Do you guys like normie music?
It's my guilty pleasure.
>40y.o. men still singing songs about running away & teenage shit
why are they still releasing albums
please stop
>>29691466
Dude ranch was pretty good
>we're closer to the first day of 2017 than to the start of this year
>2016 is halfway over
>>29691451
>2012 junior year playing minecraft with bros and messing around after school in the computer lab felt like yesterday
>mfw it was actually 4 years ago
I still remember the feeling of the computers and the smell of the lab.
Heaven.
>>29691542
Man, I still remember the old days, going to the comic book store every wednsday with my one and only friend. I remember the exact smell. It was kind of damp and musty but so nostalgic
>mfw I realize that this happened 10 years ago
>>29691714
Isn't your nose amazing?
One time I was walking in the street and smelt something that smelt just like my old school, and in turn I had to run home because I almost cried.
>tfw wageslave at a Hotel
>tfw a stampede of Chinese/Japanese tourist group come into Hotel to check in
>tfw learned Chinese/Japanese as child
>"Anon at the front desk is a stupid blonde idiot"
>stare in disbelief
>wtfi'vebeensonicetoyou.zip
>tfw I don't get paid enough for this shit
>tfw Japanese/Chinese...
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Probably native Chinese or Korean. They tend to be fucking cunts.
>>29691540
OP Here, they all acted so entitled.
I fucking hate this job, I WANT BACK ON NEETBUX
>>29691427
Should have asked them if something was wrong. They'd probably have felt shame for insulting you in front of you.
>about to go to sleep
>mind starts thinking of all the shitty awkward social interactions I've had
>cringe about it and can't sleep
>>29691291
I get those flashbacks but they hit me randomly during the day. It's kinda what I imagine being struck by lightning feels like. My urge to die goes up 10000% for about a millisecond.
>have a spontaneous social interaction
>replay the scene in head endlessly like the words were the very harmonies of heaven
I'm not sure which is worse
>>29691291
drink 3 shots of vodka, the mild numbness and dizziness will make those thoughts seem petty and put you right to sleep
>hello robots. I lurk here often. Listen to my story.
I'm a 48 year old janitor at a local high school in Edmonton, Canada(the picture is me). I am a childless virgin. Behold, I am what many of you shall become. I am endlessly depressed. I am tired of this pathetic torture of an existence. I have to put up with kids who tease me, co-workers who mock me, and my crippling social anxiety. I can barely look a young student in the eye and speak to him without stuttering endlessly.
I am going to kill myself soon, within a week, once...
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>>29691261
How large is your model train setup?
>>29691261
>once I have all my plans fulfilled
and what plans would that be OP?
It's never too late to improve your life.
Who else has almost all the threads hidden?
been refreshing and hiding threads for about 2-3 hours now.
>>29691223
what are some good suggestions for filter keywords?
This is the reason why I'll probably quit 4chan soon
I'm hiding more threads than I enjoy and calling people idiots than getting meaningful dialogue
it's been fun but you really have been overrun by actual retards
>visit /robot9000/
>go to the catalog
>spend several minutes methodically hiding every single thread
>"that'll show em", I say, as I drink a victory 2L of Dr. Pepper
>tfw just shaved my butt and legs for the first time
So smooth
>>29691213
Pics or didn't happen.
Also prepare too wage an everlasting battle with leg hair.
One that you will lose.
>>29691324
This, I need pictures right asap now
>>29691324
>>29691400
>first time
it's clearly a dude
>Go to Thailand for summer vacation with family
>Meet a sexy ladyboy
>Sneak her into my hotel room late at night while family sleeping in room next door
>Lose my virginity to her
>Repeat this 3 times
>Develop strong feelings for her
>Want to make her my girlfriend
>She wants me to tell my dad about her
>Dad...
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She wants a green card, she's not a she and he has AIDS
Oh, while you've been gone out of thailand, he's been getting his boipucci smashed in all day for money too so he's been cheating on you
>>29691246
I fucked her in the ass and mouth without a condom and feel just fine. Also, she is only doing everything she can for money... Also she shows no signs of wanting to move to my country.
>>29691303
>and feel just fine.
The fuck does this mean? You're an idiot
What does holding a girl'shandfeel like?
I literally just posted this riff raff feels pic in another thread. Holy shit op
L I T E R A L L Y right after you look at the post number.
>>29691157
Sorry just found this pretty cool
>>29691179
but it's not.. it's a pepe, open it up.
spooky
>tfw no scribe bf
FOR THE BROTHERHOOD!
Scribes suck paladins are better
>tfw no rotting bf
>tfw post-fap regret
>tfw fap on omegle for 3 hours
>finally find a girl that's willing to see me bust
>shoot a top tier load with like 10 ropes of cum
>instantly disconnect and regret jacking off to a face of a girl instead of just porn
>>29691157
How can you shoot that many cum?
>regretting that which made you cum
normie logic
I think Kristen Stewart is the most attractive human on Earth. What about you?
>>29691096
yea shes pretty i reckon
She's cute but the most attractive I've seen is that pale blonde from blacked. I don't even like interracial but her face is perfect
>>29691096
Good lord, no. She's interesting, in her own way, but in no way the most attractive woman on earth.
Quick question,
If a person who is Chad-tier attractive has no friends, no social skills, and depression, can he be considered a robot?
Yes. The morose chadbot is a rare and beautiful creature.
Yes. Although, it is highly unlikely for a chad looking person to ever live the robot lifestyle. Good looking people are pampered and uplifted by everyone. Good looking people make friends naturally because people will seek them out. Good looking people get paid more too and are often thought of as smarter and kinder and more altruistic just because of the look of their face. People also have high expectations and a general interest in the well being of good looking people. Look at movies for an example. Many actors/actresses not only act well but they tend to be good looking....
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>>29691095
This is a Chadbot
>tfw even if I "get" a girl she won't love me back because I'm not chad
>>29691093
That pic is mad cute :3
>>29691777
That's pamperchu and he has ass cancer (thank god)
>>29691793
D: Poor guy
Also, die in a fire worthless shit
what did the neets of pre-internet era do?
people who've lived for long periods of time without internet access are also welcome.
share stories, come tell us your horrors anon
>>29691090
Sit in the streets and beg for money.
Become a hermit.
Join a religious organization and dedicate oneself to study and discipline.
We have it pretty good now, really.
>>29691090
Before the mid 80s, if you refused to work or participate in society, you could be committed into institutional care against your will You no longer had any rights, and could be experimented upon to find ways to "fix" you.
Many people were lobotomized, and left as insensate vegetables for the remainder of their lives. It was thought a slight disruption of the frontal lobe could return people to compliant normality, but when it failed, they would try again, pushing the icepick in a bit harder.
>>29691159
seriously? I just sit inside and cycle between reading books, listening to CDs, and paint.
occasionally I play mtg with a friend, but he's in the army and has a gf so we don't really talk much.