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>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672459/Mother-let-daughter-16-friends-drink-alcohol-smoke-marijuana-play-naked-Twister-escapes-jail.html
>The girl told her mother that she felt guilty because the boyfriends ten-inch penis was too large for her and so he needed to have sex with the mother instead.
THATS IT
>>29702811
who cares
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Lighten up OP. At least somebody's having fun out there.
sauce? (comment is original so fuck off hiro)
How well are you living, /r9k/? List the following:
>bf/gf status
>education
>job
>salary/year
>hobbies/skills
>future goals
>level of happiness
Also general talk about life thread.
>>29702801
I'll start:
>bf/gf: none
>education: college dropout
>job: none
>salary/year: nothing
>hobbies/skills: programming, guitar
>future goals: get rid of this shit life
>level of happiness: 3/10
>>29702801
>>bf/gf status
Don't need one
>>education
Being forced to go to a county college in a few months
>>job
Mooching off friends and family
>>salary/year
wew lad
>>hobbies/skills
I have no hobbies or skills I'm very uninteresting
>>future goals
Planning ahead is not my thing
>>level of happiness
>>29702846
Level of happiness 7/10 I have friends and I have weed
when is depression just an excuse?
when normies "have" it
>>29702847
/thread
neurotypicals can't be depressed desu, only temporarily for minor bs like not getting as many likes/retweets as they expected
>>29702913
Then why do they kill themselves?
There's not a single bad thing about it.
>Get to be pretty.
>Large dating pool. (men, women, other traps)
>Will automatically become stacy thanks to superior male intellect plus female hormones.
>Better orgasms and new erogenous areas thanks to hormones.
>Better skin, more sensitive and smooth.
>Can wear cute clothes instead of autism gear.
>Everyone will treat you better.
>Can be a NEET and still get mad dosh from streaming on twitch as a gamur girl.
>Can have your own army of orbiters and whiteknights.
Seriously, why haven't you boys done it yet?
>>29702729
im not a faggot or extremely mentally ill.
>>29702729
>Will automatically become stacy thanks to superior male intellect plus female hormones.
But the estrogen would take over, so you wouldn't think like a guy anymore.
>>29702729
Unless I was 100% sure I would look like our resident camwhore trannies (pizza, that cowtits one I always forget the name, etc) I wouldn't do it.
Now the question is. How can I be at least somewhat sure I will be an attractive tranny I wouldn't do it.
>So what kind of music are you into, anon?
Well that's none of your business, I'm afraid.
women are a meme
>unoriginal comment
>>29702728
5head 6head 9head oompa loompa
![6106-05564187em-Father-yelling-at-son-8-10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yrdpZix.jpg "6106-05564187em-Father-yelling-at-son-8-10[1]")
>father yells at me for being a shut-in and to get out of the house
>i decide to ride my bike around, nowhere in particular just riding it
>father then yells at me for riding my bike because I'm doing it alone
Sigh.
feels really bad guys, its like nothing i do even to stop my shutinness isnt enough
at least you have a dad that cares
>>29702726
>w-why didn't my son ask me to ride bikes with him? ;_;
Red flags for women
>She likes to be dominated or is attracted to dominate men.
Biggest red flag for a woman there is in my opinion. This eliminates 70% of the female population.
>>29702706
Why is this a red flag? I'm genuinely curious. That's actually a really fun auality
>>29702706
femdom cuck detected, what are you not man enough to dominate a woman? incompetent virgin
>>29702732
well, for starters, they lose interest if you're not acting abusive or close to it. but at any time they could turn on you and put you in prison for the behavior they're attracted too. it's like walking on a tight rope.
I was recently asked this by a girl, but I'd like to see what you guys would say.
So, here it is:
Jack and Mary are madly in love. They live in separate towns, divided by a river. In a storm, the bridge was destroyed.
Sam owns a boat. Mary asks him to take her across the river so she can see Jack. Sam agrees, but only if she sleeps with him.
Mary goes to her mother looking for advice, but she says she wants no part in it.
Mary decides to sleep with Sam. She then crosses the river and meets Jack. She tells Jack what happened. Jack, infuriated, pushes her away and says they're no longer together.
Mary is heart broken, and goes to Tom, who is Jack's best friend. She tells him what happened. Tom goes to Jack and punches him for what he did to Mary.
Now, rank in order who you think is most at fault, to least at fault.
She could have just fucking swimmed.
Etemon was so based.
>>29702674
Jack for falling in love
How does it feel to have a qt 3.14 boyfriend who loves you very much?
>>29702648
You will never know lmao
>>29702648
Just talk to any desperate enough male you want to lure into your bed and you'll know.
pls bby pls bby....pls be my gf and cuddle and kiss and suck my pee pee pls bby
do you like drugs?
>>29702645
I like benzos
benzos were great but gave me a fucking hell of a time every time I stopped using them.
opiates are my favorite but i can't touch them bcuz tolerance. seriously, I can triple my old rec dose and get NOTHING anymore. i aint chasin that dragon.
at least benzo tolerance diminishes every time you stop using them. I've never been much for stims. LSD was neat, too, but I'd not trip every day. It's more of an occasional thing.
Sadly, I'm no longer in a position to buy anything so it's going to be a dry spell for as long as I can tell. Hopefully I can score some weed soon.
LSD is my favorite.
Large & In Charge Thread.
BMI of 24 and Up Only.
Fat, Food, Fat Lifestyle & Fat Superiority Discussion
How are fat people superior to anything?
5'10" 221lbs here.
Lost 55 pounds since Feb, still a fat piece of shit but its a start.
>>29702640
>butthurt skinnyfag
>his favourite historical period is medieval
>>29702590
its not that bad, every culture shines in their iconic way from africa to mongolia, with the remains of classical civilation.
Many cool and interesting wars, along with a multitude of different goverments and power shifting, along with religion.
idk its not that bad, i would respect if someone took it as their favorite.
i dont have any favorites but still.
>he has a favorite historical periodmine would probably be the bronze age though
>thinking liking modern history AKA "memory" is cool
only real history is early modern and back
Do any if you robots fight or do MMA? If you do, how do I get better? I don't seem to pick up moves as quickly as I used to.
>>29702582
You just need to train more. And it's not about how quickly you can learn new moves, it's about how well you can execute the ones you know
If internet advice can be trusted, you must go in with 110+1% aggression and intensity.
Nigga, why you expect quick results? Mfuckers train for this shit for years. The only way to get better is to workout, train, practise. Deliberate practise not just going to workouts. You need to find your weakneses, ask what you do wrong and do that shit until you perfect it. Stop being a bitch nigga
Who else /emotionalabuse/ here???
Feels good to be a sterotype male
GET OUT NORMlE
>>29702579
>girl calling you out on it
Pleb tier abuse, familia. Come back and brag when you have girls thanking you for it.
>emotional abuse
doesn't exist, term made up by stupid roasties
you have no obligation to talk to her
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let's be superhero autists together 4ever
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>>29702524
Are there cute grills?
