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>tfw I've dated ten women and even turned down conventionally "hot" women, but all I ever really wanted is a cute loli or a petite girl under 5' who resembles one
>tfw only liked by fattish short sjw looking types with disgusting pink hair
>Only want thin semi tall qt's with natural colour
>Preferences for being alone stronger than desire for gf like that
bumping this thread so that robots who fell for the "chads only want blonde staceys with double-ds" meme can maybe come to grips with reality
the sweet shy girl has chads who want her too.
>>29695403
>the sweet shy girl has chads who want her too.
EVERYONE wants her and thats why she's a bigger whore than blonde stacey.
my only robot friend from high school is getitng into music, has a pretty good set up in his garage, hes spent like 20 k on equipment
hes kind of cringe tho, funny to watch him make music, should i be a yes men and tell him hes trash or just support him?
>>29695294
>hes spent like 20 k on equipment
That's a lot to spend on a home studio.
>>29695312
hes well off, he doesnt really care of $
>>29695328
Wow, lucky bastard. You should support him, at least he's trying.
SMELLY DUMB NORMIE SCUM
SMELLY DUMB NORMIE SCUM
SMELLY DUMB NORMIE SCUUUUUM
TRASH
upload trash
download trash
this thread is fucking trash
LOOOOOOOOL quality thread mate
>>29695303
I KEEP GIVING BAD ROBOTS GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD ROBOTS GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD ROBOTS GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD ROBOTS GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD ROBOTS GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD ROBOTS GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD ROBOTS GOOD IDEAS I KEEP GIVING BAD ROBOTS GOOD IDEAS
>he wears autism jeans
Autism shoes are one thing but seriously how do you lack the self awareness to keep wearing these things?
>>29695223
>he wears autism glasses
Lmao what a fucking normalfag, get the fuck out idiot idiot idiot I HATE YOU!!!!!!!
>he wears autism shirts
literally how
Finally going to the depression doctor to get fixed. what kind of stuff should I tell him to get taken seriously?
Tell him you post me mes on 4chan
>>29695212
just be yourself
marjoram comment
>>29695212
>what kind of stuff should I tell him to get taken seriously?
Probably serious stuff.
>anon walks into doctor's office
>"I'm depressed"
>doctor looks at anon with scowl
>"I don't believe you and I refuse to take your money for ongoing treatment of some meme disease that I just made up. Get outta here"
>get btfo in argument
>Hide thread, close laptop and hide in my basement until I'm sure the thread has died
Who else?
I've literally NEVER lost an argument.
>>29695156
>posting the tumblrfrog
>>29695156
>little eye lights up red
>palms start sweating
>start shaking
>start crying
>start holding my husky plushie
why is this guy popular and why do fedora-wearers follow him? i watched a few videos and cringed as fuck, he's literally regurgitating opinions of the average normiecuck
i do not know who that is, he looks familiar though
most fedora-wearers I actually met in reallive were reddit-tier guys who identify as communists desu
he unironically believes in the illuminati, there is no point interacting with these people
>tfw high alcohol tolerance
I've been drinming straight vodka since 12 and have great tolerance, it's the only thing I'm proud of
>>29695116
Why's it something to be proud of though? Just means you spend more money on the same results than other people. Completely pointless.
>>29695145
It means I can enjoy more vodka before becoming drunk. I drink for the taste
Yes
Yes indeed
>orgenenano gamu
I present to you ladies and gentleman...
The most magnificent
The most Supreme
The most divine
Elliot Rodger
>>29695095
well presented
the most secretly homo
the most closeted cuck
the most likely to have been a trap if he didn't do the world a favor and kill himself
cool hero you look up to bro!!!!
>>29695095
>Literally so insecure and hated himself so much that he fabricated an entire new reality where they was a conspiracy against him and he was a supreme being in this reality. I wouldn't say that was narcissism, just extreme psychosis left unchecked by his autism and isolation.
>it's a mommy keeps reminding you of your age multiple times a day episode
sorry mommy, not becoming a wagie yet ;)
>>29695067
You shouId show her your "big age" in your pants ;)
Have fun being kicked out onto the streets, frogposter.
>>29695090
B I G C U M S
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What is your sexual experience status?
VOTE NOW
>>http://poal.me/lp4nd5
>>29695058
>Implying I have any sexual experience
11 years left to wizardry.
CMON NORMIE TEAM
WE CAN DO IT
>>29695058
I have no experience IRL but I've made hundreds of guys cum over me online
who /balding/ here ? I tried minixodil max 15 and ended up worse than before, what do you guys use ? I'm thinking about just using the good ol' rogaine, thoughts ?
>>29695052
Accept it, you're in good company
>>29695052
dude, just shave yer head.
minox did nothing for me, just made the itch worse
Rogaine/finasteride i dont dare to try because have read too many forever lifeless dick stories (supposedly 2-3% procent only have side effects but in my experience reading i think its more towards 20%).
Currently trying to shampoo less and washing more with cold water for my sensitive skin.
*lives deliciously*
"heh, thou going somewhere?"
>>29694992
Black Phillip, Black Phillip
Crown upon his head
*kills, cooks, and eats*
heh, thanks for at least letting me eat deliciously *burp*
*throws bones to the dog*
tfw no Thomasin gf
*pulls out magnum dong*
"Come here kiddo"
>>29694904
Mantis! Mantis Toboggan!
>>29694904
Do you have a monster condom?
>>29694904
You gotta pay the troll toll.
How does anyone /nofap/ I haven't abstained one day this year
I did it for a month. I've gotta admit, there are some really positive effects.
How I did it was unintentional, really. I burned myself out on porn the day before by feeling like I had fapped to EVERYTHING. Even Kuroinu wasn't doing it for me. I proceeded to not care about it, and a month passed.
I relapsed because my dick was so sensitive that rubbing it against my bed made me orgasm.
>>29694865
>he feel for /nofap/ broscience meme
you better do noporn than nofap
>>29694955
>you better do noporn
Why do you want to create feminist cucks?
