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Are these objectively the best chips ?
Pic related eating them right now
>not eating the flamin hot cheetos puffs instead
It's like you enjoy being pleb
Hold on, are you from Poland? Jesli tak to najlepsze sa te z Biedronki, Top Chips bodajze. If no, just forget about this comment.
>>29701821
I eat these once before. Asshole on fire after shitting. Never again.
>be me
>think that the most autistic thing ever was my doing
>I went to a New Year party at a friends house a few years back
>Meet a 9/10 girl with huge tits
>She is really into me, I chat her up a bit , we are both drunk
>she suggests we go in the part of the house that was deemed of limits by my friend
>start making out
>she starts rubbing and squeezing my dick
>fuck yeah, a nice way to enter a new year by entering another pussy
>shit, no condoms
>tell her to wait a minute while I get some from my jacket ( always be prepared kiddos)
>While I'm going back to get my jacket, my friend and the people at the party are singing karaoke
>Bohemian Rhapsody starts playing and they invite me to join in
>fuck I love this song, well I'll just do that part mama, just killed a man
>really get into the song
>after I fucking nail the song, whitesnake here I go again starts playing
>ooh here I go agaiiiiiiiin
>end up drinking more and going trough like 20 songs laughing my ass off, having fun and making friends
>end up drunk as hell and vomiting in the bathroom while one of the girls I've sang karaoke with pats my back, saying it will be ok let it all out
> The girl I was about to fuck waited half an hour for me then left the party
> I only remembered it in the morning
> Felt bad for years about that moment of going full retard
> Browse /r9k/ for 10 minutes
> Instantly feel better about that time because how tame it was compared to some shit I saw here
Wow, it's all really in the perspective.
>>29701814
thanks for the cringe story, made me feel better about myself
>start making out
stopped reading there f.amalam
>>29701814
>I went to a New Year party at a friends house
>thinking anyone would read past this shit
Guess again
Ask a goodlooking Australian anything.
>>29701806
Do you think someone like me could ever get a girlfriend?
>>29701832
Yeah man you are 10/10, go get 'em
>>29701806
>>29701832
WHERE ARE CHINS??????
Hey anon, are you able to climb up here?
yeah you dumb bitch so get the fuck out of my spot before I push you off
At 340 pounds, what do you think? Call in the choppers to airlift me up there, if you want it that bad
>Yeah, but why would I share a rock with a filthy roastie like you?
Don't even think about posting.
Post
What are you gonna do, kid?
FUCK YO THREAD NYUGGAH IMMA POST IN IT
>>29701752
Y-You too
Sorry
Daily reminder Greg Lansky the jew is behind blacked.
>>29701695
Most porn studios are owned by Jews. Like 90%+. Every single interracial and gay porn is Jewish owned though.
Stop porn anons and go workout.
>>29701695
>Greg Lanzky is getting blacked
What did OP mean by this?
Do you like eyebrows?
Dyed hair maymay!
>>29701703
What are you talking about, it's not a meme.
I want to comb her eyebrows desu.
>parents having a fight
>hear mom yelling about how she'll say something
>dad says "say it to your mother"
>mom says "say it to YOUR mother"
>tfw dad's mum is dead
>hear a loud slap
>mom starts crying
>run outside, grab dad by throat, throw him on the bed
>squeezed his throat hard
>he looked at me with watery eyes
>felt kinda bad
>let go
>post immediately on /r9k/
what do lads should I apologize?
So... why did you take your mums side?
>>29701685
>>run outside, grab dad by throat, throw him on the bed
Why do you have bed outside ?
>>29701685
Your mom was being a cunt and you take her side?
Does anyone actually find this whore attractive? Every time I see her flaunting her 75% latex skin and fake-ass smile, I genuinely question my view of beauty. Please tell me she only adored by horny 13 year olds and not sane adults.
>>29701670
I masturbate to her on a daily basis.
>>29701670
FUCK ARIANA GRANDE
literally fucking disgusting banana face whore goooosbye another stupid kid from the Disney channel who gets blacked
>>29701670
Ariana Grande is perfect shut your mouth
you don't have a single FUCKING excuse, do you?
hah, little roach
The girl's at best a 4/10 so fuck off.
>>29702032
Where is your 4/10 gf?
>>29702047
/thread
Comment originallio
>quitting smoking
Holy shit this is like a fucking panic attack I can't stop trying to convince myself to start again
I know the pain but for the reason that i have no money. Having to wait 5 days is killing me and I would kill for some right now. If I was you do a fade out and lower your daily amount slowly. That may help.
>>29701849
Just take the plunge and become a true robot by scrounging cigarette butts from the sidewalk.
>>29702325
Actually thought of stealing either money of smokes. But I know I would fuck that up and get nicked
So I live in San Diego and every time I go downtown I see the worst of the homeless people. Now I have been to other states that have homeless people but the ones in San Diego are the worst, they're rude, constantly demanding money from people, I was almost mugged by 2 of them once. Some places are just avoided by the general public because the homeless basically own certain parts of downtown and if you go there you're likely to get mugged. I just want to know why this seems to be tolerated in San Diego?
>>29701547
Sorry wrong board, my bad
Does this look like /pol/, faggot?
Homeless people have every right to be upset . They have every right to be drinking and doing drugs.
*gets in your face*
"This time, it's personal."
What the hell is a goat gonna do?
>>29701539
*goats in your face*
this time its personal
>>29701539
"heh, I think you have me confused with someone else pal."
*unsheathes katana*
"now back off...or die like the rest"
What will be feminism be in 20 years from now?
All uncastrated beta males will be considered rapists.
>>29701551
This is exactly what its leading up to. Feminists have been rapidly regressing society to the point where its becoming like the old days. The majority of the male population is turned into eunuchs to serve king Chad and his huge harem of women.
>>29701524
lots of single mothers. hopefully their children will look at them and go "no, i don't want this for myself" and things will improve.
At what age did it all start going wrong?
>>29701523
14
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>>29701523
when I left the discord desu
12 when the bullying started.
