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How could any of you robots be Christian. If robot culture has a god, it is not the Christian god
Because there's only one God anon
>>29719642
Whether its Allah, god, Yahweh
Whatever you want to call it. Just nope.
>>29719672
Maybe one day you'll see the light anon, if you're willing to
>you will never go up to a random grill on the beach while she's sunbathing, pull her bikini bottom down, and bury your face in her ass
Yes I will desu
>>29719487
And then promply get arrested
>>29719508
Not if he runs fast enough
This society is a fucking joke. Almost everyone is a superficial ass who looks at personal appearance. Beautiful people are kind, ugly people cruel, fat people selfish, and thin people charitable.
Nobody really cares about cancer and all those shit diseases. They're only treating it to be more beautiful. Nobody loses weight to be healthy, hence diet instructions suck ass.
All about perception and appearance. I just wish world war III would happen already with nuclear weapons. I wish everyone would be fucking blind so nobody judges anyone on appearance anymore.
Meme magic can make it happen. Nuclear war pls.
You sound like a child. Just because you think these things, that doesn't mean everyone else does too.
>>29719440
Why not just tell us how fat you are?
>>29719440
Are you fat or ugly or both?
So which one of these is your favorite HUSKY ?
You can post additional HUSKIES if you want.
>>29719422
>So which one of these is your favorite HUSKY ?
ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!
>>29719422
>tfw no wan wan to want constant tickles
Shibas >>>>>> Huskies
>GF gets preggers
>Get married
>Say I should test the kid to make sure its mine
>She gets super mad and starts hitting me
>YEAH YOU TEST NO MATTER THE RESULT WE BREAK UP
Is she cheating on me?
>getting married
>telling ur gf ur testing the results
just do it hiddenly first of all, and lol ur a top cuck u got married
but u are smart for testing it. its supper common nowadays to lie about that shit.
>>29719404
idiot, you should've tested before marrying
>Is she cheating on me?
yes lol it doesnt get more obvious than this
>be fembot
>no responsibilities or bills
>spend most of my income on cute boys I've met from the Internet
I never really understood why men like giving women money and paying for hookers but now I get it. My orbiting started about two months ago when a qt was on tumblr complaining about his rent being too high, so I sent him 500$
I'm not a rich girl at all but I do make a little money from wage slaving and I live with my parents. Since then I've been sending guys gifts and it's a real addiction. Not mention they're super nice to me, they get 100s of comments on Instagram but they will ignore them and acknowledge me. I suffer from depression and I'm still depressed but I've become 20% happier since doing this.
My 13 year old little girl cousin does this to grown men on twitch who she has a crush on. I feel terrible like they're exploiting her and it makes me very mad. What can I do
>>29719513
Let her do it. At least she will be spending her time lusting after men she cant have instead of having sex with men she can have. She's at the age when most girls start having sex.
>>29719540
But these fucking scum bags are taking a little insecure girls money. It would be another thing if she was grown up and made the decision but she's 13 ffs
get in here, bots
we discuss robotic topics and things of robotic nature.
REMINDER TO ENTER OR POST IN THIS THREAD YOU MUST MEET THE FALLOWING.
>male
>no other social media
>never have done illegal drugs
>no past or present gf
>virgin
>significant or highly suspected autism or mental disorder that has heavily impacted your life since day 1
>>29719287
Where you think Kevin Durant is going fampai?
>>29719287
>tfw no gf
hold me lads
>>29719287
I fulfill every requirement, yet I'm better than other robotrash
0pen your buttass
>>29719272
OP Anonymous faggot
"Open your ass and aids will follow i should know"
>>29719272
He's not wrong though.
He should be the new spokes person for /pol/
Here's the actual video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzDcou5il-A
He literally said nothing wrong.
Do you get naked whenever you can?
>>29719257
no i wear as much as i possibly can
while still maintaining a comfortable level so i don't freeze or overheat
No, I'm always very uncomfortable naked. I don't like looking at my body, and I feel embarassed even when my dog sees me naked. I basically always wear jeans and long sleeves or a jacket.
>>29719257
Whenever possible yes
Even better if I can do so in the company of others but socially acceptable opportunities are few and far between
>There will never be another good Sims game
>There will never be another good MMO
>There will never be another good RTS
Atleast for the next couple of years anyway... I think.
>>29719184
>Having taste this colossally shit
>>29719184
Good someone else feels this way.
>tfw missed out on the glory days of WoW
>>29719739
Fuck off MOBA shitter.
>>29719764
>le moba meme
There are great MMOs and RTS's out just look for them
Agree with the Sims though that series is shit
would you marry a muslim girl like this habibi
+++
she is loyal, virgin, submissive
---
she is believing goat fuckers
I can't believe that any girl who convert to islam by herself has read Qur'an
>>29719147
Only if I could fuck her daughters and beat her.
You have a death wish, famalam?
>Wasting your time shitposting while you could use it making yourself prettier.
tic toc bots.
>from handsome male to average old lookign woman
lol
>>29719133
>woman
Anon...............pls.........
>>29719118
I'm not a degenerate who bases his entire life around cum and hedonistic self worth.
Aka a normie.
To those of you who fell for the trap meme and lewdposting, all I can say is, there is still time to live your life as a man. You can still be what God made you. And he will still love you.
>tfw gf goes too deep and throws up all over bed
This happen to anyone else?
love it when bae throws up on my cock
>>29719089
What the fuck are you talking about, normie?
>>29719089
This is the very reason I'm still curious about how deepthroat feels.
Gf has implied that she'd be fine with me finding another woman willing to do it just to get it out of my system though.
People with 5 inch erect penises or more have literally no reason to be here. Who /smalldick/ here and has a real excuse for not getting laid.
My penis is only 5 inches and that's still too small. I kind of wish it was smaller though because fetish
>>29718979
Your dick doesn't get you laid retard your looks and personality does you could have a 2 inch dick and still be confident and good looking enough to get a woman in bed. I have a 4 inch penis and have many stable long term relationships several that I have ended.
>>29719048
How did they react to your dick? I'm 4.5 inches erect and my hand consumes it when I'm masturbating.
Pic related is me flacid.
How much of /r9k/ is actually genuine sincere opinions?
I think that up to 75% of content posted here is trolling, fantasy or just exaggerated for fun.
I don't think that anyone here really believes that roasties are caused by promiscuity or that only the Chad archetype gets girls or the 80/20 rule.
>I don't think that anyone here really believes that roasties are caused by promiscuity
I've seen girls on here act surprised when they learned that trying to bend an erect penis is actually extremely dangerous, why wouldn't anatomical cluelessness go the other way?
Shit thread OP kill yourselfWhat's your favourite $uicideboy$ track lads
That's the beauty of r9k, the shitposts and the genuine posts are near indistinguishable
But I personally post 1 shitpost for every 5 sincere posts, but i'm not as mad as some people here so idk
