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Who /programming/ here?
>Spend all of today and yesterday doing programming project due Tuesday
>Hopelessly flailing around, trying to Google for help
>Made no progress yesterday
>Made partially working program today
>Finally Google the most obvious search term
>80% of the program I need to create comes up
Fuck my life, I wasted so much time and I'm probably just gonna trash the code I wrote.
Tfw
is cs major a meme or is it actually the best possible degree?
i took programming class my senior year of hs and it was extremely easy and just html5/making flash games and i skipped half the time and still got an A. i also type 150+ wpm so people keep telling me i should be a programmer. what's the deal with the job market and pooinloos taking most of the jobs? is that a meme too?
>>29705406
html and flash aren't programming languages lmao fuck off
>>29704862
post your assingment
>>29704862
Nothing beats the feeling of suddenly realizing what you did wrong and making it work. I feel like a god every single time. Dont give up.
>Daddy, why are you drunk again? And why do you always say so many mean things about black people when you're drunk?
>>29704844
>anyone here having children
can you at least make it sort of realistic
Just numbing the pain, dear. Take a seat and have a sip and i will explain about those people.
>>29704844
The call it liquid courage for a reason, love.
>2015
>requiring an original text comment on an imageboard
>inb4 firefox
Is this how /r9k/ behaves itself outside of 4chan?
1/2
>Do fat guys make that noise...?
2/2
>>29704831
Yeah it is, underaged kids are everywhere on this board and are the main spammers of dumb memes like that.
4chan people in general are annoying as fuck outside of this site, every 4chan steam group or guild for an MMO is literally just spouting memes 24/7 to remind people that you're from 4chan like they're somehow going to forget
>>29704887
Thanks for your input, have a (you) in return!
Where do these filthy whores find beta white knights to moderate their chats for free?
It disgusting as fuck, i hope they burn in hell.
>literally having a 3D waifu
>>29704777
Trips are never wrong.
Dat donate button
Bitch aint even hiding her money whoring.
How can people be so stupid
Why has no one made a /r9k/ podcast yet?
>>29704721
no one would listen and whoever voiced it would sound like a cringelord turbonerd
>>29704721
Because you're speds who don't do anything.
>>29704721
*snarky voice*
>h-h-hi g-guise welcome to n-n-eeeeet podcast hah, f-f-FUCK wagecucks
Someone convince me why a permavirgin like myself shouldn't buy $80 worth of sex toys right now
find a whore for $100
>>29704644
Do it
Exploring your sexuality is fun
Do you live alone? Go for it.
If you don't it's not worth the stress of keeping it secret.
Does /r9k/ play Second Life?
I'm an autistic NEET and I spend most of my time on it being a cute anime girl.
>>29704635
My friend, I think you are pedophile.
>>29704779
so?
Fuck off moralfag. Literally end your life. Your kind is a plague on every aspect of human society.
>>29704779
How does it feel like being fresh from reddit? I seriously doubt that you've been here for over a year.
>tfw just got shut down by girl I thought was into me
Im really trying my best to get a friend/ gf and it took everything i had to ask for that number, so why cant god just give me one chance?
Guess i cant blame her for not wanting to go out with a fucking freak like me tho.
Should ugly fucks like me just stop trying or do I keep going?
>>29704616
You say 'ugly fucks like me' what do you rate yourself out of 10?
I think the same just happened to me OP.
Keep going if you feel like it, you don't have much to lose.
>>29704616
just keep trying until you rape one
>replied to a rose thread
>went on /r/323
I took part in the /pol/ gamer gate shitstorm
>>29704610
Posted a pic of my ex oneitis after we broke up
posted a pic of myself on soc and got nothing but unflattering replies
i deserved it.
what games are you robots playing?
picked up stardew valley a few days ago in the steam sale, its great. i recommend it to all robots.
>>29704609
picked up firewatch because I wanted something comfy. ok for an interactive movie I guess
fuck off you dumb underage scum. You wouldn't know "games" if it raped you in the urethra.
>>29704609
i dont really enjoy vidya or see the point anymore, but iv been playing smite recently. just moved from joust mode to siege after about 120 hours
its alright. type of thing you spend 5 hours on and dunno where the time has gone
>r9k keeps talking about how much they hate their mothers
>tfw you only wish that you had one to begin with
You guys don't know how lucky you are. They honestly can't be that bad
>>29704532
i feel for you, anon. i don't know what I would do without my mom.
>>29704532
honestly don't know how completely lonely people do it. I would've killed myself by now if I had no family.
I love my parents and would kill myself as soon as they were gone if I could.
why the fuck are robots so mean? I found a bf on /r9k/ but he started ignoring me after a few weeks. It went from giving short responses to not picking up at all anymore. I gave him all my attention and love, what the fuck?
/r9k/ gives girls shit every time. "boo hoo, nobody notices me AT ALL, you can get attention easily" and the like. but you guys are just the same, exactly the same. I thought you guys were desperate, but not even robots can love me.
anyone who says that fembots cannot exists can go fuck themselves, you're all entitled dicks who just love moaning about their life. you do the same shit as stacies do whenever you are given the chance.
because you women made us this way
>expecting anyone to treat boisluts with respect
>>29704498
Tits and timestamp slut. There are no women on /r9k/
>go to the big grocery store
>take advantage of the fourth of july desserts
>spend 40 dollars on desserts
>go home and devour them all
>feel like I want to die after but in a good way
>plan on doing it again tomorrow
its all over for me isnt it
>>29704474
> its all over for me isnt it
not really.. you're doing things and you're enjoying them
its over when you find yourself in the grey desert of nihilism, when simple pleasures like this do nothing for you anymore
>>29704474
I'm telling you you're not allowed, you've eaten too much fatty food today. You'll hurt yourself, pull yourself together, anon.
>>29704474
treat yourself, right? r-right?
Austria/Europe.
There are several programmes.
The most prominent is a programme that teaches self-indepedence to young adults with bad homelife or are simply not able work.
You live with 10 other people, and learn basic things like cooking, fixing things around your house, talking to people and more, and also simulate real life working enviorments.
Would you go in such a programme.
No
My brain hasn't been damaged enough to be somehow satisfied with plain works.
Also Austria here
Can you pls give more info m8? Or is it just some scam
>>29704467
http://www.aufwind-therapie.at/index.php
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5drBFhNykpY
I think I fucked up somehow but I have no idea how or why. What the fuck is the deal with women?
>match with girl on tinder
>she messages me first with kissy face emojis
>gives me her number and kikebook etc.
>ask her out on date, she says yes, date set up for next weekend
>is out of town for a week so I have to wait until then
>start texting a bit, she says she wants to go get drunk/stoned together and hang out in her room
>she tells me she thinks I'm very attractive and good looking
>she asks me to tell her more about myself, anything
>i list a couple random facts because i dont know what to say like where i work/study, hobbies (pretty similar to hers), that i'm kind of an introverted person, ask her to tell me some stuff about her
>she hasn't replied in 2 days
I honestly don't get it. What the fuck could I have possibly done wrong? Is it because I said I'm an introvert? Should I have said something sexual? I'm at a fucking loss. She was practically throwing herself at me earlier and if I can't close this one I'll probably never be able to close any girl and I also kind of genuinely like her. It's eating at my brain trying to figure this out.
4th of july weekend m8 she's busy
start being worried if she doesn't message you back in 2 more days
>>29704378
>4th of july weekend m8 she's busy
Not OP but that's such a bullshit excuse. She's too busy to take thirty seconds to type out that she'll be busy or unavailable for the weekend?
>>29704484
only other thing i can think of is she was baiting him for a sexual response/flirting and he didn't bite but i don't see how that would kill the whole thing
