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Reminder that under their clothes, girls have a pussy.
Reminder that your dick is sometimes very close to their pussy.
That's a very sad thought anon.
>>29699466
Here are some pick-up lines that would work for an attractive person;
''You know anonette, I've really tried to keep my mouth shut but I can't help but think about how close we've become over these past 3 seconds, even our sensitive bits are just inches away.''
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>fell for the edging meme, thinking that it could make your dick bigger if combined with stretching
>it actually makes your dick smaller
>already lost more than one inch due to it
FUCK
>>29699444
of course it makes your dick smaller, dude. It was obvious.
It's blatantly a process that damages the tissues in your dick, which would make it smaller.
Stop now and maybe it'll go back to normal.
My cock was 8.5 inches when I started edging, and now it's at 7 and is probably in the 6.75 area now.
God fucking damn. Almost two inches gone.
>>29699600
Nah, I'm fucked. You can't reverse this.
Is being funny a requirement in trying to pick up women?
Being funny, being attractive, being socially competent, being tall and being liberal are all required.
>>29699527
What if I'm just attractive and maybe socially competent, minus being a funny man.
>>29699527
However, you can ignore all of these requirements if you h ave lots of money.
The more money, the less requirements.
Africa has traditional women who hate feminism and are traditional Christians, in many countries they also have educated women who are native English speakers.
Yet the number of males who go to Africa for sex/marriage tourism is very very low. It's even very rare to hear of black westerners doing it, it's almost always fat old women in their late 60s with low incomes. (female version of male sexpats in Asia). I've actually met three black sexpats that went to Thailand of all places to find a partner.
Despite poverty and abundance of traditional women it is unheard of for such a thing to happen, with the exception of oil workers and African expats.
Why?
Alt right people should love Africa
>Traditional views on gender
>Against communism
>Christian
>Want to have children
>Abundance of Virgins
Thailand by comparison has very few native English speakers, an alien religion to most westerners and is also dangerous/poor
>>29699425
>Abundance of virgins
Hue hue
No but seriously if you wanna waste your genes go for it you fucking race traitor
>>29699425
>have a degnerate white girl
Or
>have a loyal traditional niggeress
Fml
>>29699425
It's not unheard of, we're not sharing our places with you anymore, look at what you did to Thailand.
>have 2800 hours playtime
>some guy who I've beaten three times before with 130 hours playtime spams infantry
>normally an easy win but he overwhelms me
>nearly lose but I still have units remaining
>reinforcements alive
>he sustained heavier casualties
Despite all this, I came out of the match with a very bad taste in my mouth. I'd pretty much won by creating a stalemate and then reinforcements showed up and shooed him off. I'll be thinking about this for weeks. Anyone else here really can't stand coming close to losing? Let alone actually losing?
>>29699396
>>reinforcements alive
>reinforcements arrive*
What game?
Orignialalldjdhajwjdyxushwhshz
>>29699396
You're on r9k. Why don't you feel so strongly about losing at life?
>tfw people like things that you don't
>tfw ppl you hate are liked by everyone else
This is a worst feeling
>>29699409
>tfw people disagree with you
>tfw people put words into your mouth
Rage thread?
>>29699379
>>29699409
>>29699463
>Peoplenot even once
>fell for the Tinder meme
end me
>>29699336
>Tinder meme
>Does exactly what it says
Your just ugly op
>>29699336
Well, what happened famalamaoriginal?
>>29699336
I'm 5'8 and average looking and banged three different girls this year with tinder, the furtest drive was 1,5 hours.
it's perfect if you're not a chad who can pick up girls in a bar
I seriously fucking hate """""agnostics"""""".
They're just pussies who are afraid of theists that will ride their ass if they're complete atheists. You're either an atheist, or a theist. Pick one.
"b-but there may n-not or may be a g-g-god"
Your disbelief in God shows me that you're an atheist. Congratulations, you're an atheist. If you lean to the maybe a God part of the sentence, you're a theist. Fucking pick a side and stop using this autistic word. These retards have ruined this word.
This is such bait, but must give my agnostic opinion.
Atheism is the arrogant belief that one knows there is no God, which cannot be proved.
Theism is the foolish belief that there is a God, which cannot be proved.
Agnosticism is accepting that absent an ability to prove things one way or another, there is soundness in not professing to know the answer.
>>29699312
Stop labelling things man, its CURRENT YEAR
>>29699312
>Fucking pick a side
Why does it matter so much to you that people have to be on a certain "side"?
>community college class
>graded talking sessions where you are expected to nearly interupt people
>also graded group projects where you end up doing the entire project yourself so you dont have to deal with sassy extorting niggers
>all while taking menial highschool level classes
The only thing i wanna do more than kill myself is shoot up these schools, but thatd be pissing in an ocean of piss
>>29699287
It's not like 4 year universities are any better m8
>>29699459
>tfw forced to try and be the 10% that actually work with my degree by wading theough bullshit
AAHHH
>>29699459
are universities really that bad?
Who else listens to the blackest gangster rap when you're in the presence of homosexuals to protect you from their disease?
>>29699218
Old school gangster rappers actually have a lot in common with the average robot, it's kind of weird when you really listen to the lyrics
>>29699218
does the gayness cancel out or something
Song right here is perfect for fag bashing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico
>>29699218
>characters created by a panel to appeal to beta men
how do you guys not realize this? chad is literally manipulating you
Yeah and? Our role in society is to either contribute to more alpha people or do no harm and die alone in obscurity.
Why would you think there are other options? There aren't.
Anyone /below40/ rating?
Wanna group up and play together? Since the 30s range is full of retards.
I mean I'm bad, but at least if we play together there's a better form of communication.
>>29699198
>do no harm
tell that to the spree killers
All chads welcome.
Discuss sports, women and these losers here.
I'm doing pretty badly myself. I haven't had sex in a week!
>>29699145
You're not doing a good job of fitting in
oreganononogs
False flag thread.
Despite what we want to believe, Chad is actually our natural ally. Guys that bully robots aren't Chads.
>>29699169
>Chad is actually our natural ally.
Is this a cuck meme?
How do you feel about pornography?
Is it purely mechanical for you? Do you just view it as an aid to achieve orgasm?
Tool to achieve orgasm
I would hope nobody is actually slightly remotely emotionally attached to porn when they aren't in the moment
>>29699168
What if they themselves are a pornographer, creating videos or photosets for others?
>>29699138
I hate it. I can NEVER come in terms with my porn habit.
But I watch it anyway, being with the computer all the time...almost compulsively, and I don't even enjoy it anymore....just fap quickly and forget.
What music do robots listen to?
>pic related my go to feel album
>>29699117
Some shitty bass house and electro tracks that my normie classmates will never understand
>>29699117
>wild nothing
jesus, man. kill yourselfi say man though i ought to assume you're an insipid hipster chick like everyone else who listens to that garbage
>>29699117
Kashiwa Daisuke mainly
Hey lol xD
is that softannapl?
always knew she was a qt
>>29699175
Thatxs Lydia Graham
I prefer a little more caramel
