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Which one of you made pic related?
>>29713603
Link? I've never seen something so retarded in my life.
>>29713603
Holy shit
>tfw probably gonna turn out like that at 47
Please tell me the replies are full of people calling him out on his retardation.
It's reddit so I redoubt it.
>Everyone under 17 was born in the 2000s
>kids born after the gamecube came out lost their virginity before you
>>29713580
And it's only going to get worse :, (
>>29713580
Holy shit there are people born in the 2000s posting here. What the fuck. Having been born in the 80s this makes me feel ancient.
>6 months earlier, jock yells at me in Gov for being gay
>(accidentally outed myself)
>jock goes up to me after class, tells me i'm going to hell
>have to switch classrooms because humiliation
>at night pray that bully dies
>May 8, 2015
>jocks from high school attain fake Ohio id's for alcohol
>get drunk, drive in nearby park
>going super fucking fast, wasted
>apparently not going fast enough
>passenger pulls steering wheel (my bully)
>flips over guardrail several times into creek
>3/5 die
>passenger was my high school bully
>present day
>memorials of my bully
>"he was such a nice person!! he just wanted to make people smile!!"
>mfw i learned that God is For Real
>>29713475
good, drunk drivers always deserve death.
>>29713475
Justice is served sometimes, cuteboy.
Fuck those people who didn't see him for the pile of shit he was tho.
>>29713475
Too bad they couldn't run you over THEN kill themselves.
Some of you may remember me for the post about my supposed "fwb" girlfriend. Probably not but anyway heres the summary basically i had this girl i really truly loves ive known her since gradeschool, lost my virginity to her and she lived with me for a good 2 years. anyway in the supermarket we were talking about our past and where we thought we'd be in a few years. All i said was 'to be perfectly honest i never thought i'd land a girlfriend as perfect as you" being the fucking cuck i am and knowing how iv never had my way and was finally in paradise life quit on me. she froze in her tracks, said "dude what the hell you know were only friends i dont think i can do this." and left me there in the checkout lane with everyone watching. we took her car and we live in the middle of nowhere with no cabs or buses so i had to walk the 13 mile stretch to my house. when i got back the place was trashed all of her stuff was gone and i had nothing. that is one of the few times ive actually full blown cried in my life. So now back to the present. After an extreme amount of debt onset by both of us not working i sold my house and im crashing at a friends house. Then about 6 days ago i got a phone call and it was from her and she wanted to talk to me said she wanted to get back together. She said she wanted to talk again and to call her again on a different number. Needless to say the number was disconnected and so was the one she originally called me on. Its really funny how life can change so fast from great to awful. i remember being 17 being picky about my relationship, craving sex and money and other benefits but now all i really want is some one to say they love me, because those 3 words are something i haven't heard in years and im sure that's the same for so many people on this board. i dont really no why i made this post its not going to get read im just high as fuck and on an ecstasy let down. This is the only thing i find remotely interesting right now.
>>29713438
Part 2> cont. I just want to make a message to any one reading this whos growing up or just getting out there. Please dont focus on physical desires those never last and will fuck you up. focus on the mental aspect of life, feeling complete with your other half someone who loves you. And i swear to god if i get >TFW No gf. on this thread i will kill every last one of you. your family loves you dumbass your friends i never said anything about an intimate relationship. just please for my sake take this really shitty post to heart and just realize who truly loves you. thank god this sites anonymous because this is about the equivalent of drunk posting on public media. ill get shit for this but whatever. so maybe your family situation isnt the best, im here and after all you've helped me through i really love you guys and i guess that might count for something. sorry for this long ass post ~Trey
>>29713438
lmao idgaf
get the fuck outta here with your shit LOL @ ur life
>>29713703
alright, thanks for taking the time to reply atleast. means alot
How do you talk to women on here?
I usually just talk to them like I would in real life:
>oh you have a pic in Montana
>I went there last year too, awesome place
They seem to get bored and unresponsive quickly. What am I doing wrong
U have to say "ayy bby u ean sum fuk" or otherwise they eill leav u for chafld
>>29713433
its a flirting app, not a fucking conversation app
>>29713557
Shit how do you flirt give me examples
>tfw no drunk gf
Drunk women are obnoxious
![[Tawara Hiryuu] A Sadist Teacher's Career Consulting Room (COMIC Grape Vol. 22).png](https://i.imgur.com/Nwi4hyq.png "[Tawara Hiryuu] A Sadist Teacher's Career Consulting Room (COMIC Grape Vol. 22)")
>>29713421
>tfw no teacher gf who rapes you and stops you from cumming outside by latching onto your frail shota body
>tfw finally free from my misery
It feels too good
I just had sex again with my girlfriend and I just wanted to check in on you guys :)
"A rare peek into ops natural habitat, a disgusting chair covered in semen and ass sweat, surrounded by semen as well as some socks once used to ejaculate into but now just sit around collecting mold and growing more filthy by the day."
>Lying on the internet
>Attempting to bait
>>29713486
Life feels good now for once. I have everything I've ever wanted. I can now leave this place.
How do you become more attractive to women?
Money, cash, money, things bought with money.
>>29713339
Being /fit/ is pretty much free.
>>29713339
>>29713358
But I don't like money or material possessions though.
Lifting weights and eating a lot is annoying though.
Could I just get abs from cardio? Would that work?
Hayy guys. I'm new to this site but I heard this is where the froggy meme comes from. Please post some for me :)
>>29713281
Post a real timestamp and I will post my entire folder of Pepe in download form for you.
>>29713314
What's a timestamp?
>>29713333
A piece of paper with time and date
>I want to cum on your braces
How the f*ck do pornstars do stuff like take 12" BBCs like its nothing?
>>29713265
They can squeeze a baby out their pussy, I still don't understand why guys think their dicks can ever be too big
They're empty on the inside.
>>29713265
Practice and lots of lube. And often they're just good at hiding their discomfort/pain.
Did anyone else used to provoke jocks into beating you up in school just so you could fap to it later?
>>29713243
no but this is hella intriguing
tell us more
>>29713530
What's there to tell? I've already said what I did
It was fun. Chads got sexy bodies
>>29713243
That's kinda fucked
Were you abused as a child?
>hiding your pissbottles ever
>2016.5
>tfw mom finds pissbottles and you tell her that the bathroom was in use but you really had to go and she says they are pretty ingenious
>Piss into a cute animal's oversized nose
>It painfully drowns in child urine
>>29713231
>Baby Girl
AAHHHH how the fuck does that thing work!?
Every month my boyfriend tries to buy at least 1 album that has been released that month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvosjKUKCLo
>>29713224
What's wrong with that? I just ordered two xiu xiu albums.
>>29713268
-it's a waste of money when he can probably just download it. He should at least wait for a price drop or buy albums that were released within the past few years. It's not like there's millions of people racing to buy the newest album of some obscure artist
-he'll impulse an album if he just recognizes the album artist or musician from his youtube recommendations or it has shown up on /mu/
-he doesn't screen an album before buying it so he doesn't know for sure he'll like every song . He'll check the musician's genre, then look up a few songs on Youtube. If he likes at least 1 or 2 songs he'll buy the album
-overall it's pretentious how he's trying to expand his music library and appear WELL VERSED IN THE WORLD OF MODERN MUSIC
>>29713368
Is it physical albums? If it's digital then I don't think it's that good of an idea, but it's his money and albums usually cost less than $10. Plus you sound like some butt hurt roastie that's pissed that he doesn't just listen to the radio like you do. If he likes an artists sound then you'll most likely enjoy any of the artists albums.
What is one furnishing or home supply item that every robot should have?
Also post your apartment if you live alone.
computer chair
>>29713200
My decompression chamber
>>29713695
you filthy, disgusting, degenerateenchantress picker
C-could I be Chad if I started w-working out?
>>29713170
It all depends on your facial aesthetics and height. Are you over 6 feet tall? Do you have at least a 7/10 face without working out? If yes to both congrats you will be Chad from working out. Otherwise you will end up looking like those baby face losers with muscles.
idk let's see the dick
>>29713170
you have a qt smile op so ya, you got a shot
