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When was the last time you actually felt happiness?
>>29673121
yesterday, when my crush invited me to a party
>>29673151
Normie get off.
>>29673121
when i let her out of my heart
Can you robots tell if this is a liberty cap?
>pic related it's the shroom
Shameless self bumporiginally original comment
>about where it grew
They grow around where I live so my hoped are up, and I found it in a big open field
nah man def not the cap's too small and texture looks wrong
anyone else went from /being a sissy/ to /wanting to fuck a sissy/?
Why are little goblin Hitler's eyes and hair blue and brown when he had brown eyes and black hair
>>29673114
Because Hitler has blue eyes and brown hair? Where the fuck did you read that he had brown eyes and black hair?
was hitler a closeted sissy faggot?
no but for real, was he?
>manage to talk to girl
>She agrees to go meet up to see film
>Says ill see you satyrday at 11
>Pay bus money to get there, and wait an hour
>"Sorry anon i need to look after my cat"
cats are important u dingus have some respect
>>29673007
>"Sorry anon i need to look after my cat"
She wasn't even trying. Fuck her. What movie did you want to watch, though?
>>29673529
No idea anon, when i go to the movies i just see whats on, kinda makes it more exciting. I bought myself a tray of chilli natchos and am gunna buy a ticket for something now
I haven't had sex in about 4 months and I'm starting to get desperate. What should I do?
Why is Frozen so hyped? I mean it's a good movies for children but that's it.
>>29672850
>4 months
Where do you think you are?
>>29672865
Good movies for children are always beloved
>maggots in my poop again
>>29672840
Had that aswell. It's a minor issue that's solved with one dose of tablets prescribed by your local doctor. You may even be able to get it over the counter. Book an appointment before you start getting Ill.
Wtf op
>>29672840
How do you tell?
My poop always has little light brown dots in it. Not sure what it is. Sometimes my guts/liver feels weird/tingly. Haven't been to the doctor in a decade. I don't even know if it's anything at all, could be nothing. Hoping it is something so that I can finally die soon.
So I have been thinking about this lately and I wanted to ask you guys
What is one moment that changed your entire life, or your perspective on your own / others. For better or for worse.
pic somwhat related
The first time I heard gunshots in Flint. Not to get too /pol/ but that's what started me having a lack of respect for most blacks.
Some moment while watching Azumanga Diaoh. Osaka did something and part of my brain just broke off and died.
I started crying pure happiness and realized being a loner neet can be enjoyable.
About 5 years of suicidal depression ended that day somehow.
>>29672837
Seeing my grandpa get dementia and slowly die over time really fucked me up. I've convinced myself that I'm going to an hero if my mind starts slipping when I get older.
>drunk
>went on a late night fb fap session
>scoured my friendslist for hot friends I haven't even been friends with for years
>wake up
>find a message from my friend
>why did you like my sister's profile pic?
>tfw she's just turned 13
I'm pretty sure it shows that I liked it at like 4am too.
So its an hero or get a lawyer, I think I know what I'd rather do.
How was your day brobots?
Start posting daily advertising spam. Pretend you've been hacked. Then, after a few days of this, delete your account and be free of Facebook forever
Just say you were drunk and don't remember.
>>29672719
Tell her the truth. It's because you got drunk and scoured the site looking for girls to fap over. You didn't know the girl was 13 but now that you do know, you will fap once more tonight. Finish off the message with a winky face.
Hey robots come join me for the death of this once wonderful website
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
you probably cant self bump on r9k but w/e
bump with qt's
Have a bump, hopefully we can revive the musical soon
Goodnight
So why haven't you allahu akbar'd yet /r9k/?
Not the 72 virgins I want to be with before I die
BECAUSE I FUCKIN' HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT
PUSSY IS GOOD SHIT BOYS
GOOOOOOD SHIT
because women arnt dying for. they are wild beasts
> be me
> sort of a normie, but I read this shit on /r/4chan and chuckle
> read the greentext of that one guy wanting to smell the passed out girl's feet, she was 18.
> he claimed she had a nice ass but it was shit
> anyways, my sister is back home and I cant sleep tonight.
> 4:40 AM
> I sneak into her room to see if I can maybe smell her feet without her waking up.
> they're under her blanket
> i get disgusted with myself and leave
> i've changed
>>29672609
Fuck off back to /r/4chan and reading fake greentext stories that are just bait from redditors for more upvoted. I bet in an hour you're going to post your story to /r/4chan also
>>29672661
lmao i'm a lurker, but okay.
why are you so triggered
>>29672708
You obviously don't browse this site regularly either
When did it make *click* and you realized the children back in school used to harass you, you were always picked last in P/E class and are invisible to women because you are genetic or social trash?
For me it was the first semester in university when everybody but me found good friends in the first few days and people around you picked up fucking every weekend ("single" suddently meant Chad, not lonely looser).
>>29672601
Pretty much right around my last year or two of high school. Nothing really made me realize this, other then thinking back over everything up to that point and realizing it.
>>29672601
I realized it far before I even left school. It probably made my whole school experience slightly more depressing since I was always consciously aware of the fact that nobody wanted me, the people that talked to me only liked me as a novelty (and sometimes admitted it), people thought I was going to shoot up the school, etc. etc. etc. I miss the short period of time before I realized that I was a loser.
Never really
although I am super ugly I am also very scary looking
so people didn't really "mess" with me, but neither did women
>recieve messages on normiebook from some girls back in high school
>they all ask my why I saved photos of them
>they told me that they got messaged about me saving at least 100 of their photos
>haven't replied to anything
>literally preparing myself for suicide as I write this
WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME THAT KIKEBOOKS TELLS EVERYONE WHEN YOU SAVE AN IMAGE
IM FUCKED NOW
IM SO FUCKED UP NOW
>>29672600
they knew you were a loser anyway lol
>making a collage for high school reunion
wow that was hard
nice bait senpai-san
what do femanons think of the REALLY big penises?
The "stretch-play" is strangely erotic if i havent had sex in a while.
>>29672571
They put on appearances about how they wouldn't want it and how "average is better" and that men are just trying to make other men insecure.
But I bet they actually love them.
I like extremes, either big (realistically big that is) or really small. Just something unique and interesting either way I guess.
Hey r9k, what's blox?
I know the reason for use, but why b l o x? Does that word even mean anything?
I don't know, I always thought it alluded to "please", like "sauce" does to "source".
"Please robot filter, let this pass"
"Please"
"blox"
>>29673184
hmm, you think it originated from plox/please?
>>29673251
yeah
original origami oregano
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