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>one bajillion definitions of chad and stacy floating about on this board
can we just agree on ONE definition so we don't get ridiculous "this fat manlet is a chad" arguments
chad = good looking fit male
8 and up face
>>29716478
manlets technically can be chads tho
infact most of them are
>>29716506
This. I would also add that Chad is the person who had a good childhood with nice parents and little to no bullying. This means that they don't have anxiety problems or low self-esteem.
Well OK robots let's start a thread of our lives
I'll start, I'm a 18yr old robot who just graduated high school (yay cringe land!) My brother who I live with is half Chad, I connect better with his roommate than with him, I have a dead end job(working at a gas station),
get taunted at my youth group by a fellow leader who is a Stacy , gonna have no chance in college( suck at math and forget to run assignments in),
Anxiety, ADHD, atusim, and depression, turns my thought process to mush, my friend group and 7/8ths of my social contact are robots just like me,
I sometimes(1-2 times a month) contemplating death(what it would be like/how it would feel to die) or if I could go on a killing spree and claim insanity, sometimes I blame God for making life this way (cold and unforgiving), and on very rare times I blame society for not giving robots a chance, but the majority of the time I blame myself for being a worthless, fucking aspie who can't do anything for himself(thanks mom and dad),
can someone send me a bottle of whiskey for a sad sack of shit who'll more than likely kill themselves before they're 30
>>29716474
>he has a job
>he has social engagements
>he has friends
you're not a robot, you're barely even a failed normie
if you have literally never shit in a bottle you are NOT a robot
>>29716529
Not the point of the post but OK sure, I can see your point.
I'm a 21 years old slav from post-soviet country with schizoid personality disorder who never worked and was luckily born in relatively wealthy family, so I will never work I guess. I have zero people which can be called a friend, so I sit in my comfy room 34/7/365 (ok almost 365). I take psychedelics sporadically since I was 17. I love my life in general bur for some reason suicidal thoughts haunts me. I think my life could be perfect if I had gf which could satisfy my fetish, but I will never have such a gf so I feel simultaneously very happy and very frustrated.
I don't know who does these threads but I'm doing one right now, I mean I think they are meant to be about just talking about what were doing and stuff but lately its kind of just a faggot fest, anyway do whatever I guesstfw no cute bf
>>29716424
>Australianfag.jpg
Nice
How's everyone doing this evening? I'm having a pretty fun one myself
>tfw you win a 6 player aoe2 black forest game with the world's laziest imperial push
Feels good
Reapplied for uni
Going togo to my friends for a week hopefully
pretty good
>>29716424
>starts aus thread
>doesn't want to talk about how if the libs win we're all fucked financially just so a bunch of jewish corporates can get their tax back
Will skipping a night of sleep fix my sleep schedule? I keep going to bed at 8 am and waking up at 3 am....should I just stay up until tonight and try to go to bed at a more appropriate hour?
Yeah, just stay up if you wanna fix it. It blows but it's like getting jet lagged. Eventually it will fix itself if you stay up and go to sleep at a reasonable time. However, if you are a retard like me who stays up super late every night past the time you should be going to sleep then you are likely fucked.
>>29716414
>from 8am to 3am
>19 hours of sleep
Nah anon, I think you get plenty of sleep as is
>>29716805
I meant 3 PM, wise-ass
>be good looking and tall
>have good social skills
>born with the fingers missing on one of my hands
it just fucking ruins everything. I can hide it in my pocket but of course everyone finds out. it makes dating super hard so I guess that's why im an almost 21-yo virgin
you robots think you have it hard? fucking kek
A girl in my highschool only had 3 fingers and she had no problems finding a bf
don't be a pussy. cut the rest of your hand off, put a hook there, grow a beard, join the navy. fucking simple.
You're deluding yourself if you think that matters. You are either not as good-looking as you think, or you have a shitty personality.
Which is objectively the most correct spouse?
>>29716400
I would pick Caroline if it weren't for the religion and vegetarian thing. Guess that means my choice defaults to Allison. Nora and Kristen aren't even being considered due to them being cheaters.
>>29716457
That is the nature of life. No one is perfect. That is the true lesson of this thread.
Allison, as long as she didn't peg me.
> Been masturbating for 10 years now why cant i stop??.
10 years? i barely last an hour on a good sesh. you should go into porn
because puberty
>>29716406
You really think so?? thanks.
Like as soon as I do my depression disappears and I suddenly love life, r-right?
>>29716281
>tfw the nice feeling when someone else touches your benis
>>29716281
Yes, anon. You are a being programmed to further your line, as such cumming inside a vagina unprotected (preferably uncut) is fulfilling that ultimate imperative and will flood your brain with rewarding hormones and you will feel like life finally makes sense.
How many middle-aged normals have you seen who are happy? The males, I mean. Very few, I would imagine.
>Love isnt something you look for bro, its something that finds you when you least expect it. Im sure youll meet the girl bro.
> You dont ask girls out? Youre a lazy entitled sack of shit. You gotta put yourself out there. Its a numbers game bro.
Why is chad "logic" considered socially acceptable?
If its impossible to find a gf without her being "the one" , then by that logic normies also shouldnt have more than one gf and shouldnt have breakups.
Fine. I'll bite.
>Don't look for love
As in, don't be a 13 year old fag, not every girl that isn't trash is "the one". Deal with it. The secret of a good relationship is to go in without expectations. If she's "the one" it will come to you over time, you won't have to ask yourself that every day.
>Put yourself out there
Don't specifically look for "the one", but still actively seek romantic companionship from the gender you are interested in. Some relationships are fun, even if it won't amount to much.
>If she's "the one" it will come to you over time
>"the one"
99% of people end up having to settle because they don't want to be lonely or they really want to have kids.
Love is a meme and most people end up getting divorced anyway.
>>29717715
fuck off chadstein
meanwhile on bizarro /r9k/
>tfw gf
>tfw no mental illnesses
>tfw i find chicken tenders unappetizing
>>29716255
impossble, tendies for tender god.
how do you hold up fellow CEOs
>wife finally gave in for anal
>too bad shes nowhere near as good as stacy the secretary
should i divorce bros?
>You will never be Emma Roberts's dedicated foot-licker
Why live?
>you will never be danish spergmom's dedicated boytoy
why live?
>>29716224
>3d shit
hahah
dont you have a containment website. oh yeah its reddit
>>29716224
what is up with her face in that pic? it looks like she is on the end of recovering from a stroke.
>"Hey I'm gonna go to bed man. Goodnight"
>"Goodnight!"
>check back on my friend's list 10 minutes later
>they're still online
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING TELL THE TRUTH AND SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME? IS THAT REALLY SO FUCKING HARD!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29716207
I have friends who leave Skype and Steam on all the time. Even if they are lying to you at least they're trying to be polite.
Because that might hurt your feelings and their leaving probably has nothing to do with you but is related to going to bed (they were probably just having a fap before bed), they could have said "I don't want to talk to you until tomorrow" but that sounds autistic and could get you to ask questions or take it the wrong way.
Some people need a break from others and wanna do their own thing. Chill out man.
how do i stop myself from spending money on fucking food man. :( anything i can do to distract me? and say if i was out? i smell a real good burger place and i have enough money to buy one and other things too. what do i do?? i spent 25 quid on a fucking curry takeaway last night. i gotta stop. please someone give me advice.
Learn to cook food and spend money on cheap/easy food to make in the mean time.
I know that feel OP. I spend so much money on good delicious food, it's the only thing that feels worth spending on.
>>29716192
bring less money with you when you go out.
if you do it because you're actually hungry, carry something portable with you that you can eat for cheap (nuts, seeds are good for this but anything works).
if you do it because you're bored, remind yourself that you have self-control and you want to feel good about not wasting money on shit food that provides about 10 minutes of entertainment.
How does it make you feel when you see this shit in public?
>>29716182
Like the more things change, the more they stay the same.
I hate those high waisted jeans, they look like diapers.
I guess if you have a diaper fetish that might not be a bad thing...
>>29716223
This honestly.
Shit changes, but everyone's still doing the same shit. It's better than them just staring at air.
Reminder that there are lurkers on this board right now, who are here only to screenshot some threads and post them on reddit
>>29716176
This I found out about r/4chan a week ago they have no idea how to greentext they just sound like normies
>>29716176
dont forgot the facebook posters
>>29716176
dude this is LITERALLY why i just opened /r9k/, lol.
