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I really fucking stink right now
>tfw the smell of your own cock and balls, musty armpits and farts
Post a pic of your disgusting dandruffy. Also post pic of your graying and green elbows.
>>29708324
I meant hair. Post a pic of your nasty matted hair. And elbows too.
>>29708351
Not posting any pictures but my skin looks like reptile scales kek
>mom and dad keep using my birth name
IM A FUCKING GUY NOW PLEASE CALL ME BY MY MALE NAME!!!!
>>29708246
Be my bf I wanna fuck your girlboipucci
>>29708301
I'm trying to save up for a dick
>>29708364
>I'm trying to save up for a dick
ftm dicks are abominations, just use mine
>"It's an anon has another emotional breakdown in his cold, dark room and no one's around to comfort him episode"
>>29708224
you have us to comfort you, Anon
>it's an anon wants to kill himself at work episode
>>29708224
I know how you feel.
I don't have any friends, and sometimes the loneliness gets so bad it feels like I'm getting claustrophobic. Of course, because I don't have friends I don't have anyone I can turn to for help, so it just gets worse and worse over its course.
>tfw someone calls you bad in overwatch
just call them a stupid faggot OP
>tfw playing torbjorn on any map or gamemode and everyone screams into their microphones demaning you stop and claiming they are reporting you to blizzard, despite you having all the gold medals
anyone else know this feel? It really hurts.
>>29708657
kek what
why are they so angry
his shotgun is great, his railgun is great, his sentry is okay, and his ultra is great, it's easy to wreck scrubs with him
Would you bang a girl who you thought was hot, then met her in real life and found out she was 4ft8?
Thought this girl was a total qt3.14 til she just said she was 4ft8.
Pic unrelated.
>>29708128
>Having standards
Get out, normie.
I like short girls, so that would be a big plus.
I'm 5'4" but I even think those people are weird because of their proportions.
So I've seen a lot of fans of macrophilia on the chans before. Figured we might as well make a thread here and talk about it being as how this fetish is extremely against then norms of society and there's no way in hell we'd ever talk about it to anyone besides here.
Rules
1- if you post, you must have a picture
2- if you post, picture must be macro based, male or female, human or not; doesn't matter.
Outside of those two rules nothing else, so let's talk about this and what not.
Self bumping with material
A vore bump
>>29708110
tfw macro is only attractive if i imagine that I am also a giant and get to have sex while destroying the city
it's like a mix of a snuff and exhibitionism fetish desu
List works that specifically capture the soul of robots
>Films
World's Greatest Dad
>Cartoons
Moral Orel
BoJack Horseman
>Anime
Welcome to the NHK
Watamote
Serial Experiments Lain
Mind Game
>Manga
Welcome to the NHK
Watamote
Oyasumi Punpun
>Music
Hospice - The Antlers
>Video Games
LISA
>films
Eraserhead
Mulholland Drive
>>29708095
hey arnold has some pretty robotic characters and themes
>Music
The front bottoms
Elliott Smith
Crywank
>resident evil 4 came out 11 years ago
anon's life came out 19 years ago and it hasn't aged well
>Andy Kaufman died 19 years ago
>The Matrix came out 17 years ago
Who do you main?
Who is the true robot hero?What's your MMR?
>>29708086
Techies. A bit over 3k the last time I played (a bit after TI5 ended).
>>29708086
akali
akali
rank 1 universe
>>29708086
I stopped playing DoTA2 a while back but I liked Phantom Assassin
My neighbors are shooting off fireworks and it's triggering me.
>>29708037
>tfw have to cover my head because I don't know if it is fireworks or firearms being fired into the air
>>29708037
Just watcht the fireworks with your waifu.
>>29708424
Exactly, or whatever, just go out and have some fun, enjoy it. It's a great holiday.
how/ where do you cum?
I hate making a mess but I don't like cumming into a tissue. Cumming in the sink isn't bad but then I have to use my phone and not computer
Fap towel. Thank me later
>>29708154
^This
I have several stashed around the house, wash them every week or two when they get crusty.
I cum in a 500ml plastic bottle that used to contain water. Every time I fap, I try to catch all of the cum in the bottle
Now it contains my semen, and it's alreadyhalf full.
>tfw he won't stop fucking other women
I just want a faithful attractive Chad! Not a robot I want someone good looking but none of them are loyal! I'm gonna fucking kill myself!!
Is there actually such thing as an attractive robot though?
Sorry, we don't have any Chads avaliable in the color you specified. May I interest you in a Chanye
>>29708104
That's not me you dumb fucking robot, reverse image search beta!
If any of you are chads please let me know and tell me you're faithful! I'm sick of being ignored!
Anyone else /mischief/?
>Used to work as a stocker in a grocery store
>Aisle are narrow
>Customers would scoot by me all the time and say "excuse me"
>When cuties would squeeze past and say excuse me, I would say "you're fine"
>They thought I meant there was no problem with them passing by
>Actually meant that they look fine
>MFW when I would tell everyone else "you're ok"
We got a badass over here.
I worked in an ice cream parlor and usually was either by myself during my shift or 1 other person. If somebody was pretty ugly I would put dashes of salt, mustard, or mayo in their ice cream or drink. Feltgoodman
I am too embarrassed to face towards attractive women when they have to squeeze past I always turn butt to butt like a loser
>>29708164
>If somebody was pretty ugly
But why? Why not save that punishment for the bad people? You can't really think they deserve it for being born with life on hard mode.
Inb4 he worships Stacies.
Black fembots, how do you compete with THIS?
this is photoshoped
I don't want to compete with other women for money and orbiters, I just want ONE above average looking bf.
>>29707998
Ayo mind giving me the sauce?
1. Your opening line
2. Your battle music
Don't let me down like you usually do
1. Hm.. hmhmhm... taste my blade (vintage katana I bought at furry con)
2. Last Resort - Papa Roach
I prefer to win my fights with rational arguments, but if we have to fight..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-bZ_XXiqu8
My camera is on, my wallet is full, my dick is hard.
Canon Rock by JerryC
