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well? what's your excuse?
go out there and get a girlfriend, robots!
The faggots on here only want Stacy though and are strangely really picky and have high, unrealistic standards. Have you seen the threads where anons post their ideal women? Always some basic bitch Stacy. Even in "average looking girl" threads, they post Stacies.
I'm too awkward.
I literally only go for the fat/nerdy/like me girls instead of Stacies and I still fail.
I was just chatting with a girl and she didn't reply for 15m so I failed.
We can't all make it.
That's your sister, anon. You're not fooling anyone.
What's stopping you? Lack of Internet? Money?
>>29692854
medication mostly. and the fact that i rely on it and will for life.
>>29692854
Ticks, chiggers, wasps, bees, snow, wetness. I just hate the fucking woods altogether.
I want somewhere comfy in the desert.
>>29692872
Pretty much this. Lived in the southeast my entire life, the greenery is beautiful but I'd rather be dry and warm.
I have saved money for two years.
I am buying either a small house or a mobile home in the desert.
Not so remote that I do not have Internet though. I am aiming for a town with a small population, maybe a few dozen.
My work can be done online. So I will have income to purchase food, Internet, health insurance, etc.
No more assholes in my life.
I drank only 3 beers over 4 hourst and everytining is spinning and i feel like im going to throw ip
that feel when you cant even get drunk like a normal person
NAJJABAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEN WILL IT TNED!>?
3 BEERS THAT FUCKING IT IM PATHJETIC
>>29692826
Here I thought I was bad.
Whatever man, the way I think of it, we can get basically just distract ourselves from the bad thoughts and the voices for cheap. I'm running a sixer, some cones, and some espresso. Enjoying a mostly legal intoxication, might as well have some fun. Not like there's anything else to look forward too.
>>29692869
>and some espresso.
funny your bring this up since this is my usual drink of choice, in fact just downsed some leftovers to keep me awaek so I can drink mroe
NORMLES REEEEEEEEE
How do we fix hipsters?
is the prson who made this thread even real? something about this thread. its very machine like.
>>29692789
We don't. Why would I bother giving a shit about something that doesn't affect me in anyway?
>>29692805
kek, that is Columbia is socialist declawed cat, my friend.
>boyfriend bought a bunch of albums
>see these
Paramore - Riot!
The Smiths - The World Won't Listen
Eels - Electro-Shock Blues
Rhye - Woman
Low Roar - 0
James Blake - The Colour of Anything
u wan sum fuk? i only listen to AC/DC.
your bf is a fugging bleb
>>29692788
I'd fuck your boyfriend
I listen to burzum and orchid and Jerome's dream
>Eww look at anon, he's staring at our exposed soles again!
>>29692743
>thinking females would use the phrase "exposed soles".
Nice try footfag
>>29692743
>exposed soles
>>29692743
>Eww what the fuck are you looking at freak quit eye raping me creep i'm calling the police RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
>Be single for 3 years
>Don't really crave sex
>Have a qt younger coworker
>Thick in all the right places
>Can't bang her
>Discover hooker that looks just like her
Fuckkk I wanna bang
man what site is this shes fine
>>29692782
Backpage. It's like a fucking meat market. If you go looking for nothing more than quick visits (15 minutes (it's all you really need)) you can bang hot chicks on the reg for 60-100 bucks
It's a cop, my man. Use Tinder and only swipe right on girls who say they're Polyamorous/Poly. They will give you the best head and do it for free most of the time. Just keep swiping right and looking at profiles until you find one. It's not as rare as you think. Then, ofc, you have to be at least attractive in some sense, even if you're fat or skinny. You best be at least a 6.5/10.
I've never been in /r9k/ what is this place?
>>29692727
this place is death
It turns all your good feelings into bad feelings.
>>29692727
this place is salvation.
Does anyone of you Robots also collect notifications on your phone? Basically I won't reply until my while lock screen is full.
I always get a little sad when they'ee gone.
The best notifications are from instagram and skype. Whatsapp is mediocre tier.
The rarest of all are the tinder ones.
I don't have a cellphone so am missing out of the entirety of 21st century culture.
I don't even have a phone.
I don't collect them but seeing them makes me happy.
Usually just the steam ones.
i dont collect them but i like them some
ive been trying tinder, i get a few a day. only one date though, and i think i scared her off. i got a few snapchats, which are ok. one chick sent me nudes then i scared her off.
im mostly doing it to try to be less fucked up socially but it doesnt help. even when i was on a date i wanted to be playing vidya. they can see through me, fuck man
im hoping for another message back from a chick tomorrow. not mega hot but is really slutty which does nice things to my dick.
i dont really use anything else that gives notifications besides steam and thats just my other computer nerd friends
So, human. What would you like to offer in exchange of getting your very own..virgin girlfriend?
An arm...a leg.. maybe even half your lifespan? Tell me what it is you'd like to exchange, tell me how much it means to you.
I'll give you half of my remaining lifespan, not for a girl but for perfect mental health.
>It means everything.
>>29692697
Begone worthless human, your misery brings me joy.
>>29692636
Not want girlfriend. Want boyfriend. Will give eyeball.
The average female height in the Netherlands is 5'7, how does this make you feel?
>>29692633
the average female in the Netherlands looks like a fucking dude, broad shoulder, no hips, walk like a fucking tranny.
>>29692633
Makes me feel completely indifferent famalam.
i lived there for 3 years and was 5'9
it felt bad
Who /eataloneinpublic/ here?
I suddenly realised I'm going to have to do that once I'm in college. I hope people don't stare at me.
>>29692627
i saw people do that all the time at the commons.
When I was in college I always ate in a side room in the commons that had a TV (usually with ESPN on). Barely any people in there most of the time. I hate eating alone in huge open spaces so it was perfect.
>this girl sits next/across from you with her sandwhich
>'Hi whatcha eating there? My name's Kim!'
Alright robots, everyone is bound to get laid at some point, the real challenge is in getting women to come back to you for dick instead of elsewhere. Here's some of my tips to help you arrange that:
1) Thank her for the sex
You should acknowledge that you appreciate her taking the time for you. Girls like feeling appreciated and welcome, so don't forget to thank her for the sex.
1.a) Leave romantic gifts
To emphasize on point 1, you can do something romantic and spontaneous like leaving her money the next morning. Nothing is as playful as tucking a few dollar bills between her toes when you leave, for her to find when she wakes up!
2) Tell her how much better she was than your ex
I know, you guys don't have an ex gf, but you don't need one. You can just fabricate one. Be wary though, the story is probably not very convincing if you haven't dropped it here and there a couple of times. Tell her why you broke up and how awful she was compared to your new catch.
3) Be her unbreakable support
When a girl goes outside without you, she's bound to have ups and downs like any other person going about their day. Nothing would be more uplifting if, out of nowhere, you appeared to cheer her up. Tell her you've always been there to give her the idea you've been going through effort for her.
4) Orient yourself in her life
She will feel understood if you get involved with her things. Read messages on her phone, go through her email, remember the stuff you see. At times, you can drop subtle hints like "Stacey sounds needy" or "Brent would be better off not meeting you anymore" so she knows you're putting effort in getting to know her.
That's it for now.
Superb advice! It worked for me!!
Btw, putting a chastity cage on and only letting her fuck black guys is a good method too
>>29692608
Dick Wolf is the executive producer for Supernatural. I know because I always thought that it was strange that he was cool with going by that name in the credits. Such an easy target name.
I'm messaging a girl on POF.
We're talking about TV shows and shit.
How do I move forward and get to talk to her off this shit website.
justbyourself? Xd
Who here /KV/?
I'm sick of normalfag posters, only true robots post in this thread.
KV feels, normie hate, etc.
I kissed a grill but never had sex
At this point, being 29. All I wish for is a friend. I don't care about girls any more. I want a bro I can call and go out to restaurants with, or see a movie with.
22 year old KHV here, I still think about my high school crush alot and how she was the only girl who was ever nice to me. Sadly, it just wasn t meant to be. I miss her so much.
>tfw no cute clingy emo girl that will always hang around with you and do whatever with you because she cares enough and also wont turn into an sjw mongoloid
cute emo grill thread
Go Fuck yourself, idiot.
>>29693292
random autist raging
>>29693341
>random 15 year old edgy faggot
I'm not retarded, op. Emo teens are the fucking worst. Caked in makeup and have cute bodies but holy shit do they ruin you mentally. Source: my entire teenage years were filled with these disgraces. Oh, also they happen to give up on their life if they havnt already shot themselves at around age 23, and either become shitfaced stacy party scum with 0 care for your beta ass or white trash prostitutes. Again, source: my entire high school + one of my best friends turned into a white trash prostitute. Save yourself some mental anguish and go for shy bookworm intelligent chicks.
