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>be the only girl in online group of friends

>last two girls kicked out for starting drama

>online group thriving ever since then

>group is like a safe place to play games/talk/etc

>one starts adding people everyother week

>everyone doesn't mind as long as they are cool

>incredibly shy so stops using mic when new people join until I'm comfortable

>everyone knows this

>new guy added and tries hard to be "edgy" and "emotionless"

>gets angry how I'm typing so much, claims to block me yet can still see what I'm typing

>calls him a dumbass for not just turning off notifications

>group is used to roasting each other so everyone laughs it off but he gets all butt hurt

He makes the group so uncomfortable, it was my only safe place and now I don't even want to join calls anymore because he's a NEET so he's always on the call.

Should I say something? I don't want to make things bad
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kill yourself roastie whore.
internet is for boys. you go to fucking chads
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>>29674331

What did the other two girls do?

Clearly if you're in the group still and everyone is cool with you just voice your concern.

Do you not use your mic because you don't want them to know you're a girl?
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why are you asking r9k this? go to adv

Why is everybody so mean to black women?
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>>29674326
Because black girls look like shit. Ones that have some white genes in them to give them more caucasian facial features can be pretty cute though. Also I hate afros.
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>>29674326
The smell, tbqh.
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>>29674326
>why are black males so mean to white women?
fixed OP, every other race just ignores them

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Look how smug this fish is.

Someone make him a Pepe
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>>29674132
>holy shit that looks like a pokemon better go check /vp/

>it is a pokemon

jesus fuck gamefreak.
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>>29674132
RIP Talonflame

2013-2016

"be the bravest bird you can be" - Talonflame
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>>29674392
Fuck! And here I was feeling so hopeful about gen 7. I thought the regional rodent would be their only major fuck up this time.

I was hoping for too much.

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Why white men wont stop harassing pornstars about interracial?
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>>29674119
Who gives a shit what pornstars do?

Once you go black in the porn industry you can only fuck black men because no one wants you anymore.

Quite funny actually.
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She only interacts with the type of man who obsesses over pornstars to a point where he follows their instragram etc.

Real niggas just rub one out and move on with their day without caring about the whore in the video
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>>29674119
>interracial
you know what white men really hate

AMWF

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*Blocks your path*

Heh... heh.... I've been watching you

*Unsheaths Katana*

Your days are numbered kiddo
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Yare yare daze

*slowly lifts up my fedora so my glowing red eyes show*

It looks like I have to take out the trash again today

*teleports above you*

Gomenasai, BANKAI

*1000 cherry blossoms appear and cut you to pieces*

*puts on Flyleaf and walk away*
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*give you pump-a-rum*

*gives you pickle-pee*
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>>29674108
*gives you a prism stone*

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Who else fell for the cocksucking meme? Sexual experimentation they said. It'll be so much fun they said...Now I feel like a shameful faggot with a permanently tainted past.
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>>29674067
I turned gay out of loneliness, not that bad famo

>give bjs to start out with
>then facefucking/deepthroat and rimmming
>finally get to play with feet

it's quite nice. I wish I could take dick a lot harder, I like the idea of my mouth used as a vagina but I gag too easily
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>>29674067
Quit watching porn you literal faggot
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>tfw no cuteboy to feed my load to

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Quick reminder to celebrate this Monday with restrained moderation. You need to keep Tuesday's responsibilities in the back of your mind the entire day.
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This is an excellent well thought out statement fellow NEET. Would you mind giving your opinions on my latest creation, after all we NEET's do have all the time in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUC5s5K0Fdc
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>>29674047
This was quick.
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[Whispers Softly]
Chores...

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I want to be an artist to support my income. Is a university degree really necessary to get a basic understanding or can I just git gud and sell my pieces?
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just gotta draw fetish porn
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Same dude
But I want to be a stoner metal musician.

D A N K R I F F S
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Good artists only make 20-50 bucks for comissions, stellar artists make 60 bucks and a discount coupon for a hamburger.
And this is pandering to fetishists.

If you want to be an artist to make money ur doing it wrong

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>even if you manage to get a girlfriend she will cuck you with Chad
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>>29674010
this has got to be staged
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>>29675234
90% of videos on the internet are staged
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>>29675234
If you're Chad girls will literally let you get away with anything. If you were Chad you could literally shit your pants, pick your nose, and then start barking like a dog, and girls would just say >aww he's so cute! XD So randum! XDXDXD
To girls, Chad can do no harm.

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Can I make life better?
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Life already is good you're just pitching yourself off of the blessings you do have
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>>29673952

>tfw no husky to make my life better
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Depends on the situation. You can make life, as a whole, better. But certain situations can only have a bad ending, can't do anything about those once it's inevitable.

Is there anything more disgusting than a smoker?
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Moralizing anti-smokers.
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Fat people are equally disgusting.
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A bunch of propaganda. I don't think smoking is all that bad for you. Some people get cancer and some don't, regardless of whether they smoke.

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I want to kill myself because I'm certain that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
Can anyone relate? Any other virgin hopeless romantics here?
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>>29673939

Literally everyone on this board, retard
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>>29674153
But nobody ever talks about it.
You're all too busy bitching about normalfags.
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>>29674234
then come back 4 years ago

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*Bee-da-beep* *Bee-da-beep* *Bee-da-beep*

Like my new ringtone? I downloaded a few of the most common alarm clock sounds and switch them out every few days. A little pricey, but the cringes and groans when I'm out and about made it worthwhile.
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Weak bait senpai, weak bait.
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>>29673874
What do alarm clock sounds sound like now? It's been so long since I've had to use one that I forgot
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>>29673937
It sounds like someone brutally raping a chicken.

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What are the most normies/Chads personalities
And the robot-tier ones
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>>29673865
Pity bump for this
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ENFP is most normie yet it's what I am

ISTJ/ISTP Are probably most robot
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>>29673865
INTP and INTJ are the general Robot personalities.
INTP is the average robot and INTJ is the super-autismo robot that nobody thinks could ever exist but actually does.

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>Family starts coming over for 4th of july
>Normalfag brothers bringing their girlfriends and children
>Relatives I don't even know are in the house
Great, now I'm going to starve for a few days until they all leave.

I'm surely not the only one who has to deal with this shit.
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>>29673834

>tfw no sad wan wan who gets bad news via a phone call
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>>29673834
>Having a family that celebrates the holidays
fucking Normie.
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>>29673854
>Wanting your doggo to receive bad news
You don't deserve their friendship anyways

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