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>be me.
>college dropout
>out with """friend""".
>his story is the same as mine.
>asks me if I've got any calls about jobs.
>nope.mp3
>says he got 4 calls about different jobs.
>mfw we applied to the same places.
>TFW I'm more qualified than him.
>drop him at his house and go back to my crack shack.
>think about how he's so lucky and life has always gave him good stuff.
>get shit from my father for not doing anything all day.
Why does life has to be so cold and harsh?
Where did I go wrong?
Tell us about your experiences.
>>29684682
>>mfw we applied to the same places.
confirmed underage fag. nobody over 18 would ever do this.
>>29684735
We did.
Actually it was at the ministry of labour so it counts I guess.
They send everyone's papers to every company in the region
>>29684682
My life for the last... year and a half has been good.
I'm waiting for the crash and it's going to be horrible.
>"who is that?"
>"its my little brother, Anon"
>"hes not like you"
>"yeah all he does is stay in his room"
>"hey Anon, come over here and say hi to my friends"
wot do?
>walk out
YO WHAT UP
HEARD THIS NIGGA WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME JUST NOW YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK BEFORE YOU GET HURT AGAIN LITTLE BITCHBOY
>yeah h-hello
>take the food and act extra pathetic just to make the uncomforatable and ruin they lunch
>go to my room and play wow
>>29684673
>stare at them with a blank face for five to ten seconds
>walk away with a face of disgust
With any luck I'd ruin the vibe of his shitty normie luncheon.
>one chance at life
>be born a nigger
why, god
>be black
>make white women share their seat
>equality, bitch
>>29684757
dat bulge tho
>>29684811
looks like it's just his pants
How do i reinvent myself
reinvention is left to people with PR staffs.
you are left with shit tier options
>join a church
>ask to be saved
>say yes to everything they ask of you
>>29684620
You change everything about you. Your interests in fashion, music, movies, literature, and your worldviews.
I've done it several times.
>>29684620
Much easier than imagined, but often the best first step is to leave behind as much of what you used to know as possible. You probably already have some idea the new direction you'd like to head in, the key is more clearing out the stuff you've associated with your current self-image that constantly reminds you of it and makes you think "I am this". Moving to a new town as soon as possible should be a #1 priority for you if you feel the people in your leave see you in a way you don't wish to be seen.
Aside from that, what >>29684843 said applies. Think about how the military trains soldiers. Identity is often built from the outside in, believe basically believe that they are what they habitually do. No one shows up to boot camp a soldier, the only thing that makes them decide to believe they are one is doing "soldier stuff" all day everyday for weeks on end and having most of the people they interact with regularly tell them, "You are a soldier." The transformation in their self-image is surprisingly rapid, and the same basic technique will work for just about any identity overhaul.
How long until a girl doesn't text back should I be worried? I've been talking to this girl who seems really into me and she usually replies pretty quickly. She asked me a question last night, I responded, and she hasn't sent anything back since. That was midnight and it's now 6 here.
Tf man? We were about to go on a date together on the 4th of July too what's the deal?
>last night
you sure she didn't send the question straight before going to bed and just hasn't checked messages yet?
Overall, you should give it at least one logout-login before being worried, if the service you're messaging on shows that. If not, give it 12 hours.
Could also be that the convo reached a natural ending point there, maybe there wasn't anything more for her to say at that point? If she hasn't responded by tonight, send her a new message somewhat on the same topic, but not exactly the same
What was the question, what was the answer, you are also supposed to keep that shit going yourself because women don't have brains and shit.
Fucking relationship advice threads are always vague as fuck.
>midnight
>Now it's six
Maybe she's, I don't know, SLEEPING?
>tfw you want to beat the living shit out of all your family members
anyone else know this feeling?
>>29684616
yes
i want to go to college now that ive spent 3 years working and saving up after high school but i dont think il survive next to these fucking morons
>>29684616
Not all of them no. Only parents for being close minded dull fuckwads, and my sister for being a cunt and leeching off my parents money. My older brother not so much because I've gotten over him being a fanatical fundamentalist; and my younger brothers are all pretty cool.
>>29684616
>I FUCKING HATE HER AND HOW SHE TREATED ME, I DESRVE TO HIT HER
Thoughts on this statement? Right or wrong?
>>29684606
It's right because it's essentially saying "if you're not gonna be involved with the kids don't bother with single moms." If it was something like "I'm a single mom why won't guys date me REEEEEE" then it would be stupid.
>>29684606
tbqh any man willing to "step up to the plate" is a decent person and not a cuckold
however it is not because they are helping the roasty who couldn't keep a marriage together, it is because they are playing an active role in raising the kid so their life is a little less shitty, obviously their mother is a stupid whore and an awful human being
there is enough bullshit in the world as it is, so I can't call them a cuck
>>29684606
Half-right, half-wrong.
The general message is right but you'll be playing daddy depending on when you start taking care of the kid.
If the child understands you're not their dad, good fucking luck because you'll need it. Very dependent on the child if they are "fuck you you're not my dad" or "eh you're alright."
If they don't know, you could at least pretend.
What is your honest opinion on furries?
I am one. I actually hate fursuits and cons and all that autistic shit, but I'm stuck with a furry fetish for some reason. So basically I fap and hope that maybe someday I can find someone who accepts my degeneracy
I find the very idea of them appawling.
If you like fur porn then I don't really care since its your personal thing. Once you get to the fursuit and cons and shit, that's when you should seek mental help.
>Having a high IQ
>Not becoming a doctor
I seriously hope you guys don't do this. Why are you cucking yourself out of the most well-paid, well-respected, secure, panty-wetting, good-boy-point-getting career in the entire world? Literal autists are becoming doctors. All you have to do is memorize a bunch of shit. Seriously, it's the brute force route to riches and bitches.
>>29684500
I'm too lazy to be a doctor and I'd hate having to deal with sick people all day long
>>29684500
Being a doctor is about memorizing things, not being a smart. I understand what yu're getting at though.
>>29684542
Maybe you understand what I'm getting at because I literally wrote:
>All you have to do is memorize a bunch of shit
Lol. I don't think you have the reading comprehension to become a doctor.
>father always tells me to stop being in my room all the time and join the family (aka mom and dad)
>all they do is either sit in their home offices on the computer or watching tv and don't talk to each other
any other robots parents FA?
>>29684461
Nah my parents are normies. My mother seems distraught at how lonely I am. I didn't ask to be born.
>>29684461
Yeah same here. I keep telling them, I more then willing to do stuff with them, but I don't feel like watching TV all the time with them or playing board games. I even told them they could come up with an activity. You know what happened? They just complain some more about me not doing anything with them and coming up with excuses why they can't do anything with me. And also being unable to come up with anything we could do.
So sick and tired of this bullshit. I'm going to be moving out by September.
>>29684461
If they're FA then how did they meet? Because as a kissless virgin getting married is impossible, won't happen for me.
Is it possible to become a normie?
23 years old. Never had a gf. Virgin obviously. Never really had any friends. Don't even remember the last time I went to a social event. Only human interaction I have is at work. Haven't been out on a weekend in years.
Is there any hope? Or is a part of me always going to be this "other" that people will be able to sense? Socially it feels like I am lightyears behind everyone else.
>>29684443
You have to be willing to get out of your comfort zone, which at that point in life is extremely hard to do. It would take a lot of self-discipline. But it is possible if you want it that bad
>>29684443
I'm in the same boat as you. I've pretty much given up at this point. Just too far behind everyone else and I'll never really fit in.
>>29684443
Becoming a normie is like becoming black or getting taller, you're either born a normie or you aren't.
When you masturbate, do you picture yourself as the guy fucking the girlassuming you're heterosexual and not picturing some kind of weird foot-tickling fetish or somethingor are you just a fly on the wall watching two strangers? Or, even worse, are you the cuck?
normally i imagine myself as the girl getting fucked by the guy
im a guy btw
>>29684428
normally i imagine myself as the girl getting fucked by the guy
i'm a girl btw
normally i imagine myself as the girl getting fucked by the guy
im a trap btw
Give your kitter a hug. Post results.
>>29684426
>tfe no cat
Feels bad man. I have zero pussy in my life.
>>29684452
>tfw really want a dog but dad hates pets
>>29684464
My mom's allergic to cats and the few dogs we've had were tiny lap dogs. I just want a medium dog and average cat to be bros with.
How do I retrain my mind to stop holding in farts? I've sharted 6 times this week and every time people notice.
I just want to know how to be okay with farting.
Ifartblood.jpeg
>>29684416
>I've sharted 6 times this week
Maybe you should eat more vegetables? I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not normal.
>>29684554
I'm about to fucking go buy diapers bro.
I can swear it's a fart, let it rip, then try to check if I shit myself without others noticing or smelling.
Gentlemen, I require your aid.
After months of attempting to redpill my normie/oblivious chad roommate ("just be yourself, works for me bro!") to no avail, I decided to use more radical tactics. I shall create a fake chad tinder account and show him what degeneracy a chad can get away with and how slutty a normal girl can be when confronted by an apparent alpha male.
This is where you come in: I need a set of chad-ish profile pics. 2-3 pics of the same person, reasonable quality, no celebrity, not shot professionally to prevent suspicion. You get the gist.
As much as I would like to offer the results of the experiment, the chat logs would be in german, my roommate and I being eurofags. Will deliver results anyway if there is a demand.
Your cooperation shall be deeply appreciated.
Just a single bump, oregano
no need to do it yourself. just save pics from one the threads around here
I'm fairly sure if you go to /fit/ you will find some in about 2 seconds. Good luck OP, May that chad realise the ways of the world.
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