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I have neighbors that are Mexicans and play music too loud and don't understand it, what should I do???
vote for donald j. trump for president of the united states
fucking embrace it u ungrateful cabron
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
HEEEEEEEEEEY MACERENA
c'mon and dance you clueless gringo
>>29713729
Work your way into the party, if there's a crowd, and start shouting "LA MIGRA, LA MIGRA" at the top of your lungs
our God is greater
our God is stronger
God you are higher than any other
Our God is healer
awesome in power
Our God
>>29713579
that was such a creepy ass song
i live in texas so you would hear it in all the resteraunts when it came out.
dumb hillbillies
Our real god is right here.
>>29713579
My nigga my old high school (Jesus school BTW) used to sing that at almost every monthly mass
Do you by chance live in the greater St. Louis area?
>Make a thread
>No replies
EVERY FUCKING TIME REEEEEEE
dont worry OP i got (you) this time
iktf
If I made a normie thread it would get tons of replies I bet
>>29713451
at least you aren't me
>rarely receive replies regardless of my posts' lengths
>often end threads, arrive after everybody is away or the thread is gone before I can ever reply
word
At what age is it no longer acceptable to be a weeb?
Im 22
>>29713415
It is not acceptable to be a weeb ever so it doesn't matter what age you are.
As long as you don't sperg out in front of women, have an actual job, etc, whatever weird fucking hobbies you do in your own private time are fine no matter how old you are. I watch anime and shit all the time but I don't talk about it with other people because I'm not severely autistic.
>>29713415
age 12
I feel like absolute shit right now. My parents went to Las Vegas and forced me to go with them and they know that I have crippling social anxiety, and this is one of those places I shouldn't be at. So far, all they've done is throw me under the bus and blame me for shit I didn't do and shit I didn't do intentionally, and they know that when someone breaths down my neck like this, I just kind of lose it...
I thought by posting, this would make me feel better, and it honestly already is.
>tl;dr, I wanna die right now and I'm feeling an uprising.
So, any other robots that went through similar situations?
>pic unrelated
>>29713194
Vegas is a great robot place after it goes to sleep. Try leaving your hotel on a weekday morning at like 4:00 AM and going for a walk down the empty Strip. It's fucking amazing. All the fancy lights are still shining and the music is still blaring, but the sidewalks are completely empty. It's like being alone in an amusement park.
Las Vegas is let loose zone. you don't have to even talk to people, you can just walk around and dance or some dumb shit.
if you can draw attention to yourself, people will be entertained.
the atmosphere here is "leave your brain at home", literally.
i smoked weed with a hooker and a brother and sister once. they only reason the bro and sis stopped to talk to me was because they saw me sitting with a beautiful woman, they had no clue she was a hooker, it was hilarious.
security then chased us off because they know who all the hookers are and don't allow them to solicit on private property.
>>29713532
This actually sounds fucking amazing. Thanks for the suggestion.
>>29713623
You make a very good point. I guess stepping out of my comfort zone for awhile sounds like a good idea. For me it will be hard, but you only live once. Thanks man.
BOI U BETTER HAVE SMASHED THAT MF LIKE BUTTON IF U UP
LATE NITE HUSTLE GANG WW@ THO???
>>29713150
Fuck off with this normiebook fake ass meme shit you faggot
>>29713172
Hold this L pham
>>29713219
I don't know what that means but kill yourself nigga
>be me, 6.5/10(act like chad without the looks
>start talking to this turkroach on interpals
>she's a med student, black hair, blue eyes, olive skin, cute face, about 7.5
>spend a couple of hours casually talking over snapchat about life and stuff over the course of a few days
>Tells me, although she lives in Turkey, her grandparents were jews, and at the same time, starts making jokes about how all muslims are terrorists
>I tell her about the law of return, she then talks about how we should totally immigrate to Israel(I'm american, and not Jewish, at all)
>Then says she'll just marry me, so I could get citizenship in Israel.
>Just laugh it off(i've only spoken to her for 2 days ofc)
Well, /r9k/ what do I do?
There are some usual red flags i'd look out for, none of which she has done
>Hasn't asked me to send her money
>Comes from a middle class family
>Hasn't said anything about wanting to move to America
>she's not unintelligent
The only thing I'm cautious about is that she got attached so easily, is that a good or a bad thing?
what do /r9k/?
pic related looks like her, just slightly darker skin
She's cute anon, just talk to her and see if you're up for it. Could have a nice submissive girl
>>29713110
Dual citizenship, Anon.
She's a med student and she's talking about marriage.
If you will not, then I will. Try something new, live in Israel.
>>29713317
I know, it's an amazing opportunity, and I'd actually prefer to live in Israel. However, it just seems way too good to be true, which is why I am being cautious.
>X was Y years ago
>>29713041
>2016
>Americans have gotten so dumb they think trump is presidential material
I want off this ride.
>tfw you work where that picture was taken
>>29713067
Wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump
I'm going to college for the first time tomorrow, what should I expect?
Idk for me it was more of the same with new people around.
>>29713020
Prof will hand out syllabus. It will say how the grade breakdown will be for the course and usually detail how many papers/exams etc required.
They pretend to be good the first days... Around normies never relax
>He doesn't tripfag
>He posts anonymously
>>29712974
>he can't even trip
>>29712998
>998
he can't even trips
>>29712974
How does one tripfag
And yes in asking that question, I'm guessing it takes a lot of technical work and computer skills which I lack, but I'm just wondering how easy is it exactly.
My gf is wet, but my peepee isn't working after white male tears came out. Any spare peepees I can borrow?
Pic related. It's my broken peepee.
>>29712809
That's a pretty feminine penis, got any pictures of you in stockings?
>>29712809
that is the ugliest crotch area/penis I've literally ever seen. repulsive
>>29712809
get off your anti-depressantsthen kill yourself
My mom has cancer. I wanna kill myself but wont, because im too afraid of the nothingness after death. I cantt stop crying. cheer me up?
pic unrelated
self bump, please guys
>>29712697
Are you utilizing in this situation what you pretty much would have to know about in order to post the unrelated pic you did?
hey there anon. I'm here because ive been in ur place 4 years ago. Just dont give up yet because there is an entire life ahead of you, and if the pressure of nothingness is too much, just stop. like stop. and breath calmly. I used to have panic attacks during the day due to my fear but now I got over it somehow. Yep, after reading this you just thought "well fuck this i probably will never be able to get over it", but I can assure u anon, ur not alone, and u will get over it. shave your neckbeard and take a shower, remember of the beauties of the universe, and don't assume there is nothingness: we do not understand the nature of life yet. dont go making assumptions and stop thinking about what has yet to come.
have a good night anon, i love you
>anon you don't mind the fact I'm more of a man than you? I think you're still cute and a fun boytoy
>>29712603
You don't have big muscles, you're just super skinny.
Don't go thinking you're hot shit, woman.
I love tomboys. But they have to look like a feminine girl, but act all tomboyish.
That's like my dream girl.
>>29712603
At this point any woman I interact with is more man than me
I had an experience that i cant tell to anyone i know in real life, it has been eating me alive for years so now i am going to get it off my chest. Post some similar stories if you have them.
>be me
>16, sophmore year
>spend all of highschool up to this point lonely and sick of all my classmates
>lunch comes around
>just want to get away from them all and spend some time to myself for once
>no empty tables
>table in the far corner has only 1 person
>had seen her before, but never talked with her
>she was sick all the time, missed a ton of school so she had no friends
>figured she wouldnt talk to me, she was a loner
>i was right
>eat in silence
Ihis continues for a week or two, we have an unspoken mutual agreement that we are going to sit quietly and isolate ourselves together.
>she doesnt show up for about a week
>dispite never exchanging a word with this girl I felt lonely
>didnt know why
>when she comes back she looks worse than usual
>so skinny she must have not eaten in a week
>pale, blotchy
>injesting massive quantities of medication
>I finally say something to her and ask her what its for
>she gets startled when i talk
>tells me she has a lot of illnesses
>mainly blood related
>anemia, things like that
>ohshitdude.jpg
>I started to talk to her a lot more out of pity
>every day we talked all lunch
>went on for the whole school year
>we become incredibly close
>start going out
>happiest Ive ever felt
This goes on for the whole summer. It is junior year now, and we are still going strong.
>one day on the way to school she gets in a car crash
>very mild crash
>still has to hospitalized for a week due to her medical condition
>the stress of missing so much school causes her to try and recover faster than is healthy
>her condition worsens
>a lot
>worse than its ever been
>doctor decides the stress will kill her
>releases her from hospital with a larger dosage
>she returns to school in the worst state Ive ever seen a person be in.
cont.
>spend all of highschool up to this point lonely and sick of all my classmates
>want to spend some time to myself for once
How the fuck does this make sense
bumping for more
>>29712570
Aaaaah, where's the damn rest anon? Should've written this down before posting.
Hey fellow robots,
I just hit myself in the head with the bar from my bench press weights, it hit me on top of the eye and broke my glasses, my only pair, but..
i-it g-gets.. better-r...right??
How much weight?
>>29712590
30 Kg just started
I hope that's at least not including the bar..... and your bar weighs 45 lbs and no less...
