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Curios about how others use piss bottles.
1. Have you ever pissed in a bottle or similar container when you could have used a toilet?
2. Do you use bottles regularly?
3. Why?
For me, I piss in bottles somewhat often but not regularly. I can't explain exactly why I do, it just gives me a feeling of satisfaction to see the urine measured and contained.
Pic related, this is last weeks bottles.
>>29682031
what the fuck, are you serious? you're obviously in a building so why can't you just go to the bathroom?
>>29682057
I can, sure. Sometimes I do.
Only when mom has guests round.
Anyone here barefoot in pajama pants right now? If you are, take a pic with your legs spread out. Let's get a nice big group going on.
>>29681976
Do people really sleep in pajamas?
>>29682022
Lots do
I sleep in a tee-shirt and undies.
For some reason, it's harder to fall asleep if I'm completely naked.
Who here got parents who get drunk on a regular basis?
>greentext your experience
>mom says she is out of money
>somehow finds a way to buy two bottles of wine
>she drinks one bottle right away
>she starts getting on my nerves with stupid jokes, trying to make me answer stupid questions
>she think she is funny when she is just annoying
>>29681951
Sorry OP. My mother has a chronic illness and she has to take pain meds, so she either sleeps all day, or sleeps sitting up and every time I tell her she needs to lay down she says she's not sleeping. Even though she falls asleep leaning on the coffee table in front of the couch. Idk what to do either.
>go to bathroom
>door's ajar
>dad's passed on on the floor with his pants around his ankles
>he even brought his wine into the bathroom
My mom does the same exact shit OP. I fucking hate being around drunk people especially my parents who won't leave me the fuck alone.
>Eggman went from sleeping 3 hours every 2 days to a comfy, 9-5 job with weekends off
>His channel updates regularly again, Eggy's Rollup and Streams
We're all going to make it, bros.
He's said last night he'd be streaming tonight.
Also he's writing a book, which will retail for $2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFXqw2bQ_yA
He also spits fire rhymes.
How would one go about hiding a 6ft tall 190lbs dead body?
A-asking for a f-friend ofcourse..
>>29681907
Eat it you moron. Grind the bones up into a powder then dispose of however you wish
Bring it to the country and feed it to pigs.
Sacrifice it piece by piece to Moloch for protection.
>tfw you realise that the whole "normie" concept is just the robot's way of homogenizing society in order to make himself feel special.
>he thinks we want to be this way
wew
go back to s4s, you twee redditor retard
your board may be dead but that's not our problem
>robots thinking they're special
This is a great new forced meme. Keep posting it and I'm sure some moron will start regurgitating it.
You have a board full of angry, frustrated, depressed, socially withdrawn, stunted and often suicidal individuals, and this somehow makes them "special"? "Unique"?
The only person who is special here is you, OP, you seem to have missed your short bus and meandered into /r9k/ by accident.
Would you?
Also she doesn't even look mexican.
>>29681828
Mexican has no real single look. I'm Mexican and both my parents are from Mexico, but my Mom has white skin and my dad was brown.
>>29681870
What are your (and both your parents) thoughts on muslims?
Are we accepted?
Muslim here. Bangladeshi origin.
>>29681828
How doesn't she look Mexican?
DUDE I'M A GIRL LMAO
LOOK I'VE GOT THE GENITALIA TO PROVE IT
>>29681812
You know what? This is disgusting
Looks convincing enough to me, and trust me, I've seen tons of vagina in my day.
>>29681812
DUDE
WEED
LMAO!!!
DOODE
VAYGAYNAY
LMAO
WE
WUZ
KANGZ!!1
EN
SHIEEET
I'm tired of browsing this board. For 5 straight months I've been here. Between all of the people with gfs, the normalfags, the 'fembots', the good looking people who call themselves ugly, the people who always bicker and moan and complain that people are worse for liking or not liking something. I'm tired of it. I've found and tried to reach out to a lot of you, to try and be friends, but all of you ignore me, you hypocrites. None of you want companionship, all you want to do is win an Internet argument.
Fuck this hellhole. Normal people are better than you.
>>29681805
we realize that, thats why we are here. we dont want to bother them with our inferiority
have you still not got that yet?
love that guy btw, best moverino
see you tomorrow
og
>>29681805
>not understanding that 4chan is FOR venting and saying stupid shit
Who here living as a minimalist and happy?
>only job I can find is minimum wage retail
>like the idea of working ~30 hours a week and spending my free time learning stuff like languages
>parents are raging cuz I don't want to finish college and get a difficult but well-paying job
All I want is to be comfortable in a tiny cheap apartment with a simple job a lot of free time. Is it doable, or am I gonna run into trouble sooner or later?
>>29681803
if you want that kind of live, finish college.
>>29681803
Maybe, as long as you can convince yourself that the grass really is greener.
You'll constantly be attacked by normalfaggots trying to justify themselves by bullying you.
You should at least find a job with a union if you can, preferably.
Loneliness isn't that bad of a problem.
>>29681855
The real answer is finding a bullshit job. There are jobs that are a terrible strain that you can get with a college degree (law, medicine, non-bullshit software development (esp in video games)).
You need one of those nice cozy jobs that pay you fairly well to do nothing.
>>29681884
>You need one of those nice cozy jobs that pay you fairly well to do nothing.
What's an example? Something like sysadmin? I imagine that's just checking if the servers are up and fixing a BSOD every once in a while.
How do you calm down when you're angry?
My heart is fucking pounding I am so infuriated
>>29681796
throw your piss jugs at the wall, smell of piss is a naturally calming, and using your body for something empties alittle of that anger.
Worry stones, mantras, music, or just getting on the computer, opening a word document, and stream of consciousness typing out all your rage.
masturbate obviously
>mom found the corpse attic
>>29681755
Mom found the smegma vial
>>29681755
>mohmmar found this piss bombs
>>29681755
>dad found the monkey bomb
ITT: crazy shit that happened at your high school
>kid goes into the woods and burns himself alive
>>29681680
Moar originalasagnia
kid gets a girl preg in the school bathroom
Senior runs away from home, picks up a 13y.o. girl, found across state lines fucking her in a hotel room with hard drug, baggies, scale etc. in the trunk of his car.
Make sure to read the rules thoroughly, especially the section on your colony, otherwise you won't get one.
Specify what colour you'd like and where you want to start, when we have 5 people ready we'll get going.
>>29681664
Example of a post
>>29681664
Uhh green for Ireland?
uhhh blue for bloomin england?
Do the people of r9k like balisongs?
I ordered one and its arriving soon
pic related its the balisong
Balisongs are good for flipping, but are absolute shit for anything else other than a letter opener.
>inb4 butthurt cholos
>>29681659
switchblades are more fun
>>29681659
ha, i have one in my pocket right now. like this anon said>>29681705 theyre just fun for flipping while i smoke cigarettes or get drunk. other than that theyre completely useless.
