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My mom called me over and asked me if I've seen the anime "asuka"
She was reading this in the Jewish paper
I died
Top kek 10/10 post
>>29680943
>says that the belief of a jewish conspiracy is anti-semitic in itself
>admits that jews have a disproportionate impact on society
oy vey nothing to see here goyim
>>29680943
OP, the quality of your scan is another Shoah.
OSRS thread! Join Sarajevo_mk1 and throw bantz, make fun of rs3 and maybe get a rune gf all while getting those xp gainz
>actually playing osrs
Why would I make fun of RS3 when it's even funnier to laugh at OSRS? Vidyascape here you're both faggots.
>>29681047
>being born post 2000
kek
Is 20 too old for college ?
I had to take a break from schooling due to health reasons. What age do people normally attend college (Not uni college)
Will it be awkward, am I going to be a weird loser.
Pic unrelated, it's bait.
i love swimsuit porn
>>29680917
I'm going back again now, will be turning 23.
There were plenty of people older than me when I went the first three times though, so you won't stick out much at 20 I think.
This is university though
>is being college age to old to be in college
Lighten up, will you?
Hey creep stop eye raping me, I'm just here to workout
This is why sunglasses were invented.
>>29680861
>Walk out of the house wearing the most revealing clothes possible
>Get assmad when guys start to look
Woman logic.
>>29680940
I thought they were invented to keep the sun out of your eyes
What's the strangest thing to ever acquire a fanbase?
>>29680830
the columbine hs massacre
oreganiol
>>29680830
Elliot Rodger
quite peculiar tbqh senpai
Animated ponies
What's your fetish?
Weirder the bettermine is to be dominated, I want her to punch me in the face as I cum. I want to be choked, scratched, bit.
I want to look in the mirror in the morning and see the markings of a fantastic night
I'm really into socks, knee to thigh high stripey socks get my dick going
Oh and glasses
>>29680765
I want to be transformed into a ittle girl, my memories erased, only thing left that I know is I love dick
>>29681201
Nice, could be hard to roleplay the erased memories part though
acne feels thread
>tfw people look only at your zits when they first see you
>tfw you keep the lights in your room off so you don't have to look at your face
>tfw everyone said your acne would go away after high school, but you graduated 7 years ago
end my life senpai
>>29680721
Looks like you're genetically inferior bro
>>29680721
How much do you weigh? Do you work out? What do you normally eat?
>>29680791
i dont think any of that shit matters really
severe acne is all genetics
my internet is down for a long time.
wtf am I supposed to do in the mean time?
please suggest some stuff, I didn't realise how independent I've become on the internet after I turned neet.
>inb4 'you're using the internet right now'
I'm using my phone for this, and it ain't cheap.
bonus points if I don't have to leave the house
>>29680696
>that filename
>phone
hmm....
Is your shitty internet because of tachyons?
Mine is.
>>29680696
Read a fucking book
>walking down the street
>minding my own business
>suddenly SQUACK
>thud and a peck on my back of head
>wot the fug?
>turn around
>this MOTHERFUCKER, proudly perched on its tree was the only bird in sight
I couldn't forget its black body with a fiery strike on it's wing, and got a quick identification. I honestly don't know why it attacked me, and was genuinely pissed at it and gave it the finger.
Fuck that shitty bird, worse than Canadian Geese.
>>29680648
You were probably walking close to its nest, they usually atack anything that gets close.
>>29680692
After some additional research it looks like they're just assholes.
I also saw no nest as it was on a young tree
>>29680747
lol, cool bird. We don't have them around here
>Keep a flag collection
>Birthday coming up
>Sending my mother links to flags she can buy for me
>Sent her Iceland, Bhutan, St Kitts and Neviss
>Checked the email
>Accidentally sent a link to the asexual pride flag
>It was right next to the Icelandic flag on Amazon
>Didn't realise what I sent
>Now my mother is calling me
>Father is calling me
>My family are all Muslim
>Have a cousin who was beaten half to death for coming out as Bisexual
>Just checked my email, father sent me a message of himself holding an Atlas saying 'if asexual pride isn't a country I will break both your legs'
>they won't believe my honest truth
what the fuck do I do
>>29680622
get the hell out. call the police dude. Do it. Good luck.
>>29680622
>Flag collecting
I guess I have something new to post in the autistic hobbies threads.
>>29680622
Muslims are peaceful people, what are you afraid of?
Can we have a feels thread?
Get it off your chest, now!
What is troubling you?
If I'm playing videogames for 6 hours a day I may as well cut my nuts of and go crawl under a parked car and die?
I can't get off this couch. I start a new job on Wednesday, good salary, full benefits, but I can't seem to get my head into wagecuck mode. I just want something to kill me so I can stop being a failure.
>>29680582
>no husky to cuddle
>tfw no mata straining, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, isda skinning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Hey man, tell me. Where is she from?
Thanks mate!
>>29680613
She's probably from the phillipines, judging from face structure
I'm at the anime expo right now. Not a lot of qt filipinas. This was a mistake
>many years ago
>visiting Serbia
>pretty nice Serb taxi driver
>some BMW cunt bumps him on purpose
>taxi driver pulls out a fucking AK carbine
>shoots one of BMW faggot's mirrors off
>everyone is chill about it
Fuck you Serbia, this is why I'm afraid of traveling.
Just dont go to fucking Serbia. Also kek.
>>29680812
First and last time.
>>29680573
friend of my mother proposed her to call some of her Serbian friends to kidnap my father to Serbia (we're French) and scare him for life if he continued to act like a douche.
(no need to say my mother declined the offer and preferred divorce instead)
Serbia is the little Russia of southern Europe I guess
I have created an elaborate fake life to lie to my work colleagues. I have invented people from my past and people I know in stories I have told them to ward off the fact that I'm a friendless kissless virgin.
Sometimes I even fondly remember stuff just to remember that it was a lie I made up.
>>29680561
i feel like that's a disservice to yourself more than anything
>>29680561
stinky poontang like bad stinky dog like bad stinky
Remember OP. To lie effectively you have to believe in your own lies.
Go outside, Iosers.
and do what?
I don't have any friends.
Should I just walk around aimlessly?
>>29680589
Yes, thats what I do literally every day. Its fun.
>aimlessly
Stop thinking like a normie. Normies only walk to get from their car to a place, you can just go on a leisurely walk for 5 hours and enjoy being outdoors.
>>29680558
eat a dick terriyaki
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