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>Go to /r9k/
>Every thread is "I'm so sad because women won't fuck me but they're sluts even though I want to fuck a lot of girls!!"
>"Why won't women fuck me??"
>"ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES!"
Lol, and you actually think that you're superior even though you're all very insecure and depressed.
Sad fucks lol. Go ahead, throw all the flame my way but you know that you're unsatisfied with your lives. You shitpost on /r9k/ because you have literally NOTHING ELSE.
Have you ever even talked to a women one on one? I highly doubt it. That's why your views on women are so retarded. Grow up you fucking man-childs. You're nothing in the real world and you never will be anything. Fucking pathetic, lol. The whole world is laughing at you.
>>29688877
Every thread? No. Many threads? Yes.
This place has always been extremely toxic. It's better now than it was in 2014/2015. I still remember back then, looking at the fucking catalog page, and even though I am desensitized to life, I still felt a legitimate sense of despair and disgust for this place.
/r9k/ is also self-hating, and the people here do not seem to realize that they are worsening their situations by engaging in this cesspool shithole.
No one thinks their superior or don't realize they're hypocritical, they're just being honest and are the ones who currently fail in society. They can't change who they are and thus simply antagonize the normies.
>>29688929
I just find it weird that everyone here identifies with /pol/ ideology from the get go. They hate feminists (despite knowing next to nothing about the actual movement) and hate black people because they're afraid of anything that isn't what they're use to.
There's literally nothing anyone can say that can change or affect my opinion at all. I know that everyone who posts here doesn't have any friends. Wants a loving girlfriend (all whores tho amirite@!!) and never will be successful in life. I just came past this board the other day and was astonished that so many fuckups can congregate at one place.
Is it normal to cry every day?
>>29688868
why are you crying, anon?
>>29688868
no it means you're mentally ill, and while you may be ok in the short term while you're young, you will grow older with nothing to live for an eventually an hero
>>29688868
>Is it normal to cry every day?
No.
I almost do that too. Not quite on the verge of tears, but close to that. Every night.
h-hey y-your hair smells really nice
Now this cunt is truly hopeless
>>29689412
That is nonsense. You just have to be yourself and show confidence. Rule of 100 my man. As long as he keeps approaching girls at least 1 woman out of 100 will fuck him.
>>29689412
nah bro all he has to do is lift and jus b hmslf
self discipline and confidence go a lot way broi should also mention i love to suck dick
Who /military/ here?
101st leads the way
nope too blind and fat
>watched band of brothers and joined up
Isnt the 82nd or 101st being disbanded because of some stupid bullshit budget cuts.
In high school I got made fun of for looking like Dylan Klebold. What were you made fun over?
shut up retard , kmfdm sucks
Why would they fucking make fun of you for looking like a mass shooter
Did they want to get fucking shot
>>29688835
you don't look like dylan klebold though
you look more like a nerdy version of zack from saved by the bell.
If I were to go 3 weeks without eating, while exercising every other day, would there a noticeable difference in my body? I am not that fat, only about 20 lbs overweight.
>>29688804
You would leave quite the skinny corpse behind
>>29688804
You're already dead if you're on this site so no, no noticeable difference.
after about a week (less than that probably) you wont be doing any exercise you'll be doing a lot of passing the fuck out.
>you'll never fix your life
What the fuck is wrong with us
We know what is wrong but we can't fix the problem
The thing that is wrong is life.
>>29688793
just need the pants pulled a little lower senpai
>>29688793
1/10 wont fuck disgusting bellybutton.
> Be me, 234 years old
> Nuclear Holocaust survivor, but look like I made love to a cheese grater
> some shit went down after the bombs drop and I've been wandering ever since
> one day I'm in some old-ass gas station
> see 200 year old skeleton, it's clean and only bone
> wearing a cool fucking jumpsuit
> take it and put it on as an old radio plays in background
> sounds like a super mutant colony not far from here, on a mountain
> go to colony because I'm bored and super mutants generally don't mind ghouls
> some HUGE pendejo with a wig and pink glasses throws me in a cell
> they realize I'm good at fixing stuff so they don't mutilate me for shits and giggles
> eventually always kept in cell so I quickly lose track of time
> these mutants are huge, but almost all of them are about half my age
> mutants and ghouls don't age like humans
> some are almost senile
> one green skinned shitbrain literally DRAGGED A CAR in the building and asked me to fix it
> even brought GASOLINE
> HOW DID THIS GREENSKIN GET GAS
> LACK OF GASOLINE IS EXACTLY WHY WE LIVE IN AN IRRADIATED SHITHOLE
> the car is nuclear powered, so I tell the mutant its beyond my ability
> nearly rips my head off in anger
> the leader, called Tabitha, rips HIS head off, saying I'm too valuable to be killed by a "dumb dumb"
Let me explain why he was called Dumb Dumb. In the 2100s a guy called The Master created these mutants. He selected people with the least amount of radiation damage to be mutants, because they tend to have little to no brain damage. In the early 2200s, the Enclave (government remnants) sent some people to excavate the old base where the mutants were created. These people were NOT radiation-free.
> after some time a dude with a gunshot scar on his forehead shows up and kills every mutant
> single handedly
> likehow.jpg
> he frees me and offers to take me with him
> he seems okay so I go with him
> calls himself "Six"
> he's a mentally deranged sociopath
OP here. Want more? If so it'll be a bit since I'm typing on a phone.
> Six has a personal vendetta against every Legion, NCR, or raider we come across
> I've been shot more in these past few months more than I've been in 200 years
> one time we end up in this town that's been irradiated by the Legion
Legion = Roman looking slavers
NCR = Civilized republic looking to rebuild the world
Raider = drugged out idiot
> we break into a fire station and fight off these huge radscorpions
> Six finds an ax and names it "Knock Knock"
>I'm traveling with a heavily armed man that's as crazy as he is horny
> hits on this lady in an NCR outpost
> he's dressed up in an NCR uniform so he's fine
> Red headed lady beats the shit out of Six with a whiskey bottle and I put a round in between her eyes
> Once we were running towards a fortified Air Force base
> we were outrunning the artillery they were lobbing at us
> approach fence; they stop firing
> Six looks at me and asks if I can hop it
> Tell him no my back would break
> Six says "But... you're Mexican..."
> we later work for the Air Force base
> they have us travel to lake mead and get this old bomber out of the water
> the entire time Six is humming March of the Valkaries
> Let me tell you about how he once sent a bunch of fellow ghouls to space
Alright wagecucks, please motivate us NEETS to somehow get out there and get shit done. We all need motivation, and advice.
So lay it on us. How do we develop a good work ethic? How do we get over our fear of interacting with other people? What should we all remember when the going gets tough?
Self-confidence is literally the answer to all of those questions. It doesn't matter what others believe. What matters is what you believe.
>>29688778
I know that normalfaggots never accept this explanation, but I've had my self confidence crushed since I was young.
So, now it's time to move on with life and just get on with things, but I am finding trouble doing it. Normalfaggots don't understand, because everything comes naturally or semi-naturally for them.
>>29688808
Unlucky that you had your confidence stolen, but it remains the only answer to all of the problems people talk about here. It's not magic, it may not work for everyone, but it is the only way.
It's good to be self aware of your flaws, but if you have nothing good to say about yourself no one else will either. I don't have women come up to me, I'm average in looks and social skills, but I do alright because I developed skills and traits to be proud of, and people responded.
Unfortunately it tends to be one of those things where you can get it because you don't already have it, like your first job
fembots of r9k, what do think of your own kind? (women)
it seems like every day theres numerous women-hate threads here. don't get me wrong, i think women have been fucking everything up ever since the 60s and its only gotten worse.
but I'm interested in a fembots perspective. do you hate women as well? if so, why? do you feel that you are an exception to the rule?
if you don't hate women, why not? what do you think about the women-hate threads here and why would you browse r9k in the first place?
>>29688675
>fem
>bots
Hahaha. You've already revealed yourself to be a fucking normie, women can't be robots. You may as well have started a "Faces of /r9k" thread, that is the only way you could have revealed it easier.
>>29688675
I'm here because I hate women too.
Most are shallow and vain and petty.
I'd be friends with guys but that never works because they eventually want a relationship.
So I have no friends and I hate women- I might not be a robot but it's the reason I'm here
>>29688700
regardless, its become apperant over the last year that there are many women who browse this board, norms or not. I'm wondering why they are here
How do you approach girls, /r9k/?
Are girls even worth approaching, /r9k/?
>common interest
>no
If you want to be involved with them, do it while you're young and naive.
After a certain amount of age and insight they lose all their appeal.
if you dont think you're good enough, do not approach
you need to have a death wish-esque confidence to get their admiration
I asked my friend what her favorite genre was. Is she a pretentious cunt or did I actually say something wrong? The conversation seemed to be going pretty well before that, we were talking about Tolkien and other High Fantasy shit like Warcraft.
>>29688668
She's a cunt, but pushing the issue when she was clearly annoyed was spergy.
>>29688668
>Is she a pretentious cunt
yes
Women. Not even once.
tbo
Did Diogenes live in a tub or a barrel? Confused here. What's a tub anyway
>>29688650
I'm pretty sure those could both apply, while not fitting the ideal image for either.
>>29688650
it's always referred to as a wine barrel but some say it was more like a large tub that would be used to contain wine. I just call it a wine barrel but technically it isn't a barrel
Diogenes was literally [citation needed] the philosopher
who the fuck knows
>tfw you're the only virgin nigger in the world
I have never had a kiss, a hand hold, or a hug. Why do people think that niggers get automatic pussy
>>29688583
You're a niggerbot and I'm a robot, it doesn't really matter, in the end of the day we're both alone.
>>29688583
Because all niggers are racist.
>>29688583
Because all niggers are rapists.
anyone else they suspect they have undiagnosed ADD/ADHD
I'm what I'd describe as smartdumb. my IQ is like 130 but I've never done anything useful with it and act like a complete retard most of the time
>>29688527
does this guy ask for pics with girls and then strangle them?
>>29688527
maybe
maybe i just wanna be really really good at video games
>>29688527
>my iq is like 130
An iq test you took on the Internet isn't accurate.
