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>tfw only son
Who else knows this feel ?
better than having a normie brother who outshines you in every aspect hehe : )
I do.
>will never marry
>will never have a kid
>this is the end of my father's family line
it sucks because parents always expect successful sons and grandchildren
>tfw your bf won't do anal
gr8 b8 m8
Thanks, you fucking mods for banning my unoriginal comment.
>tfw your bf makes you do anal
>>29688191
>your bf goes ass to pussy
>you get sepsis and are now in intensive care on intravenous antibiotics
RUH ROH
I just want to taste a cock.
>>29688188
try craigslist you literal fag
>>29688188
Where is your location?
Are you a cute boy?
>>29688270
Northern Europe
Kind of cute, but tall and hairy.
I wanna get there but I'm either too afraid or too fucking lazy. Literally I sit on here 24/7 and listen to semisad whine music.
I think I'm going to wait for 1 more close family member to die, then I'll go for it? I always say I'm going to but I know that I won't. I don't know what I'm so scared of.
When the normies are in ashes, then you have my permission to die.
>>29688274
i've actually been thinking about that lately.
thanks, randominternetman. maybe when my mom isn't so anti-gun.
>>29688333
this was sarcasm
>>29688163
please help me i just want to die
Out of sheer curiosity, whyre you here?
Do you actually feel robot? Are you here just to make yourself mad? Are you interested in trying to understand and change the minds of woman hating robots? Do you just feel like enough of a reject every where else that this is yhw only place you have left?
Why come to a place thats as crackpot about women as manhating dyke circles are about men?
>>29688150
I was here before /r9k/ turned into the board for virgin neets to vent
>>29688150
I literally hate my life more than anything and I guarantee each and everyone of you that my life is shittier than all of yours. In fact I'd kill myself if I wasn't such a lazy unmotivated sack of shit with helicopter parents.
>inb4 but you can have sex easily so that means your life is great!
So can you, its called a prostitute, retards.
Because I am depressed and having other people validate my feelings about myself makes me feel slightly less shit.
>It's another " anon spends Saturday night googling the names of his HS crushes" episode
>>29688146
Man I'm in my thirties and still think about my high school crush
>>29688146
you need to stop drinking, Anon
so far:
>spent six weeks in spain working with children
>college
>taken ballet classes to fulfill a dream
>is getting "pretty serious" with someone
>has a good job
>has aged well (early 30s) and will continue if her mom is any indication
>mfw she just friended me and i said that was fine
>she lied
>felt most intense stomach pain of my life
>still pine for petty, childish revenge
name my dog. pic related: my dog.
desperado
>>29688121
FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
which dog?
Do you see your inevitable suicide as an act of sadness or benevolence?
>>29688111
Neither. Simply an end.
It will probably be isolation
As a dignified choice and a positive affirmation of my 'self'. It's not an escape, it's not out of self loathing. I just can't be bothered by all this shit.
>it's been years since i started feeling like i don't connect with 4chan or its posters anymore
>still come back periodically
>been posting less and less since 2010
>it will never go back to the golden age of autism that 2007, it will remain ironic shitposting and post shitposting shitposting plus shilling ad infinitum
>there's literally nowhere else to go on the internet
>you either go outside or go to old places you liked but were overtaken by normalfags
>>29688106
If you can tell the difference between ironic autism and sincere autism then you're the normalfag, fucking leave, this is supposed to be a safe place for autists.
>>29688149
You don't get it because you come from an era of 4channers that are so fucking normie they tolerate social media. Back in the day, FB, Myspace and Gaia were the Reddit boogeyman before normalfags came in by the hundreds of thousands. They were normies, just sligthly less normal but riding the hipster/loser coolwave.
It makes sense. As 4chan grew and got more outside exposure, more people came in but eventually they outnumbered the autistic userbase. Now it's just fucking normies and failed normies thinking they understand shit. Not that the spirit of 4chan was about losers in the first place, it's more about what people talk about and the content itself that changed for the worse.
Shit's lost forever and will never be replaced by something equally good.
>>29688234
If you can tell the difference between ironic autism and sincere autism then you're the normalfag. Do you even understand what autism is? You're claiming you're both mindblind and at the same time can see which minds are which, you fucking liar.
Lies that normies tell you:
>You'll be their boss some day.
>Can't rush love...you won't be alone forever.
>It gets better.
>Sure I want to hang out, I'll call you.
>don't kill yourself anon you have so much to live for
>>29688079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HimvFbossU8
FUCKIN NORMALFFAGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSS
>Just say hi, the worst she can say is no.
>Just go outside, it's easy to make friends.
> NORMIES GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT NOW you are not welcomed here so get out.
nice mem lad its really making me LOL
fuck off back to /r/4chan
Why do normies always have to ruin everything??.
>>29688201
this is not a meme/joke i want all normalfags off this board NOW!!!!! there has been a large number of normies coming in recently & it has to stop fuck off back to wherever you came from with all of you go back on your shitty social media reeeeeee.
I bring you an unanswerable question.
What is more attractive, a tan human with brown hair?
Or a pale human with black hair?
Whatever this one counts as.
>>29688067
is it unanswerable because neither option is actually human?
>>29688103
My friend, that is an anime.
You're suddenly forcefully sexually assaulted by the last person who texted you. How fucked are you?They have to be someone you know in real life
My gf. I would appreciate her taking the initiative and being more forceful.
some Amber Alert...
I guess getting rammed by a white SUV isn't so bad.
>>29688074
you're alright, tripdude
Does anyone else here just want an average gf? It's not like I need a 9/10 or something, even something homely like pic related would work. But I guess even that is too much to ask.
foreveralone.jpg
>>29687910
>But I guess even that is too much to ask.
Id say almost definitely. But why do you want a gf? Is it just to bust nuts or out of genuine desire for a companion?
> I don't need a 9/10 or anything.
>posts a 9/10.
>>29687989
nigga, she's a 7/10 at best. derpy face and no tits.
Only reply if you actually smoke/have smoked weed at one point. I've been smoking weed for about 2 years now and I really like it. Whenever I'm high I feel relaxed, uplifted, and i genuinely find enjoyment in whatever else it is I'm doing. But I cant tell if it's doing more bad than worse. I'll most likely continue to smoke it because I do enjoy it but I'm curious what other people who have been smoking longer than me have to share about their long term experiences. Or just talk about anything weed related really; what you like, what you don't, etc.
>>29687860
DUDE LIKE SMOKE WEED LMFAO
>tfw only smoked weed a few times in my life
>it was back in college with my roommates
>i loved it, i felt pretty relaxed, was laughing at everything, all that stuff
>liked it way more than being drunk because im a lightweight drinker and would usually get sick
>live in bay area
>friendless shut in and too autistic to know how to get weed in biggest weed place in the world
>been dry for a week
>quitting tobacco at the same time
