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You robots didn't warn me that even fat & ugly roasties would reject me.
What the fuck is wrong with this world
Are you perhaps fat and uglier?
>>29676477
A bit slim, nice job, and good aesthetics (I get rated 8/10 on rate threads and had girls compliment my pics.)
Maybe women just want to be fucked, and not an actual BF? Are all women whores
>>29676446
Lurk more, anons are always talking about how girls always go for Chad unless they want to temporarily settle with a normie.
>Waiting for grill to text you.
>Hear phone go off.
>Race to it in excitement and anticipation.
>Heart starts beating
>"Here it is, finally."
>It's a damn e-mail from Livingsocial.
>She's forgotten to text you.
Is there a worse feel?
>The betas are distinctively asian
Jesus christ. The jews are going to have a field day with them.
>>29676361
Text her "Please respond", it worked for mebut not really.
>>29676399
>chad should be black
>betas should be white
inaccurate cartoon is inaccurate
Fuck this stupid smug faggot
Post in this thread if you hate the robot
Motherfucker has given me so many mutes, as if I need something else in my life telling me that I'm not good enough to be heard.
Motherfucker has given me so many mutes, as if l need something else in my life telling me that I'm not good enough to be heard.
>>29676352
I really just hate hack_blastard
How do I get a cute, awkward and shy girlfriend like this?
>cute, awkward and shy girlfriend
These aren't real, m88.
>>29676342
Leave 4chan for a start.
>>29676385
She is a shy tom boy
>it's time to get a haircut again
>>29676333
trips of trimming
>not buzz cutting your hair yourself
I do this like twice a year when it gets too long.
>>29676423
This
Feels good
No more normie barbers, plus money saved
Why is the world so cruel?
(( INFP and INFJ thread only ))
at least you aren't INTP
>F
Pretty much the easiest way to spot a faggot
>>29676356
>when mine isn't listed
i can't stop fapping to women's sexy soles
>>29676319
Where'd ya get that lad?
>>29676511
on /r/feet aka feet nirvana
reddit women have much nicer feet than 4chan women. they're also smarter, funnier, and kinder.
>>29676552
I've always been a fringe footfag in that I can't get off to solo models, so /r/feet is shit to me
9 times out of 10 I need to be watching lesbian foot fetish stuff to get off.
Have you ever used the services of an escort or prostitute?
If so, please describe the encounter(s).
Things like:
>what country?
>how long did it last?
>what was the cost?
>good experience? bad?
C'mon lads, don't be shy...
I t'ain't gonna tell nobody...
>>29676316
>country
USA, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Dominican
>how long
minutes to 1.5 hours
>cost
between $20/200
>good? Bad experience?
Both, but mainly just another addiction to feed.
>>29676480
Can you match the prices to the countries?
Which country was best on average, considering price and quality/performance of the girls?
ITT: Song that plays during your funeral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FowLDgIXGG0
>>29676259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgHiSEoOdz8
pic not related
>>29676259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7g3RuoreRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
I make no apologies
I caught you knocking at my cellar door, I love you baby can i have some more
>>29676241
Ooh ooh the damage done
>>29676896
I hit the city and I lost my band
>>29678168
I saw the needle take another man
bitcoin is about to hit 700
why didn't you buy in r9k?
>>29676143
I did. @ $12. Mined some too.
Feels good, man.
>>29676413
you sold at 12 dollars
when you could of sold 1300? seriously
>>29676509
Nooo...I bought at $12.
Also sold some at $800, bought them back at $300.
>Well, I guess that they just booked double rooms and didn't think about the fact that we were an odd number of girls and an odd number of guys...
>They probably thought that we were the two with the least chance of "something happening" when they put us together, haha!
>>29676134
I can sleep on the sofa m'lady.
haha yeah what a weird contrived situation hhah
They were right. Hope you like sleeping on the floor, I don't allow subhumans near me.
Has anyone here ever changed their name (especially if you live in the US)?
I've wanted to desperately for years but the court fees have always stopped me. Now I finally earn enough to pay for it, but I'm faced with all kinds of legal bullshit, and I can't find the goddamn forms anywhere. I'm thinking hiring a lawyer just to make sure I don't fuck it up would be my best bet, but maybe I'm just an idiot and I'm missing something simple.
I always wanted a different name since every single person always gets it wrong but my country literally doesnt allow it except for going tranny. fml
Dude I went to college with changed his name from Tyrone to Roger. Said he didn't want his resumes thrown out without being read.
Turned out to be a great decision.
Nah Pham
Like my last name
My first name is meh but it was chosen by my mom and it's special to her so fuck it I'll keep it
just bought an evil angel subscription
any recommendations?
Here ya go.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-gas
>>29676132
bit extreme. was only 10 euro
>>29676099
You should buy a subscription to your local trash company then throw your computer away.
Who here /attractive robot/?
8+/10 only.
>>29676069
You're not 8/10, dude. You're a 6.
>>29676081
hahaha says the 4 (if i'm being generous)
>>29676081
>You're not 8/10, dude. You're a 6.
it's funny that you said this. i h.ave some news for you.
![XPvFlRd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Yy82gLm.png "XPvFlRd[1]")
![WelloffBriefLamprey[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/WylZHF2.jpg "WelloffBriefLamprey[1]")
