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>my big brother supervised my entire internet activity for the last 2 years
>knows what I fap to and when, knows that I spend a lot of time on furry sites, knows that I spend a lot of time here
>just found out about it after going on his computer for a few minutes while he was gone
what's the cheapest and fastest way to kill yourself
>>29672482
at least you have a brother
mine hanged himself 3 years ago
He probably fapped to it too. Don't worry OP this is your chance to bond with him
>move in with housemate
>he's works in IT
>keeps making subtle porn relates jokes
>realise he has been monitoring my internet use
>keep fapping to fisting and violent interracial vids anyway
>yfw you realise the only intelligent or complex life in existence lives solely on this ball
Unlikely, but we're extremely unlikely to ever meet them. Alone because everyone else is too far away.
>tfw the first alien we meet won't be from another planet, but on our own in the form of artificial intelligence
>>29672479
there's literally no way that life didn't developed in another planet as well
definitely not the kind of life we're accustomed to, but surely there are other kinds of intelligent life
Doe, a deer
>>29672451
Who drinks lots of beer
Ray
>>29672451
Is a deer a giant dog or something? The fuck is that.
>>29672521
A man who beats his son
Fa
How does this make u feel? Lonely?
>>29672431
I don't get it. It just feels like the 170 months before.
>>29672431
Multiply that by like 9 for me.
>>29672431
Pretty fucking normal to be honest. And I'm married...
OH FUCK
I stayed up til the sun came up thinking I would pull an all-nighter browsing /r9k/ and im starting to fall asleep. If I fall asleep now it will fuck up my sleep for a week. Keep me up please, (You)s, gifs, shitposts, memes ANYTHING
originalariolorarium
>>29672428
Best thing to so is go for a walk.
>>29672468
thats outside, and i haven't put on pants in over a week. good suggestion though
pic unrelated but i just found my waifu
>All women are narcissists.
How true is this statement?
4. Mostly true
>>29672401
Ugly women aren't narcissists.
>>29672401
Whats a narcissist?
How's your relationship with your father? do you like your father /r9k/?
I'm pretty okay with him although he forced me to get a job and start helping with the bills in the house. He visibly seems upset whenever I tell I have a day off of work nowadays
My father is dead, thanks for reminding me
>>29672426
you're welcome champ
>>29672376
I hated my father. A constant reminder of how shitty an existence I was boen into.
Biological dad never thought I was his till it was proven ans by then I didnt want him in my life.
Stepdad thinks hes my real dad since I grew up with him. My parents thought lying to me till i was 18 was sparing me from some kind of trama.
I hate both of them. Hate them so damn much, they're just the worse people to me and I will always see them that way. Their fucking horrible choices as people back then has led to me being born poor and miserable.
I blame them for me having to struggle and fight to crawl out of poverty. I blame them for all the stereotypes of teen preganacy.
I hate my father and mother with a passion and I guess thats the gist of my post
What's the most autistic thing you've ever sent a girl?
Here's my gem:
"There's a slight possibility I may have gotten the wrong person, or that you don't remember me in the slightest. Or even worse yet, you do remember me, but not as fondly as I remember you. If either is the case, I apologize for bothering you.
In any case, a year and a half ago, back when I was eighteen, I saw a pretty girl smiling at me from half-across the bus. I decided to sit in front of her, pulling out my novel, figuring that if she wanted to talk, then she could do so and if not, well, then I'd be able to figure out the puzzles that Nabakov was giving me.
She(you?) started speaking. "Hello, you look like my old friend ____(Jake? Josh? I can't remember what name was said.)" We talked for a while. I discovered that she liked rock music, writing, and zombies. She also worked at a gas station of sorts and before getting off, said "I'll see you later."
And that was our last encounter.
If you remember this at all, or if the girls description happens to match yours, then send me a reply.
If the case happens to be neither, then I apologize once again, then I will do something strange: actually move on with my life."
>>29672329
my loveBLOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I send "pls respond" to girls because it makes me giggle and I don't actually care if they think poorly of it. I'm giggling just thinking about it.
God dammit, I started this thread hoping for funny replies. Has nobody sent a cringey message, ever?
TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS
>>29672214
Somebody say take me home country roads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-ATa8xcbiY
>>29672214
TO THE PLACE
>>29672264
Wet burbinia
Should women be allowed to wear whatever they want in public?
fuck off shill
ewaegawilghawegu
>>29672183
>openly proud of being a coalburner
Fucking disgusting waste of oxygen
>>29672183
Fuck off shill
>>29672194
>ewaegawilghawegu
What did he mean by this?
Post your age, height, weight and gender and get judged.
>22
>172 CM
>56 KG
>Male
26
male
230lbs
5'5
>>29672181
23
6'4
260 lbs
malethis is somehow not original
>21
>177cm
>60kg
>male
How the fuck is this not original.
Robots, Ive just got a haircut after almost 3 months. Can I get a gf now?
Did you get a chin cut aswell?
>>29672155
If you take pictures like a retard all the time, then no.
i havent had a haircut in over 6 months
I recently developed a phobia of dying in my sleep, I have stayed awake for over 40 hours now and I need to drink 1 liter of energy drinks every 2 hours just to stay awake, but my hearth is starting to skip beats. What should I do bros? I feel like I'm dying inside.
You're gonna actually die doing what you're doing senpai. Listen to some calming music and focus on your breathing or something.
>>29672094
Take some benadryl and go to sleep man. Sleep deprivation is mad unhealthy.
stop drinking, lay on ur bed, and do something until you pass out eventually
its what i do
also how the fuck have you been up for 40 hours nigga damn
>tfw no strac bf
>>29672088
>it's a "fembot" episode
>tfw soon together with my bf
>>29672115
>its a summerfag episode
>>29672342
>Calling me a summerfag because you're a female and have no place on this board, like a malignant cell
Come on now, ad hominem is SO 2015.
mostly poos and gooks here
cant eat outside until ramadan ends
where are the WHITE QTS REEEEEEE BE MY GF
>have to stay inside because of killer heat and nothing to do alone with my thoughts
im only arab by blood t.b.h. where are the amerigan grills
>>29672073
sounds awful. I would hate living in a strict environment like that. Especially having to bow to some stupid religious tradition.
>>29672073
What country are you living in OP? I lived in Bahrain a long ass time ago and I don't remember not being able to eat outside during Ramadan.
>>29672171
living in dubai, boring plastic fucchole
can't even bring a water bottle outside to deal with the 110+ heat here until it ends on the 5th
