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>Wake up @ 11am
>See pic
>Have wank
>go back to sleep
If you spend your whole life infront of a pc, why arent you atleast leveraging the internet to make money out of it
inb4 : hur dur, how do i make money?
The internet is the biggest marketplace in the world. The question is : How can you not make money from it ?
(ignore ROI, this is all profit)
you can do it robots!
what u sell
>>29718470
It's impossible to make money off trading unless you're rich to begin with
>>29718767
This looks more like advertising revenue than trading.
What's the most JUST time period of your life? Mine just so happened to be recently.
>got a good job
>only thing I've done right in my life
>get sick before the first day
>have to call in as I'm contagious
>get fired
>back to my pathetic life
I just suck in general
>>29718446
> there's this girl I liked
> couple of drinks with her on new years
> tell her how I feel and things might just work
> two other bitches see it
> I'm drunk so they take advantage
> start making out with me snogging lipsing snorting
> not getting laid though
> next morning I'm still single and hungover
>be beta
>can get gfs if I tried hard but severe untreated social anxiety
>manage to get some gfs in college but none of them are into me enough to have sex with me
>finally an 8/10 face 6.5/10 body girl wants regular sex with me at 20y/o
>still beta so she becomes dominant
>marry her at 23 because she manipulates me with guilt and I'm a weak minded bitch
>fall for the I will never find another girl to love me meme and believe it
>she stops having sex with me and starts being my worst nightmare mean demanding always angry scary volatile wifezilla
>lose interest in her sexually and get fit slowly, as if something switched on and I wasn't gonna be a little bitch manling anymore for her
>she resents that I got fit and says I only care about myself not her anymore since I did it for myself not her
>stacies are noticing me for the first time. A lot. Like giggling and drooling
>turns up mean demanding behavior to 11
>4 years into marriage she kicks me out for no raisin on a whim and tells me to move out. I do. She says come back. I don't. I'm done. I'm free
>divorce her
>she hurts me feelings a lot during divorce
>at Dad's house
>his relationship with wife is even worse. out of the frying pan into the fire
>no respite from crazy bitter women, but now it's one who's old and fat and has no love for me and I'm living in her house for free
>get depressed. stop working out because gym is no longer walking distance and only accessible by car.
>no longer fit
>dating nice 7.5/10 short homely but decent body introvert girl who's terrible conversation partner but nice to me and sexually available
>stacies no longer miring
>caught the chad physique bug and can't find satisfaction with girls <8.5/10 now
>not even a hot guy anymore. but if I worked out a lot I could be again
>want to just be happy with what I have but all I do when I'm with her is think about that there are hot 9 even 10/10 stacies that used to be attracted to me that I never have a chance to pursue if I marry
There is no safe place for actual robots anymore.
4chan has become way too popular and normies invaded the fuck out of it. This includes /r9k/ it's so painfully obvious these normies are just people that cry about not having girlfriends and then they talk about their fucking job and how many friends they have. Their views on friendships is so drastically different to an actual robot's views. The same with intimate relationships. I don't need to make another thread listing off things that make you not a robot because everyone knows at this point. There are probably only a handful of actual robots still here and it's really sad to see this place completely taken over by normies. No matter what we do they'll always find us. No matter what we do they'll always try and steal what is ours. They'll pretend to be one of us when they're really just a normie that doesn't have a girlfriend and is only mad about that so they want to come here and bitch to us. Obviously real robots bitch about not having gfs all the time but our bitching is different. We aren't people that have friends or jobs or family we can talk to. These normies fucking come on here and post discord channels and when you join the channel it's all normie shit and people bitching about their jobs. It's fucking over guys. There's no way to beat the normies.
>>29718410
nothing we can really do about it
shit happens
fuck, even my sister and her friends browse /r9k/ and they all have healthy sex lives and are social butterflies
it's over
>>29718410
>he names pepes
apart from that, sure, yeah
Go to wizchan. It's only for male virgins
I got talked into baby sitting two people while their on acid tommorow
What should I expect? I know nothing about the drug or how to deal with being out all night
Give them a bad trip. Pour fake blood on them and put wet spaghetti on their exposed parts.
If they're really on acid, you can fuck with them pretty bad. Like, pretend to feed the people on TV or tell them not to sit in certain places because people are sitting there. If they go to the bathroom tell them to watch out for the spider webs that was a good one.
>>29718460
I want them to be my friends though
>Who here hesitant to post
It's ridiculous , that we don't just post constantly .
No matter what it literally cant be worse than the rest of this cesspool it's not like this place means anything .
This is the most cucked board here , stupid robot , other boards post their topics with impunity ( a , lgbt , pol , s4s , b )
>SO FUCK IT
>FUCK YOUoh gawd if this hangover doesn't kill my I might just do it myself edition
>>29718286
>he deleted his thread to fix his spoiler
>>29718296
yeah and ?
fight me fggt
>>29718377
gomen!
i didnt mean to bully have a bump!
Okay, so i was cuddling with my first girlfriend and started to make out and then things escalated to the point where her pants were down and i was grabbing her ass and shit, she started to rub my dick though my pants and i came from her doing that for 2-4 mins. She never caught on that I came my pants and thinks i told her to stop because i was about to. This was my very first time being with a girl at all, and i mean she was my first kiss and everything. I'm now contemplating killing myself. I might just take a bunch of dxm and try to forget i exist. what do
If she is really your girlfriend just tell her that you have no experience with that shit. If she isn't a literal stacy whore she'll understand
Protip: Wear a condom, even when she is giving you a handjob, it makes you last longer
Just keep at it bro? Hang out with her again, next time you'll probably actually get a lay
girls like it when they can make a guy cum easily, it makes them feel attractive and appreciated. As long as it doesn't interfere with your ability to perform you're good.
I have approached over 200 girls in bars, nightclubs, on the streets, at parks, and even in Mc'donalds. Ask me anything.
5 minute bump mark, surely at least one person here has a question regarding my greatness
>>29718218
>>29718309
>>>/reddit/ if you wanna do AMA
fuck off faggot
>>29718319
4chan invented the term AMA you fucktard
/sp/ was one of the best boards on 4chan during 2011 and now it's one of the worst.
What went wrong?
>>29718212
>X was one of the best boards on 4chan during 20XX and now it's one of the worst.
>What went wrong?
Janitors
It went downhill the moment the mootdusky/ref incident happened. All the good threads got banned or moved to other boards. Generals also killed it because everything that wasn't a divegrass thread was forced into one general. People left because it wasn't as funny and the sports discussion was shit unless you were a soccer fan.
Didn't r9k used to be 9000 instead of 9001?
What does a 6/10 guy/girl look like? Post examples pls
>>29718202
Probably like Stanley Philips
>fine china
this is a 6/10 man
probably more like a 4/10 to a woman if he's not rich and popular and generally successful
and here is a 6/10 woman
>tfw suck at opening lines on dating sites
>>29718199
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking pathetic
>tfw too scared to even make an account on a dating site or start tinder or grindr or whatever
>too autistic to meet people in real life
how do i cope with being alone for my entire life?
>>29718266
>tfw too scared to even make an account on a dating site or start tinder or grindr or whatever
I relate to this but it's because I honestly can't envision anyone wanting to be with me in my current state although it's objectively not that bad a situation. I'd like to try tinder but I don't have an active facebook and even if I did reactivate I don't think there's a single photo of me from the last 5 years on there. Pretty sure the photo I had as my profile pic was taken when I was 23. I'm 31 now.
BZZZZZZZZZ
just BEE urself, r9k
>>29718195
KlLL lT WlTH FIRE :O
>>29718217
no
embrace the BEE
and BEE urself
>>29718195
buzz off normie chad stacey
Who here full of regret?
I hate my past choices.
But I can never go back.
>>29718194
I feel you. Same here.
>>29718194
Too late to change anything, can't move to something new. END IT RIGHT NOW!
Look at yourself in the mirror.
Now look at the one who is looking.
That is realisation.
We are all just walking each other home.
>there are actually people out there who get to experience beautiful girls being genuinely in love with them
>wanting to meet them
>wanting their attention
>wanting to touch them
>hanging on their every word
>literally getting wet at the thought of them
it's like they're literally playing a completely different game of life while I'm stuck with the equivalent european truck simulator 2
>>29718193
When was the last time you asked out a beautiful girl?
>>29718299
Why bother when she'll always say no? Girls only say yes to Chad.
>>29718322
I thought as much. It's fun to see all these man-child whining threads everywhere when I already know they have never even tried :)
Is there any point in dating men if you aren't +8/10 qt?
Its painfully obvious that looks and youth determine "love" men are capable of feeling towards a woman.
Anything else from intelligence, mutual interests to personality is optional and overlooked anyway (if you are hot).
I just dont see how an honest relationship with any guy could work if you dont look like beautiful model waifu he wants.
No, all hot women should be lesbians. They should also always leave their webcams turned on.
Same point any other woman has, regardless of if she's 8+, emotional intimacy, bonding, all that. I'm not sure they're overlooked, just that some may prioritize a great personality over extraordinary intelligence or interests over looks, etc.
the idea is to use your youthful looks to find a man and get him emotionally attached to you by the time you become ugly. most relationships fail because of the woman
>Your favorite band
>Your favorite band when a qt girl asks.
The Offspring
>when a qt girl asks
I'll let you know if it ever happens
>Nine Inch Nails
>Nine Inch Cocks
They like that, right?
>>29718144
1. None of your business
2. None of your business
