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>playing dota 2 to escape from this world
>normies start all chatting, talking about going out because it's saturday, etc.
>refer to other players as "my bf/gf" instead of hero names or colors like everyone else
Why can't they fuck off
>>29673813
>being sub 5k
i found your problem mate
What ever happened to arteezy?
I don't follow dota 2 a lot but I used to still here his name every time it was mentioned.
Now I never hear it.
>>29673887
Hes still at the top.
Just keeps switching teams and it makes people hate him.
Think up the perfect murder.
Here is mine.
>get a job near victim
Lowlife job like street wiper or waiter.
>do job like every other person
>dont stay with concrete patters in your routines mix things up a bit
>study life of victim
>try to make as little as possible interaction
>murder them in alley and rob all their shit to make it look like a mugging
Pic unrelated
>>29673768
Perfect murder is the one done accidentally by a car so it only counts as man-slaughter.
Perfect murder?
Just call a darky a nigger and when he lunges at you open fire, self defence
>look up location of attention whore roastie through her skype or the GPS in her attention whoring pics
>hide near her house
>wait until she is alone at home (usually after school)
>ring doorbell
>whack her over the head with a steel pipe
>feel her up
>bash her head in
>walk away
>you're just a robot with zero connection to her, it's pretty much impossible to solve such cases
Tell us the most embarrassing thing you've ever fapped to.
Tell the story, post an image, or include a link if possible.
For me, it is pic related. The idea of my parents, siblings, or really anyone finding out I fap to this is terrifying.
what's so bad about that
armpits are hot
>>29673773
It's not that bad but imagine mommy accidentally seeing that and knowing you touch your pee pee to pictures of stinky video game girl armpits. It's embarrassing.
>>29673763
>have extremely obscure fetish
>attracted to things that change over a period of time.
I'm so fucked in the head!
>you will never go back to mid-late 00s internet again
Anyone miss those days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TA-2p1xm3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMaBuZSen-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
>tfw
we all do family
2004-2009 really was the best internet age
>no longer felt dodgy like the 90s internet
>normies were restricted to myspace/facebook
>4chan and all the splinter chans showing up
>CWC was still a starry-eyed manchild who had dreams of hitting it big with his sonichu franchise instead of being a depressing pseudo-tranny
>no annoying leftists shitting everything up
>wow was still good
>newgrounds
>limewire
>myspace stalking
>no streaming video
>dial-up
>old politicians not knowing what the fuck it is
Is becoming a priest an easy way to sustain a living without actually working or relying on parents/autismbux?
Given that it's like a 6 year education and you have to work every day no.
>>29673752
>6 year education
What the fuck? Really?
>>29673774
In Germany yes. I figure it's close everywhere else in the civiliced world. You could become a prot priest though. They don't even follow the bible so just say what people want to her and gather a following
ITT: we post memes that normies take seriously
>Life is precious
>human rights are a solid institution agreed by everyone
>you get what you deserve
>>29673800
kek
that one triggers me every time
Morning wagecuck.
I see your alarm went off, must've forgot to turn it off last night. There goes sleeping in huh?
What're you going to do, on your 2 day long furlough? Watch Netflix? Maybe read the newspaper, or water your garden?
Just you wait, once Sunday rolls along you're gonna be dreading the next day, and wish you wouldn't wake up.
Why don't you join us?
>>29673682
Is it one person making these threads, or is it a coordinated effort?
>>29673682
>MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
Got Monday off champ. Taking gf and her sisters to my lakehouse for some BBQ and fishing.
I'm sure your weekend will also be full of fun and engaging activities with all that enlightened free time you neetslaves are always talking about.
>>29673776
Oh yeah? Just wait until your slaveown- I mean, employer calls you in because he needs you to fill up his fat wallet a bit more.
If not, enjoy your fleeting moment with your girlfriend who will dump you the moment you lose your job.
Enjoy.
How much GBP does your mommy charge you for tendies? Mine are on sale this month for only 8 GBP. July is good.
>>29673674
The GBP has crashed with Brexit. Tendies are more expensive than ever.
Can someone loan me some good boy points? I'm all out but really want tendies and mountain dew.
9 gpb if i give momma the lickeroo
>18
>always had decent self esteem
>figured im kissless virgin because i dont go out enough but im still attractive
>start going to parties
>drunk enough last night i tried to get with two girls i never would have considered sober
>they wanted nothing to do with me
Damn lol
I feel like an ugly creep. I just want to drink more now, except alone this time and until i pass out
>>29673611
Dont be. We all fail or fall sometimes. I. Still a virgin and still going out looking. Have a few candidates on my end I talk to. Its ok anon, maybe you and me could get some drinks if ur in nyc
>>29673611
We are all ugly creeps, right now i might be in the lowest point of my life.
>18 year old
>Only had 1 gf
>virgin
>>29673651
thanks anon
I'm only 19 so I can't legally go to any bars or anything but I appreciate the kind words
Eurasian women are so ugly. I don't get why people love them.
>>29673628
Maybe because not everyone is attracted to the exact same thing.
>>29673643
But people are attracted to the same shit Most of the time
My oneitis seems to be respectable and is very mature for her age. I love her so much, I haven't told her yet but I can't bare to imagine her ending up like this, even if it's from a boyfriend she will soon have.
Hey /r9k/ I'm from /fit/.
Are passable traps or trannies on hormones well worth it or just a meme?
I'm tired of going for real women because of their bullshit, drama and hobbies that I don't even give a shit, like watching Keeping up with the Kardashians, American Idol etc.
I want a gf who pretty much enjoys guy habits like going to a gym, playing vidya, watching MMA and wrestling.
I don't mind being labeled gay nor giving my gf a reach around while I fuck her boipussy.
Anyone here have stories being with MtF transsexuals?
im sorry anon transgenders and traps are even crazier and more emotionally unstable than women 90% of the time, i mean yes there are some chill ones but you would have to look very very very hard
>>29673572
OP youre gay. Accept it and you can have a regular relation shit with a guy
>>29673633
the only "chill" ones are the ones that don't pass
trannies want turbochad btw
Any guys ever get their eyebrows plucked? Where do you go for this. I have really bushy eyebrows that always gives me this sad puppy beta look. I want to shape my eyebrows into a more "evil" or angry shape. (Kinda like in creat a character stuff). Do i just pick the type of eyebrow i want from a list and they do it or how does this work?
>>29673565
I've shaped them in the past. Nobody noticed either way.
>>29673565
>shaping your eyebrows
What are you, a faggot?
Post them and we will see if it really is that bad.
When I think mine are too bushy I just ask my mom to pluck it.
If you can erase a popular trend that's hip wit da kids.
What trend would that be?
>Vine
>>29673561
Identity politics in all its forms.
>>29673583
This, honestly. I feel like our political system is in ruins because of this.
capitalism to be honest
Will women always cheat on the stable relationship for the bad boy?
Note: I didn't say on the beta bux guy but by the nature of long-term relationships compared to short time adventures
Yes. Thats why nice guys finish last. You must always treat your gf like shit so she stays with you and mininizes her cheating
Source: nice guy who got cheated on by long term gf
during their period they prefer macho, assertive, dominant and even violence prone males. this proves that women want chad genes and the betas bux. its been proven that having children lowers stress hormones and testosterone in males which is what you'd want when raising children... but its why women will eventually cheat.
>>29673465
source? #bitchimoriginal
>be me
>Make jokes about communism alot
>People think i'm a communist now
>be me
>make jokes about communism alot
>actaually am a communist
>be me
>pretend to be a superliberal whenever I'm around alt-rightists and new meme drones
>they get triggered super easily
>>29673462
>Tfw I read the communist manifesto because of this
