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I've done it.
I got invited to a party, had a good time, chatted with girls and boys alike.
I've dwelled in my room for (4) years, and now I'm finally free. I'm living now. People enjoyed my company, and I got invited to another event in the near future.
>My phone screen is broken now though
I'm normal now, I'm not a robot anymore.
>Farewell friends, I don't paln on coming back here in the future
Congrats you freed yourself from this hole
>>29694446
Soon we will have a greentext story about how you thought you could be a normie but something reminds you your robotic behavior.
>>29694446
I went to parties and have friends who invite me to do stuff all the time. I'm still a 27 years old khv.
You need to do more than just "putting yourself out there" as they say, to escape.
>tfw you walk past the perfect girl knowing you'll never see her again or get to know her
>walk past the perfect husky knowing you'll never cuddle it and own it
By looking at only her outward appearance and deciding this it's obvious that you perceive women as purely sexual objects and will remain single for the rest of your pathetic existence.
>tfw that woman is only perfect in your lonely mind
and fuck off anime girl husky poster. fuck you and your goddamn dogs
Would you let your teenage daughter dress like this?
I wouldn't have daughters
>>29694416
She's not even teenager
if my daughter looked like that then who did i fuck
>there are women browsing this board atm
>there are women looking at this thread right now
h-hi
>>29694409
Hi dude
On my phone at work
>>29695000
fucking whore
ibsoafisnhoianhcioanbd
>>29694409
h-hi a-anon
h-how are you.....doing?
Reminder,
Men age like wine.
Women age like milk.
>>29694408
and twinks don't age ever
Tic-toc fem"bots"
>>29694420
because they an hero when they start to look like men again
Went to a strip club with a friend, I am sure I looked totally out of place, but I didn't care.
I didn't do anything autistic until one of the girls offered me a lap dance, I declined cus I knew it would cost a lot, but I did give her my real name instead of making one up. 5/10 normie experience
Should have got the lap dance desu senpai.
I've never understood the point of strip clubs. Why not go all the way and go to a brothel?
>>29694815
strippers will fuck you if you act nice and give em a little extra money. true story, one time i went to a strip club and got a private dance for 45 minutes from some young girl who was all over me. i told her to meet me at my car and i would make it worth her while and ended up driving 30 miles out into arizona desert and leaving her there. not sure what happened to her but i never went back to the club
>that feel when i lather my dick in licocaine and give my gf the deep hard pounding her pussy deserves
>that feel when i shake the bed while bouncing her on my dick
>her pussy drips with ecstasy
>>29694342
>her pussy drips with ecstasy
i thought you were using cocaine?
>>29694351
lololol no liocaine. it numbs you good, so you literally can fuck for an hour straight.
>>29694376
or just actually enjoy sex and not cum early like a faggot
>tfw have 50 unplayed video games but don't want to play any of them
>tfw they're all probably shit anyway
no, anon, it is you who are shit
>>29694273
it's alright op many of us are in this situation
iktfb
it's utter devesation when you reach the stage of depression where video games and watching movies and tv shows feel more like a chore than entertainment
is anyone else really self conscious about their teeth? like everyone I know has perfect white straight teeth but I never got braces and I have a huge gap between my 2 front teeth sort of like pic related
is it really a big deal or do people not care
Get braces. It's not too late.
>>29694287
im turning 21 in a couple months, im pretty sure the cut off point is like 16 y/o or some such
>>29694315
The older you get, the less likelihood braces will actually benefit you. Ideally you should get them in your early teens.
>20 years old
>live in land of the free
>autistic as shit
>hear that alcohol helps a lot with that
>going to college in the fall
>have a few grand sitting in my bank account because I'm frugal as shit
Should I buy a fake ID /r9k/? Anyone have any experience with it?
If you want to drink in college you din't beed a fake i.d. Just show up at a party. Find the beer and go to town on it.
>>29694267
O-oh. I dont know how well that'd go. I'd give it a shot, but I also want to just drink alone desu
>>29694206
You seem like a cutie want to be my gf? I can buy alcohol for you.
Have you given praise to the chaos god today, anon?
>downloading pepes from imgur
Please leave
>>29694199
I give praise to the Husky God every day.
>>29694516
my frog folder is larger than you can possibly imagine
Just taking a quick jaunt down to Waitrose, old chap.
Could I pick you anything up?
>>29694193
Yeah pick me up a husky senpai.
>>29694193
>Dat obvious bodyguard behind him
Get back to the office and get us out the EU you scummy little git
>>29694193
The do Veal burgers that are fucking delicious and I don't even care if they cost 6 quid for two. They're the nicest burgers I've ever eaten.
Oh, I'll have a 7 quid Charlie Bingham microwave lasagna.
I'm really bored and I'm lonely.
Can someone please suggest something for me to do? I can give you a (you) in return
>>29694128
Bundle up, make a hot drink, go outside, take the drink with you, and stargaze
>>29694128
>Can someone please suggest something for me to do?
remove your tripcode
>>29694128
Rearrange whatever furniture you have
Now gimme a (you)
Would you date a girl that kinda looks like a guy?
>>29694112
I think that's a guy that kinda looks like a girl.
>>29694112
>qt not wearing any makeup
what the fuck thats a 6/10, are you fags really picky?
>this is a 10/10 in Scandinavia.
Anybody else randomly hear voices when they're exhausted?
not voices but sounds.
it get's really annoying when they're door knocks or a ringing phone.
even woken up to a skype notification pop up that wasn't there.
That's a symptom of sleep deprivation.
I hear music inside white noise and silence.
