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>finally get qt gf
>neglect her to play old school runescape with my weeb friend
>going to park with her tomorrow
>really just want to stay home and play stellaris
J U S T
Congrats, you got a gf just for the sake of getting one.
Now you are miserable but you don't know why, how about you find a new girl?
But remember, no one walks into shoe shops barefooted.
>>29716893
Jesus fucking Christ anon, do you need to get something off your chest?
Fucking hell, I hate this place.unmute
>tfw everyone from my highschool is either dead, in prison, married, have kids, or working some dead end job
>tfw only 22
>>29716840
im older than that, but it seems true for me as well. it makes me feel a bit better about being a go nowhere neet.
Yeah seriously, its fucking sad man.
Some of them were at least normie if not chad level of social success. How strange.
>>29716840
And yet you're browsing 4chan at 4:00 in the morning.
Everything is better in 2D
Prove me wrongYou can't
>>29716784
Get out tripfag
>>>/r/eddit
>>29716784 (OP)
Get out tripfag
>>>/r/eddittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>>29716784
I prefer guns to be in 3D
Premature Ejaculation struggle thread
I fap to great, pov, amateur, natural porn, which im really into
>I cum in under 2 minutes
>little to no pleasure
I fap to rule34 or hentai pictures, which disgust me
>I can keep going for almost 10 minutes
>huge load and superior orgasm
What to do?
If I stroke non-stop I'll cum in 2 minutes also. I try to lighting stroke and go slower to delay cumming more. If I ever feel a pussy I don't think I'll last more than 30 seconds.
>>29716881
lighten the* (no idea why I typed lightening wew)
>>29716881
i used to think this too until it turned out that i can't cum from vaginal/oral. fapping too much killed my sensitivity.
I'm going to the doctor because half of my hand has been numb for several days and due to the preexisting state of my neck and back it's hard to believe that it isn't spine related. I don't want to be paralyzed so I'm finally giving in and going to the hospital. After I tell the doctor that I'm a total shut-in who spends 23 hours per day in bed there's a high chance that I'll be hospitalized. I held out as long as I could, but the NEET dream ends today. It's been an honour shitposting with you all.
rape a nurse
a female one, idiot.
>>29716751
dick pic or didnt happen
>>29716818
I'll do my best but I can't promise anything
are they inbred trailer trash?
>>29716730
Fuck if I know
>>>/r/eddit
>>29716730
it's even worse than that... they'rewomen
>>29716730
Honestly, none of them are actually pretty if you look close. They doll them the fuck up, to give an allusion of attractiveness
>hey anon, why do you have all these pictures of a frog on your laptop?
>>29716714
>hey anon what's with the incest porn on your computer
>>29716756
>"I-its not incest, its only actors"
>>29716756
>I-its, I wanna try it with you mom.
>P-please
Is there anything more embarrassing than being a skinny guy dating a fat girl?
I cringe when I see a skinny guy dating a fat girl, specially if he's not ugly.
It's like....dude, have some respect for yourself.
Just hanging out with a fat girl made me feel a bit queasy, all the stares.
I'm not judge mental or shallow, but sheesh, I know what I like, a girl I can really wrap myself around and squeeze tight, a firm girl, nice, cute, fit. I myself am fit, not just skinny, but fit. I didn't put hours into the gym and pack on over 50 lbs of muscle to go for a fucking lazy fat girl.
>>29716653
>I'm not judge mental or shallow
Total lack of self awareness: The post
Hey man when you're desperate you gotta take what you can get.
Plus thicc booty is nice.
>>29716662
Well it's a mix of vanity and shame you get from it.
>I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I'M NOT ALONE
just seems desperate rather than waiting for her to get fit or just getting a skinny girlfriend yourself. Nothing wrong with having standards and it's gonna make the world a better place to have em and keep em, no matter what, it's better being lonely than dating a fat girl
What's your opinion on attractive autistic people ?
Are they still normies ?
Yes. Unless they're hand flapping sonic screecher autists, their awkwardness would get brushed off or be more accepted and it'd be easier to blend in.
t. sperg with good face/fashion sense/body
>>29716612
I have autism, I have been in some places that were densely populated with people on the autism spectrum and a lot of them look really typical but there's plenty of them that look just normal.
I guess it depends on the severity of the condition.
Though I probably look average myself, I try to keep my appearance neat and tidy.
Not necessarily. This guy would definitely be a chad if it weren't for the fact he has the retarded, self-injurious type of autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsJ154jWRsU
>sitting in the bus
>completely average, run of the mill middle aged woman sits behind me
>smell her cheap ass perfume
>get an instant, rock hard boner
Every single day and I have no idea why. She's not ugly but not really good looking either.
I'm probably just going insane.
>>29716611
ask her out, she will be flattered
Why haven't you talked to her Anon?
>>29716635
>>29716636
Like I said, she's not exactly a hottie or even a cutie. It's just her fucking stupid cheap perfume that makes me want to grab her hair and ruin her pussy from behind. It's weird, like a chemical reaction or something.
Why can't humans just concentrate?
There's nothing actually more physically tiring about focusing on something like learning something new or writing or anything that isn't hitting the f5 button on /r9k/ 16 hours a day.
I just wish I could easily focus on something important for most of the day
>>29716587
Try Adderal
It'd be nice if there was some kind of camp I could send you to help you concentrate.
>>29716607
you mean some kind of concentration camp?
Is acne the worst looks affliction?
>hit puberty, get a shitton of zits
>"Don't worry, it goes away after your early 20s."
>28 now and still have pizza face
>>29716556
One of the worst. There are far worst. Acne is definitely bad though because it fucks up your looks. It's why I never had a gf.
>>29716600
Stop eating shit and shower more.
Who sweats really hard here?
>decided to go out
>sweating like a pig now
here man
I did some driving on Sunday and after 30 minutes I stopped for a little break and my shirt was drenched in sweat, especially the back of it.
And I'm not even fat, I'm 5' 7" and weigh 145 pounds
>>29716552
I do, I wear a sweatband when I go to work.
I'm also fat though.
My hands sweat so much. Every time I'm forced to shake someone's hand they look really disgusted.
Feelsbadman
Why am I considered "entitled" for wanting to date within my own race?
They don't like it when you desire things that they don't like.
It's a way to keep you in line.
Of course, it only works on spineless betas.
>>29716536
Who called you entitled
Maybe whoever called you entitled is trying to destroy you from within and separate you from who and what you are.
In which case, they will be met with retaliation
>>29716536
you're not
at least not in r9k
maybe in buzzfeed - but who browses that fucking cancerfest?
If you watch him you are a disgusting normie
go to bed keem, stop being so salty
>>29716482
>OP
literally, fuck off
>>29716482
no, if you watch him you are a fucking edgy 12 year old
>>29716512
and if you care about youtube drama enough to accuse random anons of being shills then you are even worse.
