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ITT the most alpha thing you do and the most autistic thing you do.
Lifting doesn't count.
Alpha: I've chewed on toothpicks since I was 16.
Autistic: I got my ear pierced with a safety pin when i was 17 and still wear an earring.
>>29717792
btw i meant this as on a daily basis, not what you have done.
>>29717792
Yea I'm not sure chewing on a toothpick is alpha. No matter how long you've been doing it everyone who sees you will think you're trying to hard.
>>29717792
Pic related, any news about the supposed greatest elliot leak this christmas?
Why don't you retarded virgins just get a hooker?
There are no Chads or betas
Stop being retarded enough to shoot up a movie theater or a school just because no dick in pussy
Fucking morons...
I see tons of these Mexican fuckers and all they fo after work is drink beer and fuck whores with there homies
Stop being a faggot Holmes
>virgin autist who is even afraid of saying hi to women
>visiting a prostitute
>getting a limp dick
>humiliated even further
dont listen to this chad little lads
>>29717777
trips would have been better
>>29717777
>>29717806
oh yeah there are tons of threads about autists being unable to get it up and crying in front of hookers and shit lol
i think you're underestimating how fucked up robots are
>Hey loser, boss wants you to take his car to get cleaned, pick up his drycleaning, and to buy some extra large condoms.
>>29717754
>"Nice hair ya dyke"
>>29717754
take the keys and drive like a maniaco.
i dont even have a job.
>>29717754
Well piss flaps i can't drive and if i could i still wouldn't tell the boss to get plowed
i've got intensive shitposting to do ya rank cunt
so make like a leaf and fuck right off
> tfw feel depressed every day
> stop trying to become a normie
> enjoy my life as a NEET
. stop feeling sorry for myself and just roll with it
> no depression for over 3 months now
Is acceptance the answer? I just accept that I wont reach anything, I wont have friends or a girlfriend, but I do have the free time. I can read, I can explore the wilderness. I can play games. I can watch the sunset and sunrise. Can walk during the late nights. I can do alot of things. Life isn't so bad. So what that I don't look good or have no social skills. Why should I play catch up to society, If I can enjoy my time with myself?
>>29717729
>Rank theory is the hypothesis that, if an individual is involved in a lengthy fight for dominance in a social group and is clearly losing, then depression causes the individual to back down and accept the submissive role. In doing so, the individual is protected from unnecessary harm. In this way, depression helps maintain a social hierarchy. This theory is a special case of a more general theory derived from the psychic pain hypothesis: that the cognitive response that produces modern-day depression evolved as a mechanism that allows people to assess whether they are in pursuit of an unreachable goal, and if they are, to motivate them to desist.
>>29717761
That's actually interesting. Would like to read more about this.
I do feel that I accepted my role as a failure and I instantly felt alot better. As if all the weight of the world dropped of my shoulders. Living as a complete recluse without interaction with real people has been some of the most relaxing and stress free things i've did in my life.
>>29717761
Damn, that's harsh. The human race is a truly convoluted thing though, and I always empathize more with anyone who drops out of it.
Anyone else bored of everything?
Nigga you may have depression. Speak to your doctor.
iktf anon wat do
i have no interest in anything, never had a job, i hate everything
Get a low skill job and get a hobby. Also go to a psychiatrist
ITT: Autistic things you did when you were a kid.
>slept with mom until i was 11
>never used toilet paper, only used handrags and threw them on the floor for my mom to clean
>screamed like a nigger (ebonics) randomly
>pissed on the cheerleading mats in gym class every day
>showed a 11 year old girl my cock when i was 9 and she said "wow" and touched it and surprisingly didn't tell the teacher
>>showed a 11 year old girl my cock when i was 9 and she said "wow" and touched it and surprisingly didn't tell the teacher
FUCK OFF you fucking NORMAN
>threw rocks in neighbor's pool
>punched a boy in my class because he wouldnt fight back and i wouldnt get in trouble because im a girl
>always be chewing pens, once chewed on a pen in high school so much that the ink leaked everywhere and went in my mouth and i ingested a bit
>ate leaves and pretended i was a pokemon
the worst thing i ever did was knock on a random door and a mexican kid about my age answered, then i kicked him in the balls and ran off
>used to bring that bakugan shit to school all the time.
>pissed in a trash can in the middle of class in like kindergarden or some shit, dunno why.
> i'd make oragami throwing stars and sell them for a quarter
>unironically thought perks of being a wallflower as a good movie
>RPd in games
>>29717767
>ate leaves and pretended i was a pokemon
lmfao
Do autistic women exist? Where can I find one if they exist?
They exist but keep in mind they usually look like this.
>>29717608
Special ed classes. My friend from High School is dating a female autist. She's ok, but she's also stupid as fuck and is a furry.
>>29717608
I knew this 9/10 autistic girl with DDs but she had a bf that i was friends with they were pretty weird though he used to let his uncle fuck her
> have a gf somehow
> feel insecure about it
> she suffers from insecurities aswell
> "manipulate" her and tell her that everyone wants to rape her and men only talk with her to have sex with her
> that other girls will talk behind her back and mock her
> she's now afraid to talk with anyone
> is afraid to have friends
I don't want her to stay depressed and not have any friends ever, but I'm afraid that if she improves i'll be alone again. Am I a bad person for building up her distrust in people and twisting facts?
>>29717572
Yes.comentario originario
>>29717782
But why shouldn't I tell her those things if they're generally true. Why would a guy ever want to interact with a girl that he knows is taken ,if not for the chance of intimacy. I could maybe understand if the guy had a girlfriend aswell. And there's no reason for her to be outside during the night, because again, there's always the chance of her being attacked. Maybe not as big as I tell her, but it's not lying.
Also, this way she wont get influenced by people that only care about getting wasted and fucking everywhere, because "YOLO xDD"
>>29717572
If you went this far, might as well go all the way.
>99% of men can get sex
>the dating game is rigged to favour women
Dumb shit r9k actually believes
>99%
Are you fucking serious? Besides, literally 100% of women can have sex. Disabled, deformed, mentally ill, whatever, if you're female then there's hundreds of males out there who will bend over backwards to try and fuck you.
>>29717596
It's more along lines 20-25% of men get regular sex
I'll give you the first one, but yes, the dating game really is in favour of women. You'll be hard-pressed to find a woman without multiple potential partners.
Is it necessarily gay to exclusively date and fuck men?
Is it more or less gay if I dress up like a girl?
>>29717541
>Is it necessarily gay to exclusively date and fuck men?
Yes.
>Is it more or less gay if I dress up like a girl?
Doesn't matter. Either is 100% gay. Can't get any gayer. Max gayness unlocked. Faggot.
>>29717564
Come on, that is an exaggeration.
>>29717575
Either you're gay or you're not.
If your gay, you can be more gay, you're already gay
>morning breath
>periods
>ass hair
>cold hands
>they fart in bed
>always have to take them out
>too many hair and skincare products in your bathroom
>those stupid little hairclips
>suddenly wants to talk to you as soon as you're busy
Please feel free to add your own
>>29717518
>shop-aholics
>expect you to pay for everything
>easily offended
>can become very jealous
>>29717518
>takes your free time by talking to you about inane shit just for the sake of attention
>expects you to entertain her because she has no real hobbies
>creates drama just to test you
>pissed off if she catches you looking at another woman and will cuck you for it
FACT: A cat is much better than a gf.
nothing compares to fucking a soft cute girl, they worth every trouble
Post your waifus. No additional questions asked.
>>29717490
>3DPD whore
>waifu
Kill yourselfdon't forget to sage
i wanna kissu her butt fampais
>>29717490
a waifu is the most retarded meme 4chins ever came up with
>What's wrong human boi? Sad yo liddle human dick can't satisfy yo bitch like my BRK does?
How do you feel even dogs get more human pussy than you do? Is it time to switch to being a zoophile?
How the fuck are we to compete with Rex Thunderknot bros???
Because you made a greentext giving human attributes to an animal? No.
>>29717453
I imagine it would be pretty easy to fuck a dog without getting caught.
How old were you when you started the piss bottle lifestyle?
>>29717415
17, about 6 years ago
>>29717415
83? I guess I'll be 83 when I finally start living the piss bottle lifestyle....
>>29717415
So the piss jugs exist outside of the trailer park boys?
Why are roasties so cruel? I didn't say anything creepy.
>>29717375
nice context
>>29717375
>implying you didn't
Why were you apologizing then?
>not controlling the frame
you deserved it
