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I'm taking my first bath in 3 days right now, this is the first time I've had permanent accommodation in 3 days too. Last night I played homeless simulator 2016 and slept inside an outdoor shopping mall and the day before that slept in torrential rain in a shitty tent that couldn't hold up, with no flat ground and no dry clothes. My feet look like I switched with my grandma and they hurt like fucking crazy after wearing wet boots and socks for 48 hours. Between the last 2 days I've had about 3 hours sleep. I never thought I could hate rain, not in a million years, but you better fucking believe I do now. I used to like cold weather too, but even if you're wearing multiple layers the cold wind will cut through them like a knife since your body craves a certain warmth when it's ready to sleep.
I was getting really sick of being a NEET and told myself travel and the outdoors would be so much more exciting and uplifting than my current situation, I lurked on /out/ for about a month jizzing my pants about taking the world head on and making a challenge for myself and then packed my shoulder-destroying 80L backpack full of dumb shit I wouldn't need and set out.
I'm so homesick for my bed, my PC, and a a sheltered house to watch the rain from a safe distance right now. Never take easy living for granted my niggers. That said though I recommend anyone suffering from depression and anxiety take a big trip out their comfort zone, it is helping me a lot mentally.
Shout out to the lads in Rabbit, I miss chilling with you guys watching Tales From the Crypt.
What series of events led to you being homeless?
>>29697716
I think about doing this a lot. Read about this guy to help you through the hard times.
http://www.abc.net.au/local/photos/2015/05/15/4236612.htm
>>29697735
I still have a home, at the other side of the country. But me and my 2 friends arranged a stay at this rural farm where we'd do work in exchange for food and board and the host decided we weren't trustworthy enough to stay on the farm when she wasn't there and kicked us out fucking up our schedule. My friends fuck around a lot.
Okay how do I fix my autism in my dreams?
Each fucking time when a girl approaches me in my dreams and wants to have sex. She even does fucking sex ritualistic dances and stuff. I completely autistly go help children or fucking help old ladies in my dream.
Tell them that she has pretty eyes and walk over to let the dog out.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
Especially this dream made me mad where a beautiful blonde girl came up to me and pulled down her bra and started to dance looking directly in to my eyes. She had green blue eyes and a sincere smile. She was into me in my dreams. All I did was take of my shirt, show her my gains and lifted up my left and right breast two times and ran out of the door yelling IT IS TRAINING TIME BITCHES!
Somebody needs to help me, I am losing my mind.
You arent the creator of your dreams nigger, you just get to watch them.
The creator, the other consciousness inhabiting the subconcious regions of brain matter in your head doesn't like you very much.
>>29697742
How do I beat that motherfucker and get less autistic in my dreams.
>>29697768
you dont roach
he is the manipulator
>people say that the coalburner nigger loving white women meme is true
>I'm a complete virgin and have never even held hands or kissed a girl and I'm black
>tfw someone from here would probably kill me during the beta uprising even though I'm so beta yesterday that a Chad said that I should pay for his food acting like he was joking around and put his hand on my shoulder so I did
When is it going to be my time /r9k/?
Speak for yourself. I'm black and I've been with girls of all races (mainly white though)
You're just a little bitch probably
>>29697669
What's wrong with being a little bitch?
>>29697713
Girls don't like little bitches
Don't be a faggot, become a Rabbit
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
be a fagot fuck off to >>>/soc/ with your circlejerk shit
>>29697637
You call this a thread!
>>29697664
Fuck off you antisocial normalfag.
REMINDER:
Robot to these people means ANYONE that goes on /r9k/, you will be mocked if you disagree with that being the meaning of robot here
only normies use C R O W D E D popular rabbit rooms
robots that use rabbit rooms only use them sparingly, rooms that arent advertised here are overpopulated and have a set "clique" that you will NOT get into, these rooms are NOT comfy if you are a robot but if you would enjoy being in a room irl with 10+ people all trying to have a conversation at the same time from across the room with eachother then this is a "comfy" place for you
*steps around the corner*
Heh, where do you think you're going kid?
*Unsheathes legendary katana of one thousand fedoras*
>>29697624
Heheen~
*music starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sr349qR9s8
You don't stand a chance, ningen.
>>29697624
"You wanna disrespect amime?"
"well i hope you have a good place to hide.... Mother fucker"
>>29697645
Heh, atleast you're not boring
*Performs my secret fedora slash*
*Your body is vaporised in an instant as I suddenly appear behind you*
Nice try, kid
>peeing immediately after fapping
>>29697607
pipes are clen now
>>29697607
i have to do it because of >>29698602
Pissing 2 minutes after cumming is ideal.
10minute-3hours after burns, so I clear it out before then.
>Be me
>24
>in mah room playing vidya
>just woke up from day of sleeping in
>Mom calls me
>She made meatloaf
>Go eat, it's good I guess
>Then I noticed she cooked in fucking onions
>I spit it out and refused to eat it
How do I get over my irrational dislike of onions and other vegies?
I don't think girls like guy's with a shit taste in food.
>>29697589
I don't know senpai, diced onions in burgers are great, cooked onions are shit tier though.
jesus so how autistic are you
do you hit yourself?
i hate it when people put in fucking shit tier veggies inside the pure meat
Ruins everything
Blackbots, how do you feel about 4chan being obsessed with black people?i can't even go on /fa/ without seeing someone talking about black people. You would think if they hate black people so much, black people wouldn't be on their minds 24/7.
>>29697584
BEBE here you are
What's the name of the mulatta model you were posting yesterday?
Also the mulatto dude?
>>29697584
I think the fact that we bother them so much essentially gives us power over their emotions and feelings. It's funny really.
>>29697625
Jackson hale
http://instagram.com/jacksonghale
He also has a tumblr that he posts his photography and art shit on
http://iamgarbled.tumblr.com
>tfw no grimmie gf
>>29697533
Nothing personnel.
*bang bang bang*
>>29697533
God she's beautiful
I would approach her, legs shaking, and insert my long, throbbing request for a dinner date slowly into her delicate ears. "Yes, oh god, yes," she would say softly, her cheeks flushing, her body quivering in anticipation of 7:30 tomorrow evening.
I would arrive at her home the next evening, my girthy black vehicle trembling with the movement of the engine. Slowly, she would slide into my car, completely unlubricated. I can almost feel the ecstasy, just from typing it. I would present her with a bouqet of beautiful flowers. She would use them to penetrate a wet, gaping vase, then we would be on our way.
Upon arrival, I would open her car door for her so hard she wouldn't be able to hold in a scream of "what a gentlemen!" we would enter the restauraunt, slowly at first, then picking up pace as the arousal in our stomachs grew. Over dinner, we would converse so hard it would make the other patrons stare, getting to know one another on a deep, warm, wet level. After dinner, we would go for a walk around the historical downtown district, my legs and hers moving in such beautiful, sacred tandem.
We would then pull out of the city and insert ourselves into my throbbing black vehicle once again. I would drop her off at home, lean in for a passionate first kiss, and depart after suggesting we do it again soon, and that I would call her. "Oh god, please. Give me more," she would say, breathless and spent. Then I'd go home and jack off.
>>29697533
Am I the only one who doesn't find her attractive?
My friend even liked her before she died and I was always telling her how ugly Christina is. I wouldn't date her, for me she's 3, max. 4/10.
>has brown eyes
>likes dogs
>likes horses
>wants an 'adventure'
>uses her phone constantly
>supports left wing political parties
>>29697532
She sounds fun, anon.
>>29697532
Red flags for what exactly?
Raising a family? any relationship at all?
>20doubledigits
>Being a woman
>>29697532
>likes dogs
Literally impossible for me to get a bf
>(You)
>someone acknowledged you
>dopamine hit
>feel happy for a short while
Haha not even gonna quote OPand sage
>>29697525
here you go man, enjoy that dopamine <3
>>29697525
Have a picture of a cute husky too.
>get really drunk last night alone like usual and get almost blackout drunk
>wake up with an email saying I ordered a knife and dildos
>my butt feels weird so I'm guessing I shoved the sharpie up it
>still have my tranny fucking a guy video up from last night and wearing my thong and bra
Who else /wildnight/ her
>a knife and dildos
woah there
that doesn't sound like it'll end well
>>29697457
I needed a knife to cut stuff at work and a dildo as a joke to myself
>T is for TURN UP
Can you imagine what life as a 5/10 female must be like in dating?
Literally doing zero work, guys throw themselves at you all the time. Never experience rejection, unrequited love or loneliness. Custom bf on demand at all times. Hell you can even hit on guys if you wanted.
To top it off, if you want to be a housewife, you can reject a guy for not making enough money to be able to support you! Must be nice.
>>29697369
I'd still rather be a guy you raging faggot.
if the vast majority of dudes are perfect, loving boyfriends who take all the initiative and never cause problems, then why can't you be one?
also comparing men to women is like comparing a hard drive to a graphics card. losers have functionally the easiest life because they literally do nothing.
>>29697398
>point out how rigged the system is
>lol man up faggot git gud
t. Alpha Male, this is why we need sexbots
>almost 23
>look like a fucking 14 year old
kill me senpai
>people complaining about being youthful
when will this meme end
>>29697367
T-That's cute though
Just bring your ID everywhere in case you need to do +18 stuff. Looking young won't be a turnoff for most people
>>29697392
>>29697393
NO. having a childlike appearance when you are a grown man is not in any fucking way a good thing.
https://reddit.com/r/socialanxiety/comments/4qo5xe/thinking_of_suicide_everyday/
>DUDE CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE SO THE COPS CAN TAKE YOU TO THE LOONY BIN AGAINST YOUR WILL LMAO SURELY THIS WILL IMPROVE YOUR SITUATION IN LIFE
>DUDE GO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND INTERACT WITH PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH THE ENTIRE REASON YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO THE SIMPLEST OF SOCIAL INTERACTIONS LMAO
>DUDE IT GETS BETTER LMAO I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU OR YOUR SITUATION BUT ACCEPT MY PATRONIZING, BASELESS STATEMENT AS FACT ANYWAY LOL
>>29697364
>Feeling suicidal? Good. The world is now your oyster.
>>29697364
>Just think of how bad your life could be. Just look at all those war torn countries.
Killing yourself is just another futile act in a life full of futile acts, nonexistence cannot be demonstrated to be preferable to existence. Those are the two real reasons to not do it.
