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Just cast me into the sea.
I'm done.
said the fishing line after I put bait on it
>>29694111
checking that we are in a boat
Return to the moon,
I'm tired.
I can't feel romance or love anymore,
What should I do?
>be 17
>want to become a sociopath because I thought becoming a sociopath would pull me out of my neet misery
>I wanted charisma, charm, assertiveness and masculinity. I had anxiety so I thought becoming a sociopath would remove that aswell.
>spend year hardening myself, imagining myself doing horrible things to try and harden myself.
>now I realized that what the fuck I was doing was insane but its way too late, i can't feel romance anymore nor love for that matter.
>barely any emotion left, my brain is resisting trying to go back to normal.
>no assertiveness, no masculinity only narcissism.
I can see why people go insane now, I'm posting here because reddit might think I'm trolling and I don't have any friends i trust nor a therapist.
Should I hang myself and end the misery?
Forgot to mention I'm 18 now
Does anybody care?
>>29694139
I care. Its incredibly interesting what you've managed to do, but Im afraid I cant be of any help sorry. I too am curious to see what can be done though....
Its over if you look like shit bald. It means your facial bones are cuck tier.
Ideal Chad has good hair and beard genetics yet would also look perfectly fine with both shaved off
OP is just started balding, why else would he make this shitty thread? Enjoy your shit genetics, faggot
Jawlines don't determine it all, plenty of fuckers with masculine as fuck jaws have tall foreheads, or the backs of their skulls are flat
t. a good jaw
How are you feeling this fine day, R9K?
>>29694013
hollowed just hollowed.
Girl I was messaging on POF went limp.
I JUST WANTED TO FUCKING CHAT
WHY IS IT SO HARD?
>no gF
>>29694035
Care to explain why anon?
You have started a mass shooting somewhere, somehow, for whatever reason.
You have killed as many normies as you could in the 10-something minutes you had, and now the cops have arrived and the building you are in is completely surrounded.
Not that you ever intended to live after this... Prison is not fun.
You decide to go out as a man, and not to do an hero.
What will your theme be during your last few minutes/seconds against the police, before being gunned down GTA style?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
vid motherfucking related.
>>29693993
https://youtu.be/-gZ25MYwWpM
This will be the one for me. It just feels right.
Honestly? Screen cap my current location, then post it on here, saying something like "THE UPRISING HAS BEGAN"
Then all of you would be forced out of your board.
Or just shout something like "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" and give Christians a hard time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
>When the second part hit
Tell us about your family and your relationships with family members, /r9k/.
I'll start:
>Dad
>High school computer science teacher
>Was a beta all his life, he didn't have a single friend in over 20 years.
>He is also bisexual and sometimes my mom lets him have sex with men
>Wants me to be better than him at life, but doesn't understand I'm even more beta than he is.
>Mom
>Translates/edits books and comics and also published 3 books
>Used to work in a high position in a publishing company in her late 20's-early 30's but quit because of the stress
>Suffers from severe depression
>She thinks I should do whatever I want in life but really wants me to be that son she can be proud of
>Little brother
>He's at college now I think
>Massive soccer chad
>He's an idiot but gets all the girls and fame
>Thinks I'm subhuman for not being that interested in relationships and popularity
>Thinks that having lots of friends and stuff makes you a god
>I fucking hate him
>Little sister
>She's a highschool second-year
>If fembots were real she would be one
>She's pretty chill, we smoke weed and watch anime sometimes
>Also browses /a/ and reddit a lot
>She has serious social anxiety
>She haven't had a friend since grade school
>I just wish she would find a path in her life
>dad
Haven't seen him since I was 5, he left when I was diagnosed with autism. He got married at some point and he's also an alcoholic. When I was in foster care I talked to him on the phone. He said he didn't have space for me but assured me that he loves me very much.
>mom
She's irresponsible and slightly eccentric. She's kind of a bimbo. Needs me to come pick her up from the bar almost every night. I never give her shit about it cause I don't want her to drive drunk. She's a makeup artist and resents me a lot for not being very feminine, always buys me makeup etc. She's apparently good at what she does. I still live with her and her house is very nice.
>big brother
He's my best friend. He's spent some time in the hospital for psychosis and things like that but he's a good guy. Most people talk to me like I'm a dog or a child but he talks to me like a person. We smoke weed and play video games together. He's a lot smarter than me. Sometimes I think he wishes I was smarter. He gets kind of annoyed with me, so I try not to ask a lot of questions.
Wait so there are other people out there who haven't had friends in years
>>29694140
What are you referring to?
Are Atheists?
>Mussolini regarded his time at a religious boarding school as punishment, compared the experience to hell, and "once refused to go to morning Mass and had to be dragged there by force."[167]
>Mussolini would become anti-clerical like his father. As a young man, he "proclaimed himself to be an atheist[168] and several times tried to shock an audience by calling on God to strike him dead."[166] He believed that science had proven there was no god, and that the historical Jesus was ignorant and mad. He considered religion a disease of the psyche, and accused Christianity of promoting resignation and cowardice.[166]
>Mussolini made vitriolic attacks against Christianity and the Catholic Church, which he accompanied with provocative remarks about the consecrated host, and about a love affair between Christ and Mary Magdalene.[171]
>This situation was resolved on 11 February 1929, when the Lateran Treaty between the Holy See and the Kingdom of Italy was signed by Prime Minister and Head of Government Benito Mussolini on behalf of King Victor Emmanuel III and by Cardinal Secretary of State Pietro Gasparri for Pope Pius XI.[8][9][22] The treaty, which became effective on 7 June 1929, established the independent state of Vatican City and reaffirmed the special status of Catholicism in Italy.[23]
Because being evil requires a level of intelligence, and rejection of status quo. Religions like those were literally created to stop stupid people doing bad shit.
>>29693971
That was for propaganda purposes. He remained an Atheist until the day that he died.
Let's say one day, you wake up in the morning feeling dizzy, nauseous. Lightheaded, spaced out and extremely tired.
Let's say you can't even use the computer for more than one hour because it makes you so nauseous you can barely look around.
Let's say you can't play video-games anymore. At all.
Let's say you go to the doc' and he tells you that you're structurally fine and he doesn't know what the problem is.
Let's say you keep searching, pass MRI scans, blood tests, see specialists on specialists that tells you that you have some anomalies here and there but they stay pretty vague saying that the said anomalies shouldn't provoke these symptoms.
Let's say it keeps getting slowly worse and worse and you have these symptoms since a solid month now.
Let's say you start getting anxious and depressed.
What would you do /r9k/ ? What would your reaction be ? How would you react ?
>>29693951
Kill myself but I already want to die even as a healthy woman
Project yourselves for a minute please.
>>29693951
thats your bodys way of telling you that it wants to die
>Almost 4am
>Been trying to sleep since 11pm
>almost 6am
>literally was 3am a second ago
the logical thing at that point is just get up and not get to sleep, but the worst one is when ur too tired to focus on anything but you still can't sleep for fucking hours and hours
>>29693937
Or when you wake up at 5am and want to go back to sleep but can't because THE GODAMN BIRDS AND SUN OUTSIDE ARE LOUD AS FUCK.
Finally, I'm gonna be an expert on memes!
>Memes are now "funny internet images"
>the real meaning of "Meme" will be lost forever
>>29693890
You have to learn from the masters themselves
You cannot study memes in a university, you must seem out the great monks of northern Europe
This is just another example that we are living in the New Meme Era, (or Meme Renaissance if you will). A time where memes have become so well developed that people everywhere know of them, and as a result, everyone is trying to come up with new memes
A good example is found in the pokemon franchise, which is about to release its 7th generation
So far, we've had 3 pokemon revealed that caused a meme.
1 Yungoos, which is seen as the Donald Trump pokemon. The similarity? they both have yellow hair
2 Rowlet, commonly linked wtih Roothoot which was a fakemon based on already known leaked info about Rowlet, but people still claim the one that drew it had inside info
3 Togedemaru which is an electric/steel hedgehog. people link it with Sonichu, completely ignoring that every gen of pokemon has an electric rodent or roden-looking pokemon, so a hedgehog was only a question of time
All these are memes that are completely wrong, but people still insist on meming them
This was not the case with Gen7 3 years ago
I just want a r9k weeb fembot gf but I don't think those exist at all.
>>29693870
And I just want a husky, but I know those exist.
>>29693881
Why not get a husky then anon?
>>29693870
Yes they do. I dated one of them.
So beginning this year I met a girl in my graphic design class. I honestly wasnt really interested at first, I did acknowledge she was really pretty and attractive however, Shes a huge fucking weeaboo even if she doesnt want to admit it.
I added her on steam and we talk all the time, not only is she the only girl that goes out of her way to talk to me shes probably the only person in general who does. I feel like she genuinely gives a fuck about me and shes always looking after me.
The thing is though she has a boyfriend, which is a given but I dont want to cuck this guy, because he seems like a nice guy. even if he'd turn out to be an asshole im above doing that kind of thing.
Am i oneitising too hard? Should I get over myself?
>>29693864
sounds like youre the cuck desu
>>29693879
I am.
the thing is while i know she doesn't like me sometimes I feel like she does if not briefly
>>29693899
remember remember
alpha fucks beta bucks
always original
Best of /r9k/ thread. some of you guys are alright and make some good posts. lets see em
really takes me back
>>29693737
Except that analysis is garbage. Elliot was a narcissist, plain and simple--- it's not something cooked up by the media. His manifesto is also mostly persecution based fantasies. Go ahead. Read it. Narcissists have a distinct lack of humor and imagination, and you can see the repetition of aforementioned things in his manifesto-- Elliot wasn't one of us, and he never will be. Narcissists are usually the ones doing the bullying, Many of us here know all too well what it's like to be excluded and treated cruelly.
In short, You're an idiot if you think that's good content.
People with avoidant personality disorder, which tons of people have on here, and narcissists both get hurt and feel rejected very easily by others. It's very easy to make both upset and they both secretly have abysmally low self-esteem. That's probably why so many avoidant robots identify with a legit narcissist and see some of themselves in him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uall0OQxU74
why the fuck am i so apathetic about everything in life
> be me
> 19M, average life average guy with good grades and slightly shitty social life, with no imminent financial problems, probably the same as any uni student in early 20s
> year 2->3 in finance and working an intern in the summer
> have been in long and short relationships
> constantly have urge to fuck everything and be alone for a few days since i have no clue what the fuck i want
i just honestly have no clue why im so detached and hollow inside, the only difference i can spot is that my social circle is slightly smaller and i don't post anything on social media
>>29693729
you have what the 14-15 year old of today wants and your still not happy
The feel is an empty ambition because you think you are safe and don't need to try. Do a three year plan or join the basement dwellers and wait for every thing to work out average
>>29693729
Because that's not what you really want.
You need fulfilment, and this is not fulfilling, it's surviving. Join a church or something, do volunteer work.
a few bug5 5amwitches
Does anyone else find the idea of actually having a gf to be completely mindblowing and inconceivable?
I can't even comprehend the fact that there are girlfriends and people have them
>>29693685
It feels like a joke that every one is in on just to confuse newfags.
>>29693685
Does anyone else find the idea of actually having a husky to be completely mindblowing and inconceivable?
I can't even comprehend the fact that there are huskies and people have them
>>29693685
>>29693802
had gf
her husky bit me unprovoked
doctors were required by law to report it to the police
dog is quarantined for 10 days by animal control
now I don't have a gf because I dared to seek medical treatment for my wound and apparently might have gotten her precious dog taken away
I am the bad guy for getting bitten by an unruly dog
tldr; I hope that fucking bastard dog gets euthanized
