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>he listens to the type of music where some black guy says he has a lot of money and spends it on overpriced clothes and cars
>>29720204
he is nigger
>he listens to the type of music where some armenian guy scream about the government and capitalism
>>29720204
>He has shit taste in music
my parents just informed me that my cat has cancer, i don't know if i can survive anymore...
>>29720192
you are underaged. please leave
>>29720192
>i don't know if i can survive anymore...
Well your cat sure can't!
>>29720192
Its a fucking cat get over it
This guy tries to slam straw-ber-ritas in attempt to impress. Hilarious!
https://youtu.be/Z40wUOorEVU
>This guy probably has a sub 90 IQ
>This guy probably has had sex with more than 90 women
>>29720186
>>29720186
>click open video
>see that fat faggots jew face in the bottom right hand corner
>report and leave thread
:^)
can you two please fuck off no one wants to watch your fucking cringy betalike humorous videos
Did you guys know that the word robot comes from a Czech word "robota" which means work or job.
>mfw robot is something that works
>mfw robots are not robots
we're just malfunctioning
>>29720197
Are you saying that a true robot is a robot that doesn't work?
Why not call ourselves a piece of junk instead?
>>29720235
This. Remember that the only robot in /r9k/ is the one that mutes you whenever you say something unoriginal. You're not robots; just malfunctioning normies.
LEL. What's up dumbass? You see that golden face to the left? That is literally my face right now typing this. That image is the perfect representation of how I feel typing you this message. Why? Because I'm right. I'm so absurdly correct about everything I am going to say to you.
You are a genetic failure. If you are a generic /r9k/ poster, you are a failure and you complain about it. Haha. HAHA! I hope the second part of this statement doesn't apply to you. If it does.. you don't even deserve to read this. This text which is displayed on your screen is more valuable than you as a whole. I sincerely mean that. You are thinking to yourself "Hmm, what does anon mean by this?" Lmao. You are literally cucking yourself and you are clueless about it. You are so fucking clueless. CLUELESS!
2016 and your stupid ass is complaining about things you cannot control. Want to know why you are complaining about not having a significant other or any other arbitrary problem, you stupid cuckold? Your mind is wired to reproduce. IT'S THE YEAR 2016 YOU FUCKING RETARD!! YOU DON'T NEED TO REPRODUCE!! THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH PEOPLE! WHAT DO YOU NEED A GIRLFRIEND FOR? HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! IF YOU REALIZED THIS YOU WOULDN'T EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one here is actually a """robot""" because your percieved image of a """robot""" wouldn't use this board. Take your favorite buzzword. Autistic, retarded, that is what this whole board and your whole life is. There is no movie plot ending to your life. There is no reason to have any emotions in 2016. And there sure as FUCK isn't any reason to complain about something only to make it worse. That is where most of your misery comes from. It's just funny to me how fucking stupid you all are. This board is a huge fucking meme. It shouldn't even fucking exist. This whole board is just laughter material for normies and people to shill their cuckold porn. I'm not even going to look at any replies. You should all be thankful I'm even posting this.
>>29720139
Tl:dr kys
>>29720139
>"It's the current year!" not once but three times
Wew lad, now that's autism.
>>29720139
>it's another OP has a mental breakdown episode
>mfw I realised you only need $450000 of capital to earn 1.5k a month after taxes
Almost 1/2 of the way anons. 24 y/o now plan to retire at 30. Any other anons doing early retirements? tips and tricks please
If you have somehow come to possess that amount of money at 24, plan to keep working until you're 45 at least. Every dollar you have is one that shekelberg doesn't.
>>29720160
Nice try shekelberg
>>29720131
If you don't know about Mr. Money Mustache, check his blog. And maybe the personal finance subreddit (not even kidding).
If you didn't know MMM, how did you learn about this?
All the advice boils down to reducing expenses and acclimating yourself to a lower spending lifestyle without decreasing your happiness. Check "hedonic treadmill".
You're doing God's work, anon.
Why is race mixing with Asians acceptable but race mixing with blacks isn't?its been proven time and time again that mulattos are more attractive than Eurasians.
>Why is race mixing with Asians acceptable
It's not
Race mixing is never acceptable. Fuck off soros shill
>>29720122
If race mixing with Asians were acceptable Elliot Rodger wouldn't have had a shit self concept
>tfw type "mommy" instead of "mummy" since I don't want to be bullied by Americans
>>29720088
ENGLISH FUCKING SHIT
>>29720088
>8>>29720104
Write mum instead of mom to piss amerifags of
Good. You better act normal
ITT: We pretend we're old friends with each other.
Hey Anon! I haven't seen you in ages, how are ya doin?
> All those forced smiles
Hey man how's it going?
Actually hold on a sec brb
/thread
I need to ask all the chads, stacies, normies, etc a question. Where and how did you meet your bf/gf's? Even ex bf/gf's.
I'm KHV and have no idea where or even how to meet a girl. I just can't seem to find a situation that would be appropriate to approach one. And online the only girls I meet are girls with hundreds of beta orbiters, so they don't even know I exist after a day.
So maybe some other peoples experiences may help me.
Don't give me the ol "I just walked up to her and poof it happened." I need details, not "it just magically happened" bullshit.
Help me normies.
I might need some help too. Work, school, bookstores and malls have all been bunk for obvious reasons. Nobody goes there to socialize with random strangers.
>>29720020
The only girl I dated happened to be a girl I've known since elementary school. She told me she liked me and a few months after she told me I ended up liking her back, then we ended up dating. In other words I just got lucky.
>>29720020
I met my last 3 dates at work.
I worked at chick fil a at the time, last year. We just started talking more at work and I rather liked them, so I asked them out. Current gf is the last one, and we've been dating 9 months.
Need any more, OP? I doubt this helped.
>be me
>the other day
>decide to take acid
>go in the pool, swimming having fun lost in thought
>eventually this hot chick and her mom comes in
> the mom starts talking to me
>meanwhile this chick takes her tops off and is in a bikini
>huge fuckin tits
>cant stop thinking about this girls tits
>evetually get paranoid because these girl and her mom wont shut up
>decide to leave
>get out of pool look over at girl stare at her tits
>girl looks at me and says "ew pervert"
>slunk away
I think I made have been standing there staring at her tits for like 30 seconds cant tell because of acid
what should I have said?
>>29720017
Nice tits
Dhdhdjcjf
>>29720017
You did fine, anon! She propably liked it.
>>29720057
>>29720063
I seriously havent seen such nice tits
I think it might be the acid, but fuck they were nice tits
>So anon i've heard that you never had a gf and is also a virgin.Heh,what a pathetic loser.You got to be confident and just be yourself.If you wanna i can show you some tricks on how to get girls
How do you respond?
tell him it's pointless because it's all about FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME
I'd do a 360 and walk away, then shitpost on /r9k/ while playing dota2 on my other monitor until bedtime
Please just give me my cheeseburger sir.
>>29720014
Let Chad take me under his wing.
Become pussy destroyer (of 7/10s)
Hello Robots, I'm 20y, in college and i'm seeing myself failing at my studies.
I'm asking for help here because i don't know what to do, i'm seeing the "homeworks" being there but i just don't work on them, i see that i have difficulties with some classes but i don't try to fix the issue for some reason.
This is making me mad because i once had depression, i was getting low grades and kept asking myself "why even bother? why are my parents even expecting things from me?" and literally got away from it by thinking that everybody can be happy, you would be just another one in the Train line. So why instead of being happy, you'd try to create stuff for the sake of making the stairs of knowledge higher for us human beings? And now i'm seeing myself failing in the very objective i'd created for myself that got me rid of depression.
So my question is: Is there anything i can do to make my lazy ass working again? Do i seek help? what kind? Is there even any drugs that can make me focused?
Can you guys help in this? Please?
Hate to be this guy. I was having similar problems in collage, until I discovered mountain biking. Exercise is the best treatment I have found for depression. The hard part is getting motivated to do it, but the more you do it the easier it gets
>>29720168
Does starting gym works then?
thanks for aswering tho.
>>29720295
you have to find something you enjoy or else you will never do it. Its easier said than done, I know, and its made even harder by depression. how I did it was I bought the bike, search the internet for local trails, then just let it sit till I had a rare manic episode and put all my energy and aggression into it.. then after awhile I began to enjoy it.
>WAAH WAAH FEMALES ARE EQUAL TO MEN
HHAHAHAHAHA TOP FUCKING KEK!!!
>>29719954
Is that pig like 6'9?
Dude I saw Zootopia a couple weeks ago, good fucken movie.
>WAAH WAAH males ARE EQUAL TO FEMALES
HHAHAHAHAHA TOP FUCKING KEK!!!
Aaron where are you i found out what a fembot is
Aaron here
>>29719912
If you are the real Aaron tell me the joke
>>29719900
>FEMBOT
AHHAHAHAAHAHAA
HOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHHOHO UUUHHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH
sorry i always do that
