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Am i fat if i am 6'2 and weigh somewhere around 185 lbs?
>>29673460
Love ur body my dude
>>29673476
I didnt knew we are on tumblr
no, it's a normal BMI to have.
This thread is for talking about your sister(s). Post stories, how you feel about them, or anything you want!
>Older sister
Pretty nice, had a rocky relationship until I stopped being a whiny shithead around high school time. Married and happy, soon to have kids, 4 years my senior. I adopted my cat from her, and frequently send her pictures and/or videos of "our" cat.
>Imouto #1
Step-sister, very reserved and quiet, had a rough life at home with my stepfather's first wife and his second wife (my mother) doesn't treat her very well either. Not abusive, but, not very motherly either. Kinda wish I could know her better, but I almost never see her
>Imouto #2
The pride and joy of my life and sometimes the only reason I can get out of bed. On my wall I currently have a sock snowman she made for me as well as a note she wrote for me when she was 6 that reads YOU ARE BEST BORTHER complete with backwards letter Rs. She's intelligent but horribly babied by my father and stepmother. Unfortunately she lives in Boston, and I in Lansing, so I don't get to see her that often either. My twin brother and I already have plans set up for how we're going to torment her boyfriends. She is 10, so it's only a few years away.
By the way, imoutos are for cherishing and protecting and nurturing, and if this thread fills with Kirino-obsessed incestfags I will be very upset.
>>29669342
don't have any sisters but have a cousin thats really close to me that I care for a lot. She lives over seas but we also make sure to talk to each other on birthdays and other holidays, shes the closest thing I'll probably ever have to a sister and shes super cool too. Honestly I wish she lived closer so we could hang out more, I really miss being little kids and messing around in the backyard...
favorite memory is when we were about 8, my grandma let us pick berries from her garden/farm area, we were out there for like 2 hours just talking about random stuff and picking berries. Nothing eventful happened, but it was cool to talk to her after not seeing her for like 3 years. I haven't seen her in like 8 years but we still make sure to keep in touch, honestly I still think of her as that dorky little girl from 8 years ago even if we're both a lot more mature now.
>>29669396
make sure you watch out for imouto #1 as well, anon. Even if you don't know her too well shes still part of your family now.
quick, your rarest pepes
>tfw you see your OC pepe being claimed as OC by someone on ifunny
>>29669309
my pepes are so rare i don't even know what they look like
>>29669309
SuperUltraRarePepe#12
Thoughts on Olive Garden?
>>29668545
http://www.grandforksherald.com/accent/food/2350615-eatbeat-long-awaited-olive-garden-receives-warm-welcome
Obligatory.
>>29668545
They used to have a classy logo, why did they switch to this new age minimalist bullshit
>>29668545
nasty "italian" "food"
good greasy breadsticks but fucked if you dont want to be a fatass
"WOW, anon. You mean you've never had sex before?"
>>29667943
ive jerked off to both of these pornstars many, many times. I love American asian girls
>>29667943
n-n-no......w-w-what's up ladies
>>29669170
>ladies
I have bad news for you anon.
I just moved in with a new roommate and he stayed in his room 95% of the day playing video games, leaving only to eat or go to the bathroom. Is it gonna be like this all summer? Really annoying.
Have you asked him to do anything with you? It might not even occur to him that you want anything to do with him
Then move, you little fucking faggot.
I cannot comprehend how this could possibly annoy you.
> that fel when no gf
>tfw girls keep asking me out or trying to set me up with their friends or mom's with their daughters
Go away REEEEEEEEEE
>>29666023
>that feeling when no girIfriend
>>29666023
pure authentic original genius
consider wine to be more sophisticated than beer?
Because it was harder to make in the olden days.
Grapes were more valuable than peasant grain, and the flavor changes more distinctly with age.
It goes better with more foods. I you drink while eating you're just being fancy and not an alcoholic. That's what I do now.
>>29673482
>Because it was harder to make in the olden days.
Wrong. Wine is much easier to make.
Wine:
Harvesting, juicing, fermenting
Beer:
Harvesting, threshing, malting, drying, grinding, mashing (as in enzyme conversion, not like mashed potato), boiling, fermenting
The real reason is probably because beer has more calories per unit alcohol, which makes it more popular with poor people who are in real danger of starving. The boiling step helps poor people too, because they're less likely to have clean water. Anything associated with poor people is considered inferior regardless of quality.
>screen goes black when you're watching something and you see your reflection
>having a reflective monitor
Top kuk
Everyone got rid of their CRTs a long time ago, OP. Maybe you should do the same?
>>29673728
>>29673769
Not everybody is rich.
So Chad is the cool popular guy because it's a common cool guy name.
What's a stereotypical name for robots?
Wayne? Ethan? Nathaniel?
>>29673334
Patrick
Every Patrick I ever met was a betaIncluding me
We should just post our names and tally them up.
Eric here.
Brian. Brian is THE beta name
What age were you at your prime or best year of your life?
Tfw 14 at the prime of my life, captain of college basketball team
Tfw 14 lead my team to victory in my city
Tfw dad died that year, moved state to live with my mom, new highschool
Tfw slowly stopped playing basketball, eventually quit
So yeah i look back at being 14 to reminisce of my glory that was the highlight of my life
Im now mentally ill & can't recover
>>29673310
I was pretty popular around 7-8 years old I think. I mean people found me funny, I was a loser still and not too popular but at least people found me funny.
I'm presently at the prime of my life.
GF, shitloads of money, 2 remote jobs, a car, a nice place, the the best computer ever.
I hope I can one day marry my gril and have some kids to make my life even better.
>>29673310
>college
>14
sage goes in all fields
sage
Let's talk about manga.
Recommend, what are you reading currently, old favorites, whatever.
Just started pic.
>>29673240
currently reading ''uzumaki''
I own volumes 1 and 2, third one should be coming in this weekend.
meh, it's not bad I guess, not a lot of substance to it but I love the art style and it can genuinely be creepy at times.
I wanted to get in to Sword of the Immortal but this shit was cheaper so I bought it instead, presumably a big mistake since everyone's telling me SoI is very good.
Not saying Uzumaki is bad, just not something you want to think about to much because the more you think the more everything doesn't make any fucking sense, and I look for the opposite when I buy manga
Oh, and I just got the first issue of Berzerk the other day, the anime was great but holy shit is it ever better in manga form, I'm loving the fuck out of it can't wait to get my hands on ep. 2
>>29673418
Uzumaki is overrated, good body horror still I think but Junji Ito's other works are much better in my opinion, the short stories especially. Have you read Hellstar Remina?
>>29673477
Never heard of it desu, but I just looked it up and the first images I saw from the search results seem interesting to say the least.
It's shitty that I live in a place where manga is virtually impossible to find (good manga), and I'm so tempted to read it online or something but I feel it would take away from the experience greatly, and ordering online isn't very practical (or cheap) for me so I guess I'm stuck to a cuck life of reading fucking naruto or one piece
fuck
Okay Robots, let's talk about sex:
I've been doing some reminiscing about by childhood, and managed to remember the first time I had heard about it. It wasn't a "positive" thing and I've had, by modern standards, a fairly unhealthy attitude towards sex for as long as I can recall.
So I ask you:
>How old were you when you first heard about sex?
>How did you find out? What kind of environment were you in? What kind of reaction did you have?
>How do you view sex?
>Are you a virgin? If no, how many girls have you slept with?
OP here, I'll start:
>How old were you when you first heard about sex?
I was 7 years old.
>How did you find out? What kind of environment were you in? What kind of reaction did you have?
Another boy came to school one day, presumably after talking to another sibling. He explained to us all at recess what sex was. He painted it as something that was VERY important. I was disgusted and confused, but had a twinge of curiosity regarding it. I've always had a romanticized view of the world, and thought that "sex" being the height of love was disgusting. I had a pretty distinct mental image while I was having it explained to me. I lived in a predominantly white neighborhood, and went to an all white school, yet I clearly remember picturing trashy looking latina girls grinding on obese black men in the dark. To the best of my knowledge, I can't recall seeing anything that would make me automatically associate that with sex.
>How do you view sex?
Best practiced in a long-term, loving, comitted relationship. Disgusting and pointless otherwise.
>Are you a virgin? If no, how many girls have you slept with?
Kind of. I had sex with a high school girlfriend, but couldn't finish.
>>29673210
Kid at school told me when I was 8 years old and I thought it sounded fucking gross and refused to believe it.
>>29673210
>How old were you when you first heard about sex?
Like 9 i think?
>How did you find out? What kind of environment were you in? What kind of reaction did you have?
In school, I can;t really remember but probably just through someone else
>How do you view sex?
I generally would only have sex with someone i'm in a committed relationship with but am not that bothered by people having casual sex. I personally think it is a show of extreme affection so i think i'd struggle to have a one night stand or anything.
>Are you a virgin? If no, how many girls have you slept with?
No, I've had sex with one girl, my current gf of 3 years
The majority of r9k has a warped negative view of sex in my opinion. I think it breeds within this board, as does depression and negativity in general. I'm not complaining, it's just interesting then when I stop browsing for a week or so i view the world much more positively.
>mom will pay a psychiatrist in september because i havent left my house for 8 months
i dont wanna go outside because i have no friends and i dont wanna be a slave
she will pay 60 euros for half hour
>>29673149
Atleast she wants to help you. I wish i could afford one but 60 euros for half hour is way too much for me.
>>29673238
>Didn't let you have friends.
Fucking how?
>>29673149
Try to get out of if if you can, especially if she's taking you to see a female psychiatrist. She's just trying to get a mental disorder label slapped onto you, and as long as all you've done is stay indoors a lot and haven't sperged out or something, there's no reason to go. It's literally her not helping you as much as helping herself. But if she's forcing you to go don't see a female. They're shit and won't understand where you're coming from like a guy would.
>tfw you want to get a hobby to make yourself less boring but you have no idea what hobby to start, how to get started or where to go
Download FL Studio, watch tutorials online and start making music. Girls love it as it shows you're "creative" and "driven" -- just stick to mainstream genres like EDM or rap/hip-hop beats. Or better yet, learn to play the guitar.
All hobbies are boring.
Oh wow you can play that thing millions of other people play, and you're subpar at it too? wow so interdarsting
>>29673165
Yeah and shitposting on a german scat forum is so much better
