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Money is such a meme.
It's so hard to obtain and when you spend it on something you spend 10 times as much as the product is worth.
Well there are other things that factor into the cost of a product, such as advertisement fee, R&R, shipping fees, and packaging.
>>29722146
well then drive out to the farm and buy the food yourself straight from the farmer
>>29722322
and still you pay 5 times more than the product is worth.
Do you think he gets a lot of attention?
>>29722098
lol what is this thread, but i would say no. he is probably retarded, unless he is with weaklings.
or doing shitty bantz.
wait this thread made me think, it was not that bad desu.
>>29722098
As long as he hugs men and ild kadies then he is golden. if he shuns anyone but hotties then 98% of women will ignore him. if he hugs everyone indiscriminantly then he will get staccies and stacies numbers.
>>29722098
He'd get more if the back side said "for women under 140 lbs."
My boyfriend likes this kind of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANuHvzymutc
>>29722095
Kill yourself filthy disgusting normalfagsage this shit
>>29722095
Your boyfriend has no soul, anon.
>>29722095
>pleb.gif
>literally just a .jpg in disguise
get fucked retard
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>>29722092
Do you do things together?
>>29722092
How old are you?
>tfw not original
"ok everyone tell us your name and something about yourself"
My name is John, and l hate every single one of you.
>>29722080
My name is rob and i like dogs
>>29722080
My name is Richard, l like red color and rain.
You are 25, you have 3 years to become successful, what do you study or do?
Killing myself sounds like the only road to success desu senpai
Kill myself and reborn in chad's body.
>>29722037
>>29722032
Hive.
Fembots, why not just get plastic surgery to attract chad?
>implying they can't get Chad right now
>>29721998
>got plastic surgery
>didn't fix that chin
>>29722060
Chin and jaw are irrelevant for women.
>Asian men
>highest income
>lowest desirability by women
just more proof women are not gold diggers but look diggers
they care a bit about money and a bit about looks but they're not diggers for either.
they're social status-diggers. east asians and central asians have literally no social capital in any context. even when they're CEOs and doctors, they still seem like losers.
>>29721922
well the Chinese are buying up Hollywood so expect that to change soon
That's skewed by the fact Asians tend to live in places like San Francisco and NYC that are super expensive
>that kid who wished everyone a happy new year despite that we already were in the middle of the year and thought he was funny as shit, but was also able to get other people to pick this meme up
>that kid that said "l-o-l" in real life ironically before it was hip>that kid was me
>that kid who stood around on his own during break timeI was that kid
I never had a problem walking around school/common rooms during break times, but I would always sit in the P.E. building's empty toilet if I arrived early in the before school started. For some reason I was terrified of interacting with people in the morning and even avoided making eye contact with my friends.
My shitty fucking roommate is ALWAYS playing his shitty fucking league legends in the living room, while skyping with his shitty fucking friends.
While I'm sitting here in peace already studying for next year in university I'm in a constant sound stream of obsessive mouse clicking and screaming "OOOOOOHHHH GUYS GET THAT MORGANA!".
What can I do subtly piss him off? It's driving me fucking nuts. I already told him a couple of times "dude chill out, I'm also sitting here".
>>29721814
Also, I can't browse the internet in my room because the wifi is fucking crappy in my room.
I try to stay more in room and read a ton of books already actually, but sometimes it's just nice to sit in the living room with good internet.
>>29721814
192.168.0.1
reboot the router randomly
>>29721814
Seems as if you're a pushover.
If you were an alpha, which you're clearly not, you would just have to ask once firmly and tell him to keep it down because you're studying, and he would.
Nothing you say will make him stop, because he doesn't respect nor fear you.
Going to see the fireworks with anyone special? It can be quite romantic.
>Going to see the fireworks with anyone special?
you already know the answer
It's supposed to rain all day so I don't have to deal with normalfags having fun
It's a good feel
OP here
Just found out my girl is working for today and I can't go out to see cute fireworks with her. I'm in the same boat as you guys.
How can I get a MtF that wants a long term relationship without me having to be either Chad or become a tranny myself?
MtF robots input is mostly welcome.
good luck with that
i'll keep posting it until it becomes common knowledge.
The original appeal of traps were they were feminine and liked average looking guys and even robots.
With the increased "acceptance" of trans and traps in society, now chads are fucking them.
The traps that once used to like us are gone and will only settle for Chad's sperm.
>>29721779
Not all trannies like chad. Not all trannies are like the ones from /mtfg/. You just kinda gotta find one you like who has more to her personality than the average tranStacey.
>>29721779
>meet 10/10 mtf online, insanely beautiful eyes and face
>watch fight club together over skype and talk for hours until the sun rises
>tfw she has a bf in the military
>be dumb, orbit her patiently
>still flirt on occasion, especially when we're both drunk. she always loves it and tells me it makes her horny
>she slowly stops talking to me
>tells me """"i'm hard to talk to""""
>ok, i'll tone down the flirting... we can still be friends
>mutual friend told me he got invited to her wedding
>she never even told me she was getting married
>block her skype, remove her from phone contacts, block her facebook, block her steam
>was only used for male attention
>not even seen as a friend that could be invited to her wedding, much less told about it
mtf are all fucking scum. she was the most high functioning, intelligent, non-mentally ill mtf i had ever met and she was still a complete manipulative asshole. they seem like cool people at first until you realize just how deep the narcissism and lack of empathy go, and again this is the "best case scenario" i've seen from them as whole. all you are to them is another form of gender validation for dealing with their dysphoria.
if all you're looking for is a "dickgirl" or whatever, then look for that. DON'T try and specifically get a mtf gf. there's no reason for it.
So why aren't you chewing gum robots to get a better/more squared jaw? Just chew gum on both sides of your jaw, don't chew too hard and get those massive Chad jaw gains
What the fuck is this kind of broscience?
>>29722953
shits true. i chewed gum druing buperty and have a nice jaw line now.
lol
a lot of broscience seems somewhat reasonable but this is hilarious
>sister just finished high school
>starts studying at my college in a couple of months
>she wants to move in with me in my 2 room apartment
>parents agree
>tfw Im a huge siscon
This is gonna end horribly for me isnt it
>>29721768
She's practically asking for it though
>>29721823
That is what I thought but then again our perspective is biased cause of chinese cartoons. Im pretty sure its gonna be hella awkward if I initiate anything at all
>>29721768
so fucking creeped out by this thread
Who here /shitparents/?
>my mom makes almost half a million dollars a year
>forces me to live with her
>i work minimum wage and barely make $300/2 weeks
>she makes me pay for her groceriesthat i don't even eat because she outright doesn't let me use the kitchen so i subsist off of toast, bananas, and tuna
>literally spend half my paycheque on food she'll eat in a week
>want to kill myself everyday
>>29721645
>forces you to live with you
How? Move out before she gets the idea to put a bolt on your door so you can't leave.
>>29722371
>forces you to live with you
Whoopsie. Live with her*
Seriously, get the hell out of there while you still can.
>>29721645
You still there man, or did you mother take away your computer for trying to beg for help?
