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How do I find a cute, feminine boy to cuddle and do lewd things with?
>>29685581
so are you totally opposed to the idea of being a bitchboi ?
>>29685581
Luck. Try standing near places they can be seen. Universities, for example.
You have bonus points if you're female, Most femine boys aren't faggots..
You have extra bonus points if you're not fat, they still have a little bit of self respect.
I'm still figuring it out myself OP. I haven't had much luck online even though I live in a big city.
Post things that trigger 4chan
>>29685556
black skin
successful people
social life
and of course normies reee
South Africans posting selfies when clearly they don't have internet.
The irony is , i have the same condition.
oregano oregano weed
Post nonsense and total random bullshit. Any and all are welcome.
Neets , LGBT , Right wing conservatives. Come all , come all one.
> I met a man on steam once
>he was a neet but a hardworker. smart man
> me and him would play DayZ
> months went by and he introduced me to his friend.
>Carla ( not her real name)
>I became friends with Carla
> Carla would go on to date the man i met on Dayz
>That was 2014
>be 2 weeks ago
>Carla and the man haven't talked in 6 weeks
>Carla is worried but she can only call and email and message so much,
>once last attempt to make contact willl happen soon.
??????
Megan. and Roxy. I will find you one day and ended what i started.
>
>mark Wahlberg beat two Vietnamese men, one with a stick, in a racially motivated attack
>op is fat mark Wahlberg
>>29685588
are you mad he did that mon ami ?
>>29685630
I wouldn't be able to tell you all of if now right now, but if I did, it would be under the sounds of the fireworks above our heads by the stars right now.
Who else /eats when bored/ ?
>Not even hungry
>Thinking about ordering a medium 2 topping pizza and 12-piece buffalo chicken bites from Dominoes just for the hell of it
I feel more comfy when my belly is full :(
>>29685548
you should start working out man. it'll help with the constant state of being hungry. and you might even drop a girl or two
I know that feel. I'm trying to limit my eating, but it's hard, especially since I'm high all the time.
Im fat but don't really overeat, I order pizza and other shit because im too lazy to prepare healthy food. Eating is a fucking chore, wish there was some kind of solid soylent that's not full of mercury and chemicals and doesnt rot in a week.
Do any of you actually enjoy using the internet?
What I mean is, do you look forward to getting online everyday? Or is it just a daily part of your life?
I'm asking because I just realized I don't actually find the internet entertaining anymore, but I keep coming back, because it's just become a part of my everyday routine.
I dunno if this question even makes sense, but I'm wondering if anyone else feels this way.
>>29685512
Only reason i even go on the internet is for 4chan. that's all i need.
I sometimes go on 4chan and sotes like it to kill time, I also like watching YouTube videos, but not normie-tier stuff
>>29685512
sometimes i get bored so i just do it less for a while or find a new thing to do online.
4chan is one of the only things that makes me genuinely laugh some days, though, so i'd say i do look forward to it a lot of the time. it's not always good and i probably waste too much time but when it's fun it's more fun than most other things.
Get you cock hard
I'd give her vagina whiplash.
Tear that ass to shreds.
She gets me so hard.
>>29685495
Shes good but shes no Anita
Post the part in that video in the OP's image where she shows her hairy armpits.
>>29685495
I really don't know why I find that girl attractive. She looks healthy, I guess, but she has a fat face and beady eyes. qt smile, though. Maybe that's it.
what is the best taste in the world, and why is it the female butthole?
>tfw no girlbutt to eat
Orginal source?
plz plz plz
>>29685490
wish I knew, tbqh senpai
asslick bump
This thread is for Chad's you've come across in real life. What did they do. What happened.
>be me, NEET alcoholic masterrace
>befriend a brazilian chad in a hostel
>he challenges me to drink more than him to look cool in front of some girls
>I win by a large margin
>he goes to the room with a girl
>after 5 mins she comes down the stairs, she looks disgusted
>he vomited all over his bed
>"his"
>it was actually my bed
>I force myself to vomit in his suitcase
>go to sleep in the park after I'm done
>Be me, 15yr old skinny fat
>Bullied in high school
>Mother buys dumbbell set for birthday
>Year later attend local gym
>3 years later strongest guy there
>Bench, deadlift, OHP records
>Off season trainning buddy with physique bodybuilder W
>Get bad case of flu for a couple of weeks
>Can't eat and have fever
>Lose decent amount of fat/water
>First time look fucking jacked
>Use as profile pic on tinder
>Swipe right about 90% of women
>No matches
>Fuckthisshit.jpg
>Talk to W about lack of success
>He pulls out phone
>"It's easy dude!"
>He had hundreds of matches
>Chatting with several qt3.14s
>I cut my workout short that day
>Walked into shop to buy whiskey
>Went home and cried and drank myself to sleep
>>29685830
This just helps prove that all that matters is facial aesthetics.
Why are white people so weird lookin?
>>29685409
Hm, really makes you think huh
originaldo
>>29685464
I don't get white people. Why did they make their faces so weird?
>>29685485
omg y r u being so rasist
not cool dude
who else /energy drink addict/?
>>29685380
I wouldn't say addict but I have a 500ml can each day for the last 6-7 years
cheap bastard energy
>>29685380
Red Bull has given me
>bad stomach issues
>pimples inside my ears
>probably killed my enamel
Don't drink them every day, just drink them once or twice a week. And remember, the most important rule. Be yourself.
>be bored
>watch some When Cheese Fails cold cast marathon
>be on bed just watching it
>imagine watching it with pseudowaifu
>imagine pseudowaifu starting to get a little suggestive and touchy feely
>go full fantasy with tying her arms behind her back and her getting on top of me facing away
>anal sex ensued
>orgasm in her ass, my arms holding her against me, feeling her ribs and biting her collarbone
>cum into my hands and wash it off
>zone back into cold cast, some fucking guy is trying to 14 nexus
>lol
how's your day been
well I just got diarrhea after having very healthy shits for a week so I'm not doing too great
>posting my waifu
>speaking about anal sex with her
for shame OP
>>29685552
Pseudowaifu.
Heather just looks somewhat like what my waifu would probably look like, I don't really have a real waifu yet.
oh, and by the wayasuka is worst girl
I'm not into femdom, and I also haven't watched NGE, but I know that I want more Asuka and this is a bump for that.
>>29685352
Asuka "The Holocauster Tycoon" Soryu
>>29685441
>i want more asuka
>i haven't watched nge
makes sense
What's the nicest thing a girl has ever said to you?
>>29685285
masha'llah alamidullah takbir haruk bismillah
"you promised you wouldn't do it on my face"
>>29685285
Ewwwww what a creeeeeep
Omgggggg you look like a virgiiiiin
Chad, kick his ass! You're a real man! Teehee!
How do I add more mass. This is fucking embarrassing. How am I supposed to impress Stacy if I don't break her toilet?
Eat more food, get more mass.
>>29685280
How do I increase potency without affecting the mystique?
>>29685371
The bulk of your poo is fiber so you should eat more fruits and vegetables or take a fiber supplement.
I went to this normie party and it was exactly like you guys said
Drunk guys and girls everywhere. Screaming and yelling stupid shit and laughing like retards etc
The most beautiful girl was dating some huge fucking asshole who when he got angry kicked a table over and sold drugs and shit
Normies are fucking fucked in the head baka
Now i understand why elliot did what he did. Humans fucking suck
>>29685234
>I went to this normie party
you can just call it a party normalfag
>>29685234
settle your horses. you hate people because they mistreat you. they mistreat you because you don't look good and act autistic. don't look ugly, stop being an autistic brat. start living your life
>>29685314
>start living life
Hahaha holy shit I love this
Look at this guy! He gets his feel good chemicals doing things socially that most other people do. What a bad ass. I'd love to be living life like him.
