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alternative is best but post anything from the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4
>>29689183
This thread won't last since /r9k/ is mostly late millenials and gen Z's, unfortunately, but I'll contribute,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1umEXpGHc0E
bump
pls dont die i need this tongiht
>>29689183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYGRflMgKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixf_NfKjXkA
Did you go out and socialize tonight?
Not tonight. Not any night.
I actually went and played some ping pong with my neighbor.
I'm slowly getting better, robots
No. I hate it so i stopped
I don't even have the energy to shitpost anymore
And yet you just did.
Small steps friend.
>>29689121
Yeah i just start writing a response and like "fuck this shit" close the tab and go back to lurking.
Same. I've made thousands and thousands of shitposts in my 7 years on this board and have had hundreds of bans but I don't find it fun anymore. I'm not sure if I've changed or this place has.
Masculinity is the thesis, femininity is the antithesis. The resulting synthesis is domination of masculinity over femininity, aka love. This is always true to some degree regardless of sexual orientation. In a heterosexual relationship, the male represents masculinity and the female has femininity, but there are exceptions. Robots are among the exceptions.
If you cannot fit into the equation, if you cannot assert dominance and desire as a male should, you have no choice but to take on the submissive role. As a beta male, it is unrealistic to expect a female who is more submissive than you, to just come to you and make you feel better about your own inadequate nature. You have no choice but to seek a relationship as the feminine element, meaning you can either be the pussy-whipped beta husband or the bitch of another man.
Why haven't you done it yet if you're so desperate for companionship and sex? It's the only way. If you think you can have the same thing that a Chad has, then that's the reason you're still alone.
It's your own irrational thought process that's been keeping you single and lonely. All in your head. Only delusions eating away at you.
Or maybe you realize love is not all that great.
>>29689086
But I do want to be the submissive element to a dominant woman, I just don't want to be abused.
That's why I don't bother with relationships. I know I'm undesirable. At least escapism can dull the pain.
>>29689144
No, you just don't want to put in the minimal effort being a man takes
Who else here /catfish/?
Have you ever milked your followers for money? Gifts? Anything?
What do you pretend to be?
Do y'all pretend to be a trap/pregnant/amputee to try and get those sweet sweet dollars from thirsty fetishists?
Ever called a person to meet you somewhere? What'd you do to them?
It's not called catfishing, it's e-whoring.
>>29689168
When you're not a grill it's catfishing
Bumper cars bumping cars
I just want to stick my dick in crazy.
>>29689080
I know this feel t o b e h o n e s t
>>29689080
>>29689341
Can relate as well
Gets my cock hard
what does /r9k/ think about blowjobs?
>>29689041
>cut dick
surely that guy isn't feeling anything
cut guys can't even get off to a blowjob, you have to tug their dick for 5 minutes
>>29689041
I prefer unprotected vaginal sex but it's nice to lay back and let her do all of the work sometimes.
>webm
That's too many penises!
>blowjobs
This thread is going to end up being about us giving them isn't it?
>Reading a thread
>Some anon gives an opinion
>Think to myself "yeah, he's p much right"
>Another anon replies to anon 1
>completely contradicting him
>Think he's right and feel dumb about previously agreeing with the first anon
Happens everytime. It's like i accept everything I read
Thank God no
>>29689040
but you don't accept everything you read
>>29689040
You probably have subnormal intelegence.
What's one small thing that could happen to you that you feel would make all the difference.
Something you feel is not too much to ask but is never actually within reach.
What simple things would make you happy?
>>29689010
>What's one small thing that could happen to you that you feel would make all the difference
+2 Million Dollars on my bank account
>Something you feel is not too much to ask but is never actually within reach.
+2 Million Dollars on my bank account
>What simple things would make you happy?
+2 Million Dollars on my back account.
Seriously. Give me that much money and i'm set for life.
>>29689010
That's a really good question.
I've been thinking about it and can't come up with anything.
Maybe I'm being particularly depressed right now...
>>29689010
I don't think I can be helped. Not easily anyway.
Sometimes though I wish I could be making a positive difference in people's lives.
>live in Florida
>have a headache
>loud ass bugs and frogs outside making noises
>normies lighting off fireworks
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT UP
KILL ALL ANIMALS
KILL ALL BUGS
KILL ALL NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I CANT GET ANY PEACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29688948
*teleports behind you, holds ice katana to your throat* DON'T talk about killing animals like that, kid...
Okay that's exactly what I'm feeling right now
What part of Florida bro
>>29689020
The city so nice they named it jacksonville
Do you think your mom ever fucked a black guy before she married your dad?
>>29688919
What if my father is black? Does that make the situation any different?
according science, once you go black, never go back, so not possible
>>29689268
No, but now /r9k/ will hate your mere existance because they need something to feel better than, and /pol/ is rampant.
is it like cigarettes? i know people always say that cigarettes are good but i always get sick and nausious from tobacco. is marajuana like that where you feel dizzy and cant stop sweating and want to puke? also do you lose the ability to move at regular speeds and know hat is going on around you?
>>29688912
Sex is like naked people hugging, and mom covers your eyes because it is against the good L-rd's will that man and women be indecent since they left the garden.
You got nicotine poisoning, smoking too much nicotine does that. Weed feels and tastes different. It's different for every person. For me i get lazy and everything feels great so i usually jerk off and eat food. Everyone should try it once
weed will make you GAY
I've tried everything. I'm fit, I go to the gym everyday, I spend at least 30 minutes in the mirror each day after every shower trying to ensure I look my absolute best, I wear shoe lifts to make me look 5'11, I buy trendy clothes, girls tell me I'm attractive on the internet, I try to stay informed about various topics so I can have a decent conversation, I have Tinder, I have friends, I get invited to parties, I have a job, I have a car, I'm going to college, whatever your shitty reddit self improvement advice is I've done it. YET, women still won't talk to me. If they talk to me on Tinder they'll talk at most for a couple days than abruptly stop talking. Women never come up to me or approach me. What the FUCK???
Don't listen to any memes. Self improvement is a scam. The point is women can sense betas, awkward fucks, robots, and they want absolutely nothing to do with you. No matter how pretty the packaging, you're still damaged goods on the inside. Don't even try, it's not worth it and will just make you want to kill yourself in the end.
You care too much. Stop. Find happiness that isn't attached to anything, then watch your life improve like magic.
Have you tried...just being yourself?
No seriously you sound like you spent all this time trying to look good without developing an actual personality.
>>29688900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvaVWdJRQM
who/what is ultimately to blame for elliots actions?
Women are to blame.
the wimen are to blame. They don't date nice guys with BMWs Everything do is wrong
Women for being passive and having high standards
Ah fuck boys I need some help. I visited my sister's house with our parents for a fourth of July celebration earlier tonight and I realized something disturbing. I think my niece is attracted to me.
She's my sister's oldest child, from before she married. I remember I was 18 the year she was born. Her other two kids are with her husband and my niece I think has felt left out as the stepchild. We bonded a lot when she was little and my sister was living with us. Now that she's into puberty it seems like it's developed into some kind of weird daddy issues thing she's got going on. She was getting really carried away with transparent touching and obvious innuendo. Literally grabbing at my penis repeatedly at one point as a "joke," yeah, she was definitely smiling.
I just kind of distanced myself (hands in the air, not aroused) and left before she did anything too stupid. She's a good kid and I'm glad she's not getting teen pregnant or something but really wtf.
any younger anons can tell me
how do i make her chill?
You'll have to be mean to her. Tell her that's gross and she should ashamed. It's a quick solution sure to give her some complex about her daddy issues, which should keep her out of trouble for awhile. Or you could awkwardly ignore her like the r9k wussy boy you are. Or you could fuck her and post webms of it here. Your choice.
It could just be a phase. I say just ride it out. Don't neglect her, because that could compound it, but create some distance. Like, involving her half-siblings as well as her in any activities you do. Once the hormones settle down, she will probably realise what she's been doing and cringe to herself.
