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What would you do if you had two heads /senpai/?
>>29680021
If I had two heads? I'd kiss my other head while it slept
If I met a girl with two heads, I'd try to fug her
I'd bang her. I'd gf them both.
>>29680037
>If I met a girl with two heads, I'd try to fug her
pic related had one bf for each head BTW. I think they dated separately somehow.
There is a party downstairs with 10/10 stacy cousins. What do?
Nothing.
original original original
Post pics obviously. How old are they?
>>29679955
Ill try to take creepshots keep thread alive
I bought a flute yesterday.
Any tips?
>>29679924
Stick the whole thing up your ass.
you ought to know the drill
>insert into anus
>>29679924
OP, I have a pic for you.
Hey guys, I go to reddit every day AMA
Same AMA
>>29679922
more than we'd like to admit, a lot of us probably visit reddit too
4chan just isn't sufficient human interaction sometimes, at reddit you always get to talk to someone.
also you can always find a subreddit for some sparring interest
>>29679922
>>29680090
What are your opinions on paper mario
Why do people pretend these are cute?
>>29679866
but anon, they ARE cute.
>>29679866
The same reason your parent pretend to love you
>>29679933
wew the edge
>You don't mind my past right anon
That's.. inappropriately hot.
Also race mixing RAARGH!
>another RP thread
fuck off with these
>>29679860
no, not really you can do what you want. now goodbye
>need to order a pizza if I want to eat tonight
>afraid to talk on the phone
Just skip a night anon. A few days without food won't hurt you.
>>29679831
Almost all pizza places allow you to order online. Is this bait or are you legitimately retarded?
>>29679831
>order a 15 dollar pizza
>eat once, maybe twice
Or,
>get 15 dollars worth of food
>eat for a week
No wonder you fucks are all poor.
Name an autistic hobby.
>Metaldetecting
>>29679803
Shiteposting.
>>29679803
>Fishing
>Vidya
>[X] Collecting
>>29679803
That can be a hobby? OK.
What about geocaching, is it autistic too?
am i still a virgin if my dick was inside her but i didnt cum because i had to pull out my dick since it hurt after a few minutes?
No, that's just how sex is.
>>29679708
Your dick rubbed along the inside of your mother's vagina when you were born. You're not a virgin.
Sometimes when I'm having sex, they either cum first (or finish before me somehow), making me walk away with blue balls. I take too long to cum, even by myself.
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who actually don't like vagina
What's wrong with you?
SOURCE?
and also i have never touched one, how do i know vaginas dont have teeth
>>29679660
>3DPD vagina
Nah, I'll stick with 2D dicks.
>>29679660
This is fucking gross for some reason
This tv series is literally /r9k/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1703925/
>works for his dad
>his dad abuses him
>wants to kill himself
>fails
>lives next door to the girl he likes
>the girl lives with her bf
>takes care of the girl's dog every single day while she bangs her bf
>starts seeing the dog as a human and talking to it, losing his mind
>the girl next door even gets engaged
>his sister is a coal burner (exclusively dated blacks)
>he's a manlet NEET
need I go on? everyone on this board needs to watch this show.
No this is /r9k/ the show you faggot
10/10 show
Good taste OP
yea it's pretty r9k tier television. the show gets boring after the first season though and the running gags like bear just get extremely annoying after a while.
but yes, he is the closest thing to a robot that i can think of on television. literally is a beta orbiter the entire show.
So I'm browsing reddit, and I stumble upon this, and I'm instantly thinking, "Why the fuck would you chug a 2L bottle of soda? Why would you do that to your body and then record it for everyone to see?"
And then I saw the AUTISM shirt and it explained everything. Is it just me, or is it always autistic people doing retarded shit like this? I don't think normies would chug 2L of fucking soda.
Normies would do it with alcohol.
I did it with beer once. I recommend it.
>>29679654
Link the video, I'm too lazy to search for it.
>>29679654
>So I'm browsing reddit
please fuck off back
>decide to finally take a shower after a few months
>get wet
Don't you lose mana when you do that?
>>29679688
Its necessary in order to not be tainted by dark magic
>>29679769
Oh ok. I don't really know much about this but I don't want to be tainted by dark magic for sure.
Required viewing for all NEETs seeking to improve their comfy levels.
Welcome to the NHK
Just look it up, give it a watch, I know you've got the time to kill...
I don't think a single hikki NEET hasn't watched/read it. There are NHK threads every friday. You must be new.
>>29679619
Who's the girl in the glasses?
I've only read the book
>>29679619
That shit just made me even more depressed famalam.
Im High as fuck right now
what should I do
high on acid
Get off 4chan and go have adventures outside or something
Also, get a notebook and a pen. Depending on what dose you are chances are you'll go into a trance where you talk/write to God/spirits
>>29679537
When I took LSD I came up with interesting ideas. You won't be communicating with gods, they don't exist, don't delude yourself when on LSD. It is simply changing the way you think, so think. I also found watching Star Trek to be fun, I watched the episode where Spock becomes a hippy with emotions.
>>29679537
You're going to die some day very soon
