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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack is considering his suicide options because he's tired of slaving his life away for the wage. Enjoy your 3 day weekend, Jack. That is, if you survive it. Tick, tock.
>be wagecuck
>wake up to thi sound every morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlqOpkmy4C0
>have a shower (don't to keep your natural aroma and preserve your skin's rejuvenating oils in case your boss gets triggered)
>get on the car
>enter the traffic jam, a massive shapeless horde made entirley of angry, depressed drones
>self loath all the the way until you get to your office
>boss wants to fire you
>colleagues hate you
>food is terrible
>repeat for the rest of your life
>>29686379
>(don't to keep your natural aroma and preserve your skin's rejuvenating oils in case your boss gets triggered)
What did he mean by this?
>>29686531
It means you smell like normie.
>in drive through for McDonald's
>hear the people in front of me
>couple laughing loudly
>having fun with each other
>having fun as a couple
>even at McDonald's
>tfw you will never know that feeling
You would know that feeling if you put a modicum of effort into your shitty life.
>>29686315
When was the last time you asked out a girl in person? Be honest
>neighbors all have family over, cooking out, having bonfires, shooting fireworks, generally having fun.
>I'm sitting here waiting for quiet hour so I can call the cops if they go over it.
>seeing their joy ruined will be the highlight of my week, probably month
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you once again
I'm surprised that was an original comment.
SILENCE LIKE A CANCER GROOOOOOOWS...
Original lyrics written by me:
You feel the tears well up, you start to sob
If feels like you got beat with metal rod
When you see her smile, her blue eyes too
You cry, because her smile's not for you.
>respect
>thankfullness
>honor
>laziness
>faith and religion
>choice/freewill
>masochism
>empathy (sympathy is okay)
>love
>luck
>the female orgasm
>sexual taboos
>copyrights
>patents
>monogamy and marraige
>foster care
>maturity
>porn
>captcha
>profiles to post and private communities
>tax
>insurance
>profit
>home gun ownership being legal
>anyone being allowed to have nukes
>fossil fuels being used
>nepotism
>fake feminism
>locking an animal in any kind of cage, humans included (jail/prison)
>murder/executions
>>29686242
>OP wants to live in a society which will implode into itself within the first day
absolute madman
>sleeping bags
>bus stops
>digital clocks
>>29686242
>Temperance.
Just man up, take as much cognac as it's humanly possible, snort a whole table mountain of cocaine, then get angry and shoot a shotgun shell into a nigga's face in impulse.
>Utopia
Fuck any utopia or any utopic system or idea.
>anti-female violence laws
Now bear with me for this one. I don't think you should beat the living shit out of your wife, but I feel that, for women being way more child-like (even physically so, retaining facial traits and voice-aspects from childhood), they are in the family circle almost like children of their own husband's, who should give them a few slaps if they misbehave, however it's also the husband's duty to protect and teach his wife, like a child.
>group-mentality
Fuck any group mentality, collectivist idea or any anti-individualist thought.
>the human obsession around death
Death's a scared little bitch pissing her hello kitty panties compared to extended torture and permanent physical damage caused by grievous bodily harm
>the maturity =/= violence idea
People think that maturity equates to being a pussy that takes shit from everyone and never does anything about. To be mature you gotta be a complete doormat that people use to clean shit stains off their boots on.
>tfw no gf
Anyone here found true love? What's it like?
>true love
Kek
Like heaven and hell.
Love doesn't last. You're better off without.
Whats for dinner tonight, poverty-bots? For me, it's hotdogs with bb sauce and chipotle mustard for dipping + homemade bread and Michelob Ultra to wash it all down.
>vaccation
>between semester SO works a fuck ton to have 'spending money' for the whole year
>rest of the year i pay rent and such so she stays loan free like me
>she makes me food boxes because she won't be home
got about 14 boxes of food a 1,2 euro each in the fridge. today it's stew with rice, just like yesterday. i don't mind. we can go out and eat fancy when she has her free day.
>>29686207
>black beans in ramen (on the right, the left is cheap tortilla chips that I never eat).
Ramen noodles with 3 eggs in it. Has a good amount of calories and protein for cheap, can't complain
Maybe some of you can help me, because I have no idea what just happened.
Posted on a different board earlier, no replies. If there's a better board for his, let me know.
I was at a local grocery store, when this guy and girl walk in, early 20s, maybe high school. The dude seemed normal, but the girl was wearing a tight outfit, ass totally hanging out behind her (like the pic, but you could see that much when she was just standing),no panties, and looked like she was either on drugs or legally retarded: mouth wide open, eyes glazed, slow movements. They just kinda walked in, checked out the place, then left.
1. What the fuck was that?
2. How can I fuck a drugged out teen?
3.should I have said something? Like "nice ass!"
>>29686136
you should have called the police on them, suspicious behaviour
>didn't take pics to jack off to later
>didn't stalk them while having a boner
you fucking faggot
>>29686181
Totally stalked them. Kept dat ass in view as much as I could. I think the guy noticed...
>>29686157
>Call the cops
No way, I wanna fuck that retarded chick.
what music are we listening to /r9k/?
very underground and edgy
Icon for Hire - Watch Me.
I haven't seen anyone talk about them but they're pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc3hu1OTOpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEe8ev3zTGY
etc
great car music
>>29686082
not a fan of the singer or her lyrics, but i like the idea of that dubstepish/singing mix. could get behind it if it was a male vocalist.
listening to slugs by Lil ugly mane right now, all his shits good
So you Americuck wagecucks aren't planning on working the 4th? You'll time paid double. You love money, don't you? Get to work and enjoy working the holiday.
I'm salaried so I'm getting paid anyway. Have fun begging mommy for lunch money neetfag ;^)
>>29686019
It's not like you can just say "hey, I'm showing up on the 4th". Business is closed.
Also it's 3x pay and I am working. That's almost $100/hr. I'd be retarded to turn that down.
>tfw I get paid holidays
>tfw I have Monday and Tuesday off
>tfw I pay NEETS like you with my taxes
I WANT REPARATIONS NEETY! STOP TAKING NEETBUX FROM MY PAYCHECK
>asked mom to get me chicken fries from bk
>tfw she got me nuggets instead
>>29685982
Chicken fries are disgusting
>>29686050
You're disgusting, delet this
your mom is a straight up busta
>Hear nigger neighbors screaming
>see cops outside
>son arrested
>Old black woman screaming he dindu Nuffin
meme magic kek wills it etc
theres a bunch of monkeys partying loud as shit for like hours right now 1 house down
i cant hear myself think
>>29685970
>Making up stories because bored.
Anyone else have big lips out there? Is it good, bad, neutral? I feel self-conscious sometimes but I'm undecided how I ultimately feel.
I'd kiss those lips if that's what you want to hear.
>>29685988
Are you a qt anime girl?
oreganoaa
I do and they are super sensitive. If I eat salty, hot, sour, spicy, and cold food they swell even bigger usually for half an hour from hot and cold stuff and spicy stuff makes them stay red and swollen for hours. Even mild salsa is too much for them. I added pepper to my potatoes two hours ago and this is them. I really hate them
>it's been a year and I still think of my ex girlfriend
These feels aren't going to go away, are they/
>>29685940
2 and a half years, the thoughts are only just starting to fade now. But pro-tip, you will never forget them -- especially if they were your first.
Best thing you can do is talk to other QT's to make you forget.
>has had a girlfriend
NORMIE GET OUT
>>29685976
>tfw just had my first relationship (age 22) ended the other day because circumstances were crazy
>was the first and only time I've ever had sex, first relationship kiss, etc
>have to constantly keep my mind on other shit or drink to suppress it
I've never quite been there before, but was actually concerend I'd crack and off myself right after it happened. I made it. Now it's just painful all the time and I don't think I'm going to find somebody like her ;_;
JUST
Ask a robot who just purchased cyrstal meth anything. What should I expect?
Dont do drugs kids.
>>29685933
It's gonna make you in a super good mood but the crash is gonna make you cranky and depressed. You won't eat you won't sleep, etc.
Don't shoot it up, smoke it.
Needles are the most addicting way of use and you'll be fucked.
When smoking, curl your tongue up so that the taste won't make you gag.
>From a Robot who had a Meth Addiction for 4 years, been clean for 7.
DO your BEST to not get addicted. For a lot of people it's not only once...
>>29685972
op here, I think I'm just gonna snort it. I dont even have a pipe
Did it a few times, all I did was jerk off for 14 hours every time.
>it's another ''anon spends saturday night alone episode''
>>29685931
Joke's on you, it's 3am on Sunday morning.
>>29685931
Joke's on you, it's 11:55am on Sunday morning.
>>29685931
>it's another "anon spends every night alone" episode.
