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Hey you lonely NEETs, want to meet more shut-ins to talk to from the comfort of your home? We've been harboring a small but tightly knit r9k group on kik for over a year now and we're looking for fresh blood. What's kik you ask? It's a normalfag messenger app that's pretty compact and easy to sign up for. It'll only take a few minutes to download and register so no excuses, and if you're too autistic for a smartphone then you're autistic enough for bluestacks- an android emulator that will let you run kik on your computer.
Why should you join? Because presumably you're a lonely NEET who wants to talk to other people from this board. We mostly chat about anime, video games, shitpost technique, memes, and occasionally music trucks and drama. KV status is preferred but not required. We've started hosting movie nights and are in the process of organizing a regular time for movies and games for the group.
Ready to join yet? Here's how it works. You download kik on your phone or install bluestacks and download it from there. Register an account and message me for an invitation to the trial group. My kik is patricke745 so no need to be worried about posting yours in the thread. I'll add new members to a separate trial group where you can mingle with other trials and the original members. If you get along well with everyone we'll move you over to the main group to stay.
The trial group has a few rules to keep shitters out.
-No porn
-No spam
-Banter welcome, bullying is not
-No underage
We have a votekick system in place in the main group but I won't hesitate to kick people shitting up the trial group out.
See you all there
We has cookies.
disgusting normie behaviour
it blow my mind that this kidn of shit is acceptable on this board in 2 0 1 6!!!
get out
>>29677359
what the fuck? this looks like a group for failed normies, not robots. fuck off
>There are girls born in 1998 who are legally in porn
>There are girls born in the mid-late 90s who are managers/supervisors over middle aged men
>There are girls born after 2000 who are mothers
>you are a failure and missed the boat for adult life
>>29677299
>There are teenage mothers who are managers and are legally in porn
>half way to 50 and never worked
What would the textbook description of "Stacey" be?
>Describes herself as quirky, funny and different
>Self-depreciating, calls herself a slut in the hope someone denies it despite it being very true
>Dyed hair
>Piercings other than basic ear
>Never stops talking about a foreign culture
>Thinks she has a spirit animal and that the zodiac signs mean something
>Wears a choker and ironic meme graphic t shirts
>>29678294
I dunno about the choker and meme shirts, but as for the dyed hair
> bright red, blue, or any other unnatural color
> she's "so into" [x sport/activity] or [x artistic pursuit]
this thing is the fucking textbook stacey
Is there a more devastating movie than this? I really feel like fucking killing myself now.
This movie is pretty great and realistically portrays political hopes and dreams in an unfriendly world.
Throwing in Stalker as well
>>29677254
What's it like anon? Looks pretty interesting.and yes I know I could just google it but I wanna hear from a robot what it's like
>that sensation when no femdom gf
is anyone else familiar with this particular sensation? I just woke up from a lewd dream about a really dominant gf who made me give her head all the time.
>>29677221
I had a dream once about a girl who stripped me naked, put a paper bag over my head, put a chastity belt on me, and started walking me around like a dog. I woke up very confused.
>>29677293
That sounds horrible. That's not my kind of femdom.
Man, Kimbra is such a fucking gorgeous woman.
Don't really listen to her music because I don't like listening to shit.
But she's gorgeous.
>had /fit/ tier body
>had qt3.14 gf
>had loving family
>in uni studying on a course and was hopeful about future
>first semester went amazingly - high grades, very social etc.
>became le depress
>stopped exercising
>stopped eating healthily
>drunk or stoned daily
>pushed gf away
>family didnt like how id changed and pushed me away
>'friends' stopped talking to me
>didnt turn up for end of year exams
>failedthatshit
what should i do r9k? suicide is an option - decided that opiate overdose would likely be the way i go unless someone has a better idea
Edgy!
Mods say my comment isn't original but it's the only thing to say really.
I have no sympathy for you. You are a failed Chad. You had everything and we fucked up. We didn't even have a chance. You don't belong here.
>>29677241
This. Youre too pathetic to even insult OP.
>tfw late 90's/early-mid 2000's
Literally the final years of all that was good in society. If you're not at least in your early-mid 20's by now, I'm sorry you never knew this feel.
>>29677170
Nostalgia is for faggots.
I didn't get to live through the 90's as a teenager so you faggots aren't allowed to reminisce about it.
>>29677170
Those years were the best here in Ireland too. It was the perfect balance of technology and political climate. We weren't overly religious like the '60s but we weren't secular and voting for degeneracy such as gay marriage like nowadays. Plus it was the start of an economic boom so we had wealth but not multiculturalism because we weren't long established as 1st world. Plus it just seemed sunnier then but that could be selective memory.
In a more international sense, the culture just seemed better too. Computer games and browsing the internet were more enjoyable because there was less stuff to do so the opportunity cost wasn't as great for any activity. Not to mention, the internet wasn't sterile then with the focus on social media and smartphones but realistically that was the case until 2010.
>>29677433
I feel quite smug that I get to feel this and kids just a few years young don't.
>>29677481
How old are you? From what you're saying you must be an oldfag.
>that big, fresh new boom of innovative vidya, music and movies
Just rear-ended my dad when I was following him to a restaurant. This is the second time I've fucked up his car.
I'm honestly just sick of fucking up the lives of people around me. Ruining their shit and saying the wrong things. I had to take a filth year of high school in secret so i could graduate. Accidentally embarrassing myself and others.
Who here /justcantstopfuckingup/? It's just accident after accident man.
I know that feel anon.
>after work
>car won't start
>don't have my insurance card
>call my dad to drive over to give it to me
>he comes all the way across town
>call AAA and they come fix it
>start the car and back into the car behind me at top speed in front of my dad and the repair guy
>wrecked that car
>all on my 21st birthday
>>29677158
I know how you feel, OP. I've been taking driving classes for a few weeks now and feel like I keep making the same stupid mistakes. But this may just be due to a lack of experience rather than a chronic case of fucking up. At least I hope so.
I had my driving exam on Thursday and failed it. But I think at least a part of my failure can be credited to the terrible weather conditions that started ten minutes into the drive. It started to pour down so hard that I could barely see anything through the windshield. What initially failed me was two landwhale ladies running up to a crosswalk from the side of my view and me failing to stop for them. I don't know what it is with normies and running when it rains. You're not made of fucking sugar. But then again if you're as fat as those ladies are, maybe you partly are.
>>29677211
Lifes fucked man. I hope it turned out well but I get that shit just kinda sticks with you
Makes me fell guilty all the time
>need a job
>see an ad for jobs at a non-profit
>apply, get an interview
>just got back from interview
>turns out I'll be going door to door asking for donations 5 hours a day 5 days a week
>horrible social anxiety, could barely even handle the interview
I just wanted enough money to move into a shitty apartment. Why is life so hard?
It's the best job you could get if you've got anxiety. Think about it, you'll be forced to interact and you'll probably will go in pairs. Sooner or later you'll becaome good at this.
>>29677106
relax, you're going to be fine
if you get the job that is
>>29677106
I landed a data entry job in the post room at a bank. Interaction with other people is extremely minimal. Scanning papers and sending letters man.
>Food is all I have
>>29677098
I don't even have food. My life is literal emptiness.
>>29677184
how do live no food
I put on too much weight this year so I'm going to vow to not eat anything outside until my weight drops to 150 lbs.
No matter how much I convince myself I don't want a girlfriend deep down I know it's all I want.
Please find me a gf
>tfw ever day I think about how much happiness a gf could bring me.
No matter how much I convince myself it wouldn't work out, I know that deep down I really want Adam Lanza.
>tfw can't live with huskies
>tfw dad walks in while I'm listening to Madonna
JUST
I REALLY LIKE HOLIDAY, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME IT'S JUST REALLY CATCHY
>mfw I'm guilty of this too
CAUSE WE ARE LIVING IN MATERIAL WORLD
He likes Cyndi Lauper instead?
I've been edging for over an hour and I really want to cum with another lewd anon. Stroke your lewd cocks with me and tell me everything about it please!
Jet fuel can not melt steel beams.
>>29677075
I-I'l cum with you anon...
>34 year old man comes into the surgery
>Has been outside gardening in the sun all day
>Appears to be suffering from severe dehydration
>Wants me to give him some electrolytes and water
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Harold, damn it, this is why we revoked your medical license. You keep injecting people with lethal doses of morphine. Chill out bro.
>>29677167
>15 minutes into morphine and chill and he gives you the look
>>29677045
>shitposting this forced meme
Try again
Any other Robots at warped tour?
>>29677027
>tfw never been to a single festival even though you're a cyborg because the opportunity never arose even though you always wanted to
>you're 25 now
This hurts me quite a bit.
you do not belong here
get the fuck out
Only knew about this because of this song I constantly listened to when I was young and hoping I'll meet a cool girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7hhDINyBP0
she never showed up :(
