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>there was a random coincidence where you met the love of your life by chance but you missed it
>>29680427
Robots had no chance to begin with
There's no free will (whether the universe is deterministic or indeterministic) so if something didn't happen it wasn't "meant" to happen.
Thoughts just come to you. You can't choose to think something without thinking it, and you can't consciously choose not to think about something (it's like when someone tells you you'll go to hell if you imagine your mom naked)
Should I buy a Royal or Big Mac next time fAm?
I fucking love having a job and being able to spend on whatever I want
Fembots: how hard would you fuck her?
>>29680420
"her"
lol yeah right fag
>>29680420
I want her to pierce my cock with her 12 inch heel so bad.
>>29680505
Not knowing mexichan
Holy shit robots, I just got this in my email. I'm fucking free. What the fuck. Is this even real life anymore?
Tendies for everyone, on me. Chad life here I come.
its a scam familia, even if it wasnt some random guy is gonna cuck you out of 60% of YOUR money
http://www.419scam.org/emails/2016-02/12/00093670.1821.htm
>>29680471
What the fuck are you talking about? It's good grammar and sounds like a white man wrote it. This isn't a scam.
If F2M hormone treatment is possible, and even freely subsidized but the government, why are betas not given beta-to-alpha treatments (BTA) as well?
>>29680344
> but the government
by the government
>>29680344
I am afraid that the cops are gonna arrest me. It seems like I have been hacked. it is le ebin meme, what is going on, wow, the world is scary. Anyways fuck dirty cops who don't get warrants and shoot black kids etc.
F2M is not something people have to do.Trans-ops seem like ways of coping with queerness in an increasingly narcissistic and unfeeling society
>>29680434
They have been giving gays hormone treatments for decades. Alan Turing killed himself over it instead of making far more contributions to mathematics and computer science.
>have roastie slut sister
>recently divorced and two kids she rarely takes care of
>manipulates everyone and uses people for their money
>constantly abuses and takes advantage of my emotional broken mother
>call her out for her degeneracy
>starts spreading rumours on normiebook that i smoke crack
>confront her again pissed off
>gets right on my face
>she wants me to hit her so i can go to jail
>go home instead and punch a hole through the wall
>pic related
>>29680329
Get a goddamn lawyer.
Sue for Libel
I excommunicated my entire family for their bullshit.
Especially my siblings.
Not a goddamn regret to be had.
bump
originamo
>>29680329
Me and my brother were always very close, like two peas in a pod. We'd get mistaken for each other all the time and we liked all the same shit. Over time he became more of a far-left normie type while I'm a right-wing robot. We never talk about politics or anything like that but there's this coldness there that wasn't there before. I dunno, it's hard to explain. Something is off Feels bad man.
post your Skype username and I'll add you to talk about whatever you're feeling. we can have a back and forth or I can simply listen. if you're paranoid about using Skype then leave a throwaway email.
>>29680300
shinitai13
heraklinos2
>>29680300
skype is bachinobi
Okay, real question. Let's say you meet a virgin QT, chances are she's religious. She is waiting until marriage, but fortunately these girls usually marry quick anyway.
Here is the question. Would you guys just roll the dice as to this chick's sex drive? Is there any indicator? There is nothing worse, evidently, than a sexless marriage. Seems like a huge risk.
>>29680245
>Would you guys just roll the dice as to this chick's sex drive?
I'd be a bit worried, but yeah, I'd take the risk.
I would have gauged it before though.
You're supposed to talk about these things...
And you can get an impression while messing around (even if it's just heavy petting or cuddling or whatever).
I'm really not into the virgin wife meme though. I might be a bit worried she hasn't gotten her Chad fix yet and figure out she missed out on everything and cheat on me or divorce me to go find herself.
>>29680245
I'll make her swear on the fucking bible she's gonna let me put my wiener inside of her and molest her all I fucking want "so help me god".
>>29680245
Well thought, it is not so bad. I was happier as a virgin. Now my bed is too empty and I make many mistakes, being a robot, trying to fill it.
Probably having sex with your fiancee is the best procedure
I hate it. you know what i am talking about
>shoping in random electronic store
>walking occasionaly past the anime section
>every fucking animu is school genre related
>Always some autistic memelord is involved for creating another meme club that suits his/her purpose
>Allah da drama about .finding sum friends cuz I lack confidence.meme
I have those thoughts everytime I walk past it to get some bud spencer movies
Anyway, proof me some good animes to watch. OP will deliver.
>>29680242
TTGL
only good anime
>>29680242
>proof
Provide?
Watch Parasyte, or tell me your opinion on it.
Watching wolfs rain right now. It's kind of obscure but surprisingly good.
"each member of the group is going to talk about themselves for a minute as an icebreaker. how about we start with you, anon?"
>>29680225
>I always open with " I watch anime and play video games"
>noone ever talks to me about playing games or watching anime
>>29680225
>be freshman in class of juniors in English
>one other freshman in class, girl I went to middle school with
>teacher does this stupid shit game
>decide to mention my guitar because i like playing it
>teacher calls on other freshman first
>she mentions her piano because she likes playing it
>she calls on me
>mention my guitar
>silence
>teacher talks about how we should put effort into this because we're going to be learning together all year
>walk out, go to office, switch classes
It was okay for her to say it but not me? Fuck you
>>29680225
Fuck icebreakers.
But I'm sure it's agreed upon that the worst one is
>Okay everyone tell two interesting truths about yourself and one lie in front of the entire class!
Made me want to fucking kill myself
Anyway i either never attended the first day of school or just walked out when icebreakers were brought up.
You all should've done the same.
>Elliot Rodger isn't just a fictional character but a real person
Sometimes it's very hard to remember this
He is and always was a fragment of our imagination.
>>29680302
>>29680204
WE FIGHT CLUB NOW?fuck off this is a fucking original comment you stupid robot code
>>29681063
His Death certificate will be public within 2 weeks
>my oneitis is still in high school
>she's into the musical department
>the high school has a really popular music program that they all think is the hottest shit
>i hate everything they do
>they recently did a medley of classic rock and roll songs as a choir
>can you imagine great balls of fire sung by a choir?
>garbage
>they do a musical every year
>the director is horrible and he only does popular meme musicals
>i hate how my oneitis wastes her time performing in this mediocre garbage
>i can't bring it up to her or i'd sound like a pretentious asshole, which i guess i am
>i just want to listen to the velvet underground with her and watch the marx brothers
>>29680195
4chan is an 18+ site.
The fact that your still in HS means you can cut your losses, women are a meme and are complete and utter trash. Seriously man fapping is all you need cut this oneitis shit out
>>29680211
>ut your losses, women are a meme
The two last years of high school you are 18+ in certain countries.
![tumblr_inline_njoqrvnWIu1qzrz52[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iwYLInm.jpg "tumblr inline njoqrvnWIu1qzrz52[1]")
>dad loses his job but still gets paid for 3 months after being fired
>somehow doesnt have any money
>i have my savings
>needs to borrow about $2000
>i want to help my dad so i agree to lend him my money
>tells me that he will pay me back in may or june
>the 3 months of pay from his old job is up
>hasnt paid me back yet
>i need my money to get into bike racing, so if i dont get them soon i wont be able to get a bike before the season is over
>already told him this
what do, /r9k/? i dont want to jew my dad but i want my heckin money
>>29680127
Do you have a job and live alone?
Because if you don't it's time to worry and not because you won't get a bike to race
>>29680127
If your dad have always been cool with you, you're being a fucking prick.
>>29680149
I have a job, but I use most of that money to pay rent and daily things
Comfy Music thread. Anything you find comfy.
https://youtu.be/TERyxFfMqDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo3e9a7QKqM
let me post
>>29680144
this is fucking wonderful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EahJvGKkEe8
I like movie music
Let's go away for a while
I guess I just wasn't made for these times
Every time I get the inspiration to go change things around
No one wants to help me look for places where new things might be found
Where can I turn when my fair weather friends cop out, what's it all about?
Read more: Beach Boys - I Just Wasn't Made For These Times Lyrics | MetroLyrics
>>29680084
>tfw I listen to Wouldnt It Be Nice on repeat 40 times a day while i pace back and forth
>>29680306
That's not healthy, anon
Fuck elliot rodger, these are the real robots.
Why are they so much more fascinating compared to other shooters?
Is it because they started it all?
Where did they get the idea to do such a thing?
>>29680050
Wrong.
Yeah, that's right, you're wrong.
>>29680073
Because they were blatantly edgy, there were two of them and because they left behind footage of both their attack and their home made videos.
