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>shitposting
>bad shitposts, 14 replies max
>just waiting for a interesting thread to come up
gonna kill myself with pic related bye guise
>>29691089
with a walther p38?
no.
you will not.
you will go shoot a school with an uzi.
and you will become apart of r9k HISTORY.
>>29691453
do i ree loudly and yell "FOR R9K"?
or will that get the board in trouble?
>>29691976
it would probably get this board shut-down
along with the rest of 4cancer
who else /raped/ here?
>tfw only just came to terms with it
2.5 years of an abusive relationship. Lots of emotional and physical abuse, raped countless times and subjected to horrible fetishes.
Gotten over the hurt, shock, and self-blame, still dealing with the consequences to my sanity.
>one of my earliest memories involve being molested/abused while family member sits by and watches
>recently had someone send me a picture of them in their underwear
>was entirely unexpected
>started gagging
>>29691146
>and subjected to horrible fetishes
you knew people were going to want to know what you mean.
>got woken up by sounds of things being knocked down
>hear scratching sounds from my closet and dresser
>open them
>nothing there
>mfw
I'm too scared to try and go back to sleep, what should I do? Nothing's been knocked over and my room is clean. Am I just hearing things? It wouldn't be the first time.
>>29691050
>>open them
>>nothing there
You idiot; you LET IT OUT
It could be anywhere. They can cling to walls, and can only be seen in ultraviolet light.
OH GOD SOMETHING IS BANGING AROUND DOWNSTAIRS PLEASE SOMENE HELP ME
>>29691080
How would it of gotten in there in the first place if it can't leave on it's own?
What sites that aren't 4chan do you think are robot friendly and you browse regularly?
reddit.com/r/foreveralonewomen
>>29691049
I can't figure out if moot is ugly or not
>>29691103
He's successful
so no.
what kind do you robots like?
these are one of the best brands imo.
>>29691022
These look so good ugh I need some tendies but I'm broke.........
>>29691022
Please tell me you're all deep frying your tendies...you not really using the oven...are you?
>>29691022
I head over to ikea and eat their chicken tenders and fries. Sometimes I get that delicious almond cake as well.
What does living deliciously entail?
butter, apparently
>>29691018
I took it to mean he fucked her in the ass
>>29691064
that too yeah
Would you date a grill with big feet?
>wanted to save pic
>it's a pic for ants
Yes pls
Bigger feet = more feet on my face
>>29691026
Here's a better pic for you
Normie bunker!
ITT we dicuss feels robots don't know
>tfw the missus says she's down for a threesome with a mutual female friend
normals can't feel
they're just npcs
>>29691005
>they're just npcs
She'll invite Tyrone for your next threesome.
Who else feels as if they weren't made for these times and/or this world?
Is it just a symptom of my autism?
>>29690971
I often feel the same way. Actually i shitpost Brian Wilson regularly on here, cool to see someone else doing this. Love his music.
>>29691084
I feel alien in a world of my own kind, it hurts, man.
Brian Wilson is a cool guy, I'll be seeing him on the 10th.
>>29691111
It really does. I actually saw him recently on his tour. The show was good but Brian looks like he's in pain most of the time. He, you, and I just weren't made for this time I suppose.
When was the last time you had physical skin-skin contact with a girl, aside from relatives, handshakes, or grazing of hands when exchanging money or objects?
>tfw 1,475 days.
>>29690924
Never have I
>>29690975
Never? It doesn't have to be intimate.
I believe you though, because if you did, you would remember.
High school I guess.
Why does trolling have to have a political agenda these days? Why can't it just be for the luls like it used to be, just harmless namecalling without all the stormfaggotry and vitriol...
>>29690916
>for the luls
why did that turn me on
>>29690916
i like it. i like shilling for trump and an END to western degeneracy. ALLAH AKBAR, PRAISE TRUMP!
>>29690916
Politics is the endgame for butthurt. There's nothing better.
You think I should cut back on the junk food anon?
Do you think I'm getting fat?
>>29690828
yeah you ugly kardashian looking whore
your taste is shit OP go back to Twitter or Instagram
>>29690828
her legs look like a part of a machine, only from flesh
>>29690828
>Do you think I'm getting fat?
please don't talk to me...(walks away)
What are you guys doing?
Post what you're doing.
Listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhGov2HQCLQ
Doing pic relatedteam right now is Fearow, Leafeon, Magmar, Magneton, Gigalith, Swoobat
a friend of mine was diagnosed with cancer and she tried to kill herself today
i think i missed the point sorry
>>29690959
Women are such fucking drama queens.
my current XY team is Grotle, Furret, Charmeleon, Scraggy, Helioptile, and Tirtouga
Abstract feels thread:
>tfw I am getting older but women in porn will always be 18-25
>anime girls I fall in love with are always in high school
>want a perfect gf
>the gf I want never goes outside
True suffering.
>want to break contact with all of society, don't want to see people anymore
>still shitpost on a Mongolian gardening board
>>29690935
>need new hobby
>tfw would end up shit posting all day on a South Korean medicinal fish trading forum
Ask a lonely fembot anyfing
I'll start with the obvious question. Is you really fembot?
>>29690751
Yes I am. There's no way to prove it, you'd probably still think I'm a guy even if a posted body pics.
I'm going to ask you to fuck off
nobody wants you here
you don't belong here
go to soc
