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Who else /scaredfortheirfuture/ here?
I'm really needing guidance on my path in life. I'm really scared of going into college. I want to go into STEM but I'm poor as shit. I also really doubt my skills, but I guess I'm above average intellectually. I feel like electrical/civic engineering will kick my ass, any suggestions on what are """""easy""""" STEM fields?
Bio seems to be a softer stem
That being said, 70% of people don't get jobs in their major, stem is useless unless you go PhD. Then it's just "oh you have a bachelors in science, I suck at that so you must be smart, want to work here"
I'm terrified of my future. I need to get into shape, I'm about 40lbs overweight and I want to be a cop. Worst case I guess I'll join the military.
from what i rememberbio is a lot of memorization, which i'm sure you know by now whether you like or not.
if you don't like to memorize tons of shit, go for one of the others. there will be a lot less of straight up memorize these 10 pages of shit.
lots of scholarships out there bub, literal free money. you'd be surprised how much you can get from em if you put in some effort.
also, first year is fucked. buckle up immediately. they are trying to weed you out but if you make it through you'll have (hopefully) learned how to push yourself hard enough to survive the rest of the years.
also, go for a co op. experience and money
>>29672287
I tried to to a Masters, that shit is no joke. If you're worried about not completing a Bachelor's, don't sign up for it.
But this anon is also correct in that you will not usually find a job in your exact field and will need to be trained to do something regardless. So, as long your studies are considered somewhat difficult, people will see you as able to learn quickly.
Take heed: once you graduate, though, the time is ticking to find work. You must talk to everyone, apply everywhere. Otherwise, in a year, you'll be competing with next year's graduates and will come out on the bottom of that unless you can show that you've somehow used your time effectively.
That being said, new grads are always somewhat employable since they work cheaply and are eager. So, unless you're an in-demand sort, don't worry so much about your starting salary, work hard at your first job, and make a good first impression.
Once you're "in" somewhere, though, don't rely to heavily on the company. The temptation will be there to spend more freely, but you have to build a nest egg in case of layoffs or other problems. Get used to saving large portions of your salary.
Be assertive, friendly, and positive and you'll do well. HTH.
Why do women dress like sluts in the workplace?
It makes my job a lot harder, but company policy forces me to wear a suit.
>>29671994
Damn son i hope you have fucked them all
Minnie is MINE.
godam my dick would blow up
>the day of June the second, two thousand and sixteen
>June
Mate, I have some bad news.
You could do something vaguely meaningful with your life and raid Tumblr on Monday. Maybe that will make you feel better.
>>29671944
good. sooner it ends
If I kill myself (fully clothed), how likely is it that doctors/morgue people/funeral people will see my penis at any point?
>>29671933
Very likely. I mean they undress you to clean you up and put different clothes. Nothing matters when you're a dead man anyway.
>>29671933
THEY WILL
They always strip you naked at some point at the morgue.
kek there's no hiding from our shame!
Maybe if we die by drowning they'll figure out it's the shrinkage?
100%
Now, if you cut your penis off and hide it beforehand, then the chance anyone will see it drops down relative to where you hide it.
Prettiest white girl of all time
Seriously? Kate Bush is what she is because of her unique iconic voice and not her looks.
>>29671918
I got this
You got this
Momcore musician
Looking for more people to play Creativers with on the server "r9k comfy" (by Ghost). Server is European,
What is Creativerse? Creativers is a good Mincecraft clone that is free on the Steam.
What is the server? Server has PvP and TNT turned off to prevent griefing, it is for fun crafting and exploring. Everyone starts with full building powers.
By default you can "buy" (claim) a small piece of map just for yourself for in-game obtainable coal.
Don't be she and join if you have nothing better to do and looking for fun.
Why is Creativerse fun? No one knows, it is mystery.
Server is fairly fresh (3days old) and free to play.
No abusive admins with powers, no nazi rules, no pay for VIP account, everyone is equal and free.
>>29671938
don't be shy* lol
btw, I've even hear that there is one girl playing on the server ;)
I'm bored alone , I like when there are others on server.
You don't even have to talk, just play.
>get male attention when you don't want it
>don't get male attention when you do want it
So this is true suffering
I don't even know why I bother anymore
>>29671879
Here you go OP I'll close the thread for you
>tits or GTFO
>L O N D O N
>timestamp
>roastie
>reeeee
We done?
>don't get female attention
ROASTIES ARE NORMIES
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29671879
>don't get female attention when you don't want it
>don't get female attention when you do want it
>"Millennials are nothing but lazy, I owned a house,car and boat at 21"
What's your response robots?
Tell them that they are faggots desu
Come on, it's [current year].
"You just have to walk in and shake the managers hand. That's how you get a job!"
My tulpa hurt me.
Is this normal?
>>29671835
What did you do to upset her so much?
>>29671835
No, are you serious, or are you trolling here? I am guessing this is a troll or bait thread. You gave no clarification of what your issue is, and just put something out there that is vague and makes things look bad. This wasn't done in a way where you seemed like you were trying to get information. Real tulpamancers should sage this thread, don't need more vague creepypasta crap giving a bad name.
>believing in this shit.
Anime has gotten too far.
any of you fags play Arma 3?
is it worth it? it's on sale
I heard it runs like crap
If you got a good PC I guess go for it
>>29671829
its shit. I guess it would be fun if you were a vet without PTSD or something. its still just a shitshow of bland landscapes and a billion seemingly random key assignments for you to spend the next month learning
also did I mention its not fun unless you join a teamspeak or voice chat lobby full of milsim jackoffs? just get red orchestra
I play arma, make missions for it too so I can play it with a group. One thing about arma is that you have to accept that it's shit in some ways, it's also not a game that's fun like COD or Battlefield. Those games are designed with fun in mind, arma was designed to be a game with realistic aspects to it. So if you can find that fun then go for it.
If you want to be more social then try to find a group to join, preferably one that plays for fun and isn't milsim. /a3g/ are drama queens, so don't join them.
Also yeah it will run like shit, because the bottleneck is always on the CPU and the engine it runs on is from 2001, just built to be better over the years.
Why do people on /r98/ call girls 'grils'? Is it just a spelling error or some history related to it. Sorry. New to this board.
>>29671824
/r9k/ I mean. Apologies.
A joke intentional spelling error.
Becasue grils are roasties that need ignoring
>birthday is today
>yesterday mom asked what cake I wanted
>told family forget it, ignore me until its over
>concerned looks as I creep out the room
>tried sleeping but my stomach feels crushed
>the guilt and shame is heavier than the year before
How do you cope with this day, robots?
>>29671816
the power of philosophy
>>29671816
Man I don't even remember my past two birthdays because I was barred out xanax and high on weed.
I don't tell anyone when my birthday is, then I cut off all ways for my family to contact me. Repeat this every year. The only people who know when my birthday is are people who have known me for at least two years, because that's when I last told anyone
Normie here, My ex sent a dick pic of a guy to the girl i'm seeing. How do I piss off the ex more ?
What the fuck does that even mean? A guy? Just a random picture of a penis to her?
Here's my advice, all of you should kill yourselves.
>>29671823
my ex fuked a guy and took a pic of his peen and sent to the girl i'm currently fucking
>>29671859
Oh okay
Still kill yourself baby dick loser
I DON'T WANT IT
IT JUST NEED IT
TO FEEL
TO BREATHE
TO KNOW I'M ALIVE
If you like Tool, give Fair to Midland a try. Rishloo as well.
>>29671925
Any particularly songs?
>>29672080
Uh, literally all of it to be honest. My favorite Fair to Midland songs are "Kyla Cries Cologne" and "Vice/Versa". Favorite Rishloo songs are "River of Glass" and "Keyhole in the Sky".
Phenomenal. Prog metal is great.
This a thread to post u're waifus
Please feel free to contribute;_;
>>29671751
disgusting chestlet
no thanks padre
My only true love
Never mind the pretty dress or make up or flowers or that innocent smile, she's probably got a fat purple vibrator up he hairy cunt at that very moment while she texts a married man under the table about how she can't wait to suck a big dark shit out of his asshole and then kiss you on the lips like some shy virgin.
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