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>"Sex is just fun :))"
Fucking roasties
>>29697347
>"I'm just exploring my sexuality!! :) :)"
truly they are the worst
but sex IS fun
>"So what if I own a dildo, girls get lonely too ya know Tehe~"
>"GROSS YOU OWN A FLESHLIGHT/ONAHOLE"
Would you have interracial relations with a brown girl?
I don't think women of any race like me very much.
Only once, with protection, to fill my bucket list.
1 black girl
1 Indian
1 Hispanic
And so on
2D brown? Yes
3D brown is disgusting.
Want to know why?
BECAUSE 2D IS PURE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Watch a happy highschool anime
>Remember how much of the past I've wasted
It gets better...right?
No it doesn't. HS is the peak of ones youth and HS love is the purest kind of love there is. If you missed out on these, you pretty much missed out on the best time of your life.
I'm just sitting here in my room in my parents house, and I have nothing in my life. I cant even enjoy anime right now.
I should be filling out job applications but I dont even want a job. I just want to die but I'm too much of an emotionally numb coward to kill myself.
>>29697337
>watch a shounen show
>imagine being the MC
>imagine fighting a bad guy in front of everyone at school
>imagine it being broadcast on national tv
You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't go to the gym
i do and it made me a lot comfier/motivated
>>29697141
Gains would ruin my aesthetic
>>29697141
SOCIAL INTERACTION REEEEEE
Are men with yellow fever secretly just pedophiles?
>>29697081
Are tarburning roasties openly just lowlives without a single chance in life besides opening her legs up infront of tyrone that'd beat her up after he's done with her?
just desperate more often than not. the number of asians makes it a lot easier for anyone to get laid with one.
there are plenty of white and hispanic girls who look younger than they are. secret pedophiles are mentally retarded so they don't date anyone.
bump for god sake dont 404 plz
>be me
>3 years ago, before I went full robot
>text grill
>asks my dick size
>"trust me anon! I just am curious, I won't tell anyone."
>5.5", sometimes 6"
>she tells her friends and says that is a small dick, get called small dick by her and her friends
>girl refuses to talk or text me
>almost kill myself when I find out she told her friends my dick size
GOD ROASTIE CUNTS I FUCKING HATE THESE PEOPLE, WE WERE 16 AT THE TIME, WHO DOES THAT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29697071
>trusting roastie whores
Guess you learned a valuable lesson that day anon.
>tfw 7.75 inches
I learned recently size doesn't matter at all aslong as you're straight.
I have a big cock and it did nothing for me until I started fucking guys.
What's wrong with anglos?
>>29697034
Too much inbreeding.
>>29697034
nothing
we are the greatest people on earth
>>29697034
We let the impure live.
who /unironically listen to rap/ here
i can't stop, they say your musical tastes form in the early years and stay with you for life. it's so true, when i was like 12-13 i started listening to rap and filled up a ipod nano with tons of it and just listened all day. now i listen to shitty trap, drug rap and meme rap for my fix
objectively i know it's shit but my ears like hearing a beat and words rhyming.
Kick a door nigga is fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlZgiK6FiO0
Underground rap is where the good shits at.
>>29697094
yeee Gucci is the man
>Work part time job for 3.20 usd per hour (in my currency)
>have like 240 usd per month
>lives with mom, no gf, no hope
Kill me please
>>29696998
I will kill you for $240
I will kill you for $239.99
I will kill you for $250.00 but I will do it humanely.
>tfw no Chad bf/fuck buddy in an entire month and the ugly orbiters are closing in on me
>#foreveralone
does any other fembot know this feel?
>fembot
no such thing
>female on /r9k/
rare
Maybe if you didn't weight a kiloton you wouldn't have small bodies in orbit.
>I haven't had hot bf in a MONTH.
>thinks she's a fembot
Haha okay
Is having a perfect pair of tits the best feature to be born with? The world is literally at your feet. There is no equivalent for men - male models get paid shit and even chads have to work full time to be rich
>>29696955
who is that whore in your gif?
>>29696955
Spoiler: No babies are ever born with tits, perfect or otherwise.
literally the best tits in the entire game of thrones series
What do when all you want is to die but you don't want to hurt your family by killing yourself?
>>29696857
Pay a hit man to kill you.
>>29696857
Wait for them to pass first. I respect my dad too much to have him suffer if I kill myself. I initially vowed to off myself once I hit 30 if nothing in my life has improved but at this point I'll wait until I'm completely alone.
Why do you care how your family will feel? You'll be dead anyway.
I've been considering suicide for a long time now (too much of a pussy to actually do it) but this isn't even a factor to me.
is Cuckio the best meme ever created?
Cuckio is hilarious
This deserves a bump
>>29697348
I agree, friend. Cuckio is the future. Here, have a rare Cuckio. You can't save it, but you can take a picture of it with your phone, or just remember how it looks really well and use the memory for your own personal enjoyment.
post more need them to start my collection
>normies who follow "celebrity gossip"
>normies who read "lifestyle magazines"
>>29696766
>What celeb got boobie implants :DDDDDdD
>>29696890
>oh my god x celebrity is dating y celebrity but actually loves z celebrity
>>29696890
>>29696910
>>29696766
>lol this guy used a meme wrongly on this image based anonymous internet forum
>lol this guy's post ended in a certain, inevitable number, let's praise and be impressed by it
Pot calling the kettle black.
I feel bad for people who will never bond with a cat, for those who know how to actually connect with one its so rewarding, better than anything ive had with a dog, its so much more genuine when they come to you and start licking or headbutting you
>>29696726
I love my cat. I hope more anons post their cats
Here's mine
>bonds
>with cats
>more rewarding than a dog
My babies
Oregnao petroleum
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