Love is a horrid painful shitty emotion that I'd much rather be without. All its done for me when I've met people who said they "loved me" is them fucking with me, furthering how shit my anxiety and depression are in the first place, and makes wonder why I even try anymore.
Do females feel as lonely as us now that they're no longer males asking to marry them?
>>29714856
No females got exactly what they wanted with feminism. No obligation to have kids and raise a family. They don't have to settle down with normal or average guys anymore. They can fuck top tier men as much as they want while they young. They can make their own money. Its exactly what they wanted. To be alone. Average isn't good enough for them.
>>29714891
I don't think females on the whole got what they wanted either, senpai. But they don't know what they want anyway.
>>29714919
>le girls don't know what they want meme
No, they know.
Feels bad man. 25 and still live with mom and dad. Who else?
>33
>moved back with them at the end of last year
>seeing dr tomorrow to try to get depression meds
I live with my mother.
We are sort of codependent.
She subsides my living costs and i do yard work and care for her when she has lupus attacks.
at least i'm only 20 and going nowhere
>No money
>no car
>job only covers basics, can't save anything
>still live at home
>never done anything noteworthy
>no friends
>no gf, ever, only fucked prostitutes
>suicidal
>anxiety
>probably other mental illnesses
When are we all suiciding?
>watch porn with a guy in it
>feel like I'm getting cucked by him
>watch girl masterbate
>all I can think about is how much of a slut she is and how much cock she takes
>watch hentai
>realise none of these girls are real and will never form an attachment to you
Is there any form of pure sex that I feel an emotional bond to the female without me feeling cucked or I'm looking at a slut?
>>29714618
Sex with another human being, preferably a significant other.
Define 'pure'
>>29714618
The only way to fulfill your latest sick fantasies is to move on to real 3d girls senpai, sorry
>Little sister found the rape dungeon's exit.
>stepmom found the AssBlaster Turbo
>bff found the suicide plan.
Why does anyone think these threads are funny? They're not. Dumbasses.
ITT: We post links to threads on other boards on 4chan.
Noone? Should I start?
>>>/v/343719684
>>>/news/38683
Oh such hard!
>>>/out/789018
Do you see yourself as a potential vagabond?
Do girls only date guys with big muscles?
Do they ever date guys who are just average or skinny?
I'm asking for a friend.
pic related is my ideal body type
props to whoever knows what pic this is uncropped
>>29714567
I only date muscly guys lately because fuck lazy people who won't go to the gym with me
What about bigmustaches?>tfw work cucks you into keeping it small
>gf loves you anyway
What pizza do you guys like?
>margarita pizza
>thin crust
>light cheese
>extra basil added after baking
>>29714463
Spinach Special from PizzaPapalis
'go 'za
originalajngaueg
>order drink at drive through with "light ice"
>they mishear "lots of ice" and you get an ounce of soda
>order drink with "easy ice" instead
>it's not on the machine so they ignore you
>No Ice is the only robot choice
https://youtu.be/oIv9oW2KK6A
>customer asks for extra napkins
>give them extra ketchup instead
that'll show them hehehe
>>29714427
>beavis and butthead
I love you guys
Where the fuck do you go to ask about something like this. A few minutes ago in the dark I bashed my head against my ovation guitar hanging on my wall, smashing the guitar against the wall. They have a curved plastic back with a sort of cover piece, I fucking freaked out because I thought I broke the whole back of the guitar. I took the cover off and all I needed to do was apply some glue to fix it though.
So at this point I'm pretty relieved because I really like this guitar, and I get a good look at the cover I took off and there are these weird red crystals on it. i thought at first that maybe they were dropped in there by the previous owner at some point, but they're stuck in there really well and there are also some in the rest of the guitar. Ive barely had this guitar a year but it's used and was made in 1990, is that old enough for crystals to have grown onside?? What the fuck is this guys.
>>29714424
>Ovation
Best guitar 2bh. Why are you asking /r9k/?
>>29714424
>Ovation
Best guitar 2bh.
Why are you asking /r9k/? This place isn't too music/instrument oriented. Try asking a guitar forum.
>>29714449
>>29714462
Fuck mane, sorry about that. These are both mine. The original comment wasn't showing up and I had more to say.
Is 6 inches good for your wee wee size?
>>29714356
6 inches is micropenis level, senpai
if you have a nice body post dick
OP I too have a 6 inch dong
It is just about satisfactory.
>AYYO HOL' UP
>SO YOU SAYIN' ERRY WOMAN CAN GET SEX AND SHEEEEEIT?
>LEMME TAKE DAT VIRGINITY CRAKKA
is that the one gorilla from snl and the new kikebusters?
>>29714341
Don't you mean the newest rising star female comedian Queen?
>>29714327
she has someone climbing her RIGHT NOW and i will bet money
>sister and stepdad are fighting in the living room.
the fuck do i do r9k
I just stay out of whatever conflicts my parents have with my sister. I guess it could depend on the situation, what are they fighting about? Is it really bad or just an argument?
>>29714324
call him a cuck
>>29714324
tell your mom's husband that he's a cuck
Anyone else /tough guy/ here?
I bet I could take on anyone of you FUCKING pussies in a fight.
>>29714316
post bicep, bro
fuckin come at me
Go ahead you rotten vermin, try to lay a finger on me. My strings will lash you so hard you'll be crying for mommy roach to save you.
Your fists won't change your life for good anyway. Sure, can fight and shit. Life will beat the fuck out of you without touching you physically.
You should let go of your anger
>>29714246
what are you fucking ghandi?
shut the fuck up
>>29714246
sometimes is hard to do without getting arrested, they must fall in love with you first
>>29714246
yes, let it go. let all the women fuck chad, let yourself die young, poor, and lonely, and quietly sink into the black void while your bullies fuck all the girls you loved. that's much better than having anger at the situation.
